Im Sorry It Made Me Laugh And I Had To

I’m sorry it made me laugh and I had to

Asra: YOU CAN’T DATE LUCIO HE’S A BAD GUY

Mc: maybe I can help him and make him a good person

Asra: *thinks about it and realizes Mc is a pure soul* well yes, maybe you can…

Mc: or maybe at the end of the day we’ll kill you all and take over the world

Asra: what

Mc: what

Lucio: take me

..hello???

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I finally gave in and created a master list for organization’s sake. fear me and my fleet of fics

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Multi-Chapters:

Stories of varying word counts that feature multiple chapters.

Travelers in the Dark: Virgil is a monster, an outcast to both humanity and his own kind. It is better for him and everyone else if he secluded himself in a nature park, where it is safe.

All Virgil had wanted was one quiet night in the park. Of course that stargazing idiot had to get himself into trouble and cause Virgil to have to step in and save him. Now there’s a silver knife sticking out his chest and he’s bleeding to death. Great.  Chapter 1 , Chapter 2, Chapter 3 (Ongoing, Chapters 6-8 completed, Chapters 4 and 5 are wips)

Velveteen Wishes: In an attic of a dilapidated house laid three toys who were just as real as you and I are. For their owner, a brown-haired boy with rosy cheeks and chestnut eyes, made them so through his love.  These three toys were all he had. They were his only friends and together they fought against evil in the Imagination Land.

But evil lurks in the real world, danger that the toys cannot protect their boy from. Patton, Virgil and Logan will have to become more than mere toys to save Roman. Chapter 1, Chapter 2 (Indefinite Hiatus)

Not Quite Imaginary: Like many children, Logan and Roman had imaginary friends. Roman’s friend was Patton, a gentle giant who could heal wounds with a single kiss. Logan’s friend was Virgil, a sarcastic fairy with an affinity for dark magic. Both Virgil and Patton were best friends with each other, and together the four found themselves in all sorts of troubles.

But Logan and Roman are now adults and they’ve left imaginary friends behind along with their childhoods. The two are in for a shock of their lives when it’s discovered that their imaginary friends aren’t quite as imaginary as they’ve once thought.

Chapter 1, Chapter 2, Chapter 3 (Ongoing, 25% of chapter 4 completed)

Crescent:  Virgil’s just one of many kids who aged out of the foster care system. He was kicked out of the foster house with little to nothing to his name yet expected to be a functioning member of society. He makes enough just to get by working at a fast food restaurant with the manager from hell.In a rush to get home after a bad day at work, he takes a short-cut through an alleyway and his day goes from bad to worse when he’s confronted by a mugger.

Fortunately, he is rescued by a werewolf who happened to be passing by. Unfortunately said werewolf decides he needs protecting and wants Virgil to be a part of their pack. (Part 1 of Werewolf AU, Complete)

Gibbous: Virgil’s encounter with three real life werewolves left him feeling half-convinced it had to be the concoction of some fervor dream.

But as a former foster kid who aged out of the system with little to nothing but the clothes on his back, he has bigger things to worry about than werewolves. Like, how he was going to survive on a fast food employee’s wage for starters.

When his friend Remy presents him with a new job opportunity, his first gut instinct was to refuse it. And you know what they say about gut instincts… (Part 2 of Werewolf AU, Ongoing)

Werewolf AU Master Post  

Concept Fics

Fics told in an informal, loose story-telling style.

Foster-Dad Patton AU:

In which Patton is a foster dad and the others are his kiddos.

Part 1 (Logan), (ongoing, sporadic updates)

Memes:  “Of course–it’s important to me that I am able to understand you, regardless of the words you use.” In which Logan as a father tries his best to understand his son Virgil’s usage of memes and slang words. Platonic Analogical

Homeschooling: I got so frustrated with the way that homeschooling is often depicted in fanfiction, that I wrote a positive human!AU depication of the sides as homeschoolers.

The Sides As Fanfiction Writers: Enough Said.

When the Sides Get Sick, Each of Them Have Different Reactions: Headcanons about how the Sides handle being sick

Oneshots:

Completed single-chapter fics with the bare minimum of 1k words.

Ouroboros:  Deceit can’t stop lying because he is lies. He’s never known a time before lying. A Character Study on Deceit

Lend An Ear:  Virgil is worried about his math homework, luckily his foster dad is there to lend an ear. Father-Son Moxiety.

