Schadenfreude - D&D Custom Spell

Schadenfreude - D&D Custom Spell

A bit of a joke spell, but a spell nonetheless (should’ve uploaded this on April fools day but whatever) 

1st-level echantment

Casting time: 1 reaction | Range: 40 ft. | Components: V, S | Duration: Instantaneous

You mock the death of an enemy, tormenting its allies. When an enemy that you can see within range falls to 0 hp, you can use a reaction to cast this spell. You laugh outrageously at the now dead creature, finding humor in its death. When you do this, all of the dead creature’s allies within 60 ft. of the dead creature that can see both you and their fallen ally must make a Wisdom saving throw. Affected creatures take 1d6 Psychic damage on a failed save, and half as much on a successful one. This spell does not effect enemies who have an Intelligence score of 7 or less, or creatures that can’t hear.

      Additionally, if an enemy dies, comes back to life, then dies again in the same combat encounter, then you can cast this spell without expending a spell slot.

At higher levels: When you cast this spell using a higher spell slot, the damage increases by 1d6 for each spell slot above 1st.

This is a Bard Spell.

bobby time.

This is my favorite character from homestuck

Love the way she looks so cool. Can't wait to see more.

[ID: a drawing of kanaya maryam on a space background and space sign. she's a fat homestuck troll drawn with green horns and orange scleras. she is wearing a dark shirt with the virgo symbol in green with long sleeves underneath, and a red skirt that reaches her ankles. she's wearing dark flats, and has her hands clapsed at her hip. she's grinning widely. underneath it is a banner that says "please reblop my art, likes do literally nothing to help the artist". /end IDs]

The Centaur Playing With Her Child (1909) by Otto Soltau (1885-1915). 

I--i needed this today. Thank you

Some of us have a hard time loving our body the way it is. My suggestion is that on the days you find yourself being overly critical, think about the things your body does for you. I hated my feet, but I started thinking that they are okay for allowing me to walk places, even on days I have a hard time walking. Your belly allows you to eat and digest delicious food. Your thighs make you able to sit for longer periods of time. Your body keeps you alive. That is more than good enough. Think about it again: it allows you to live, to stay here, to make it through everyday. Even though your struggles and illnesses, your body still tries to keep you here, to heal itself, to help you survive and push through. It may not be perfect, but it is trying the best it can to keep you alive so you can make it to the end of each day.

Not to mention the fact that Mrs. White isn’t qualified to teach. She should be required to take a remedial English course. “I have went”? please. It’s “I have gone”, Mrs. White. 

first, my kid would not sign anything without me seeing it first. 2nd, upon seeing it i would be at the superintendant’s office the next morning. then we would speak to the teacher. black folk gotta nip it in the bud.