I Just Think This Is Neat, Very, Very Weird And I Live For It

i just think this is neat, very, very weird and I live for it

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Have you ever wondered, “where do all those magically appearing shops go when their business is done? Do they slide into another dimension? Maybe they just become invisible to those who aren’t actively seeking them out?” And like, no. They just walk away. The Traveling Salesphantoms, or Wandering Clerks, or whatever people call them in their area, aren’t people who run magical stores. They’re people who ARE magical stores. They’re just rarely seen in their in-between forms and it’s not exactly info they offer up so them being space warping shapeshifters is a little known fun fact.

No one knows what their exact deal is. Are they cursed? Are they buildings so haunted that the structure became the physical body for the soul inside? Are they yet another type of buck wild dragon in this world, except this kind uses the items they hoard to acquire an even more valuable treasure, stories about weird customer service experiences??? It is a mystery, and asking about their existence is usually seen as so rude it’ll get you kicked out  before you can find your specific life changing item on a dusty shelf labeled ‘do not touch’. So like, maybe mind your business Jeremy Thatcher Dragon Hatcher, and buy a ring that shows you the future that you’ll be tearfully trying to return in a week.

Nosy.

BEEN ON HERE FOR A 3-ISH YEARS ON THIS SITE YEAAAH

new critter alert, this is the Boardog, about 9x the size of a malamute. these guys are pretty chill when no provoke, but if you piss it off enough it'll burst into flames and charge at ya!

da big man in all his GLORY!!!11

Made some better fanart of Ben :)

listen, i would spend 40 dollars to make em pissed. rock i guess.

lesbians love and support our trans sisters 💖💖

just sketches and W.I.PS of a character that I will probably draw in the future, their name is Snickerdoodle, usually have a big ol' patchy sheet covering them, they are also big like... 27 ft tall... she is a doctor hidden in the sewers! also what I plan to be under that big sheet she's under. they go by (she/they pronouns)