Wishful Thinking:   Logan folds a thousand paper cranes to see if good luck will follow suit. Platonic LAMP

Afflicted by Fiction:  Agitated by a creative block, Roman ventures into the depths of his realm in an attempt to let off steam.

Gallant Knights and Wretched Seawitches:  Prince Roman sneaks off to a cove to perform one-man play to an audience of no one. He’s surprised one day to discover Logan sitting there, enjoying the performance. // Based off @fandergecko‘s Mermaid AU, platonic logince

Astraphobia: Logan knows it’s illogical to fear the storm, and yet it he still fears it. Fortunately, the others are there to comfort him. Platonic LAMP

When the Blazing Sun is Gone: Virgil is a lonely vampire who hasn’t interacted with a human in decades. That all changes when he runs into a man with an ukulele in the park late at night. Platonic Moxiety

Dear Happy: Patton is having a bad day and Virgil’s there to remind him that it’s alright to lean on others for support. Platonic Moxiety

Some Princes don’t become Kings: “You shall die in a cloak of red, surrounded by friends.” Ever since he was little, Roman’s been burdened with the prophecy of his own death. Fantasy AU

Birthday Cake: Logan doesn’t understand why birthday cake tastes any different than normal cake–in fact, he doesn’t understand the whole point of birthdays in the first place. Platonic LAMP

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strangely he feels at home in this place fanfic

Title: strangely he feels at home in this place

Summary: Virgil finds himself in a different reality with no way of returning back home. Strangely, he’s mostly okay with this

Word-Count: 540

Pairings: platonic prinixety

Warnings: spiders, parental favoritism

I found a random snippet of dialogue in my wips when i should be writing something else and couldn’t help finally doing something with it

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How is Virgil’s day going, you might ask? Well, on the scale of one to oh-my-god-my-brother-transported-me-to-another-reality-and-I-have-no-way-of-getting-back-home, it’s going great. Real swell.

I mean, really it could’ve been a lot worse. There could’ve been no one to hear his screams as he tried escaping the clutches of a giant spider. Virgil liked spiders. He even had a pet tarantula named Susie back home. But it is very easy to be afraid of anything that’s ten times the size of you and looks ready to devour you whole. 

Instead, a strange elf-like man saved him at the last second. Or at least, he appeared elf-like, with his pointy ears and graceful poise. Despite his numerous writings, Virgil hasn’t met an actual elf before. He hadn’t planned on it. Nor had he planned being his brother’s pet guinea pig but here we are.

The elf turns out to be named Roman, a name that is far more normal sounding than Virgil expected to hear. Upon hearing Virgil’s plight, he offers for him to stay in his abode at once.

“Wait, you actually believe me?” Virgil raises an eyebrow.

“Oh, someone shows up from a different world every other moon cycle,” Roman waves him off, “Now come! You must be hungry–I will prepare you a feast back at my house!”

Virgil’s stomach growls, “Well you aren’t wrong about that.”

“So, are you a warrior for your people?” Roman asks as they walk down the supposed route to his home. Virgil gives him a double take because uh, did he not see him screaming? Running from the spider as fast as his legs could possibly take him? 

“Oh no,” Virgil chuckles awkwardly, “I’m a writer.”

“A writer?” Roman tilts his head, “What’s that?”

“It’s, well,” Virgil stammers, almost embarrassed to admit, “I come up with stories and record them so that other people can read them.”

“You’re a storyteller?!” Roman shrieks with excitement, “you’re so young–your people must honor you greatly.”

Now it’s Virgil’s turn to be confused.

“Um, what do you mean?”

“As a storyteller you inspire hope, impart wisdom, produce laughter with your stories–surely your people look onto you with reverence and respect!”

They in fact do the opposite of that. His people see his writing as a foolish prospect. They berate him for his chosen profession. “Why couldn’t you have gone into STEM like your brother?” They ask, “Writing will get you nowhere in life!”

In a way, they were right. It was his brother’s science and not writing that got him transported to this world. A world that apparently cherishes and nurtures stories rather than kill them.

“Are you alright, dear storyteller?” Roman says softly. He’s standing in front of Virgil, frowning.

“I, um, I just–” Virgil begins, never being quite as good with verbal words as he is with written words, “Let’s just say my world doesn’t hold the same view as yours.”

“What?!” Roman exclaims, before bursting into a very long, winding rant. So long that would take up at least a page or two to write it all down. As he rambles about the sanctity of stories and their importance, Virgil begins to smile.

Maybe he’ll never find a way back home. That thought should terrify him, but it doesn’t. Because home has already found him.

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