Ah OK I'm Nervous About Self-promo, But Here Goes Nothing. If You Enjoy My Work Then You Can Find Me

Ah OK I'm nervous about self-promo, but here goes nothing. If you enjoy my work then you can find me on AO3 under the handle WeasleyKitten01. I currently have on offer:

A long-form Perciver fic (from 6th year through to after the war so very angsty in places) [complete] - I think I left my heart with them ...

An A/B/O AU Wolfstar fic [complete] - part one of the Save Me series, NSFW and fluffy

An A/B/O AU Jegulus fic [WIP] - part two of the Save Me series, a little more slow burn than part one but I swear it'll be worth it

An angsty Hogwarts era Wolfstar fic [WIP/half abandoned] - some angst, heck-tone of NSFW

A Rosekiller 2-parter [complete] - just pure filth

A Hogwarts years Starchaser fic [complete] - also NSFW, ambiguous anatomy language use for Reggie

All of the above are rated E and all of the Marauders Era ones are no Voldy AUs, just to make you aware. I also have a smutty coming-out Dron fic on an old Fanfiction account that I'm considering re-writing on AO3, if this is something you'd like to see then hmu.

Anyways, thanks 😊

Y'all ever just wandering around, going about your day, and suddenly your brain provides you with Jenna Marbles' rendition of 'No Tears Left to Cry'?

Sitting By the Black Lake:

Lily: *irritably* They're going to piss it off, if they keep doing that

Remus: *laid on his back holding his book over his head, not looking at Sirius, James and Peter* I wouldn't worry, they're just playing with it. It seems to like catching the stones. Think it gets bored, out there on its own

Lily: *smirking* Are you not looking because you're genuinely fascinated by Mr Dorian Grey, or is it that you think you'll pop if you look at shirtless Sirius for too long?

Remus: *blushing, squirming* Please, Lily, I'd like to think that I have a little more self-restraint than that

Sirius: *accidentally chucks a stone too hard*

Giant Squid: *drops one huge tentacle into the Lake, sending the boys tumbling back on a small tidal wave*

James and Peter: *laughing and choking on water as they drag Sirius up between them*

Sirius: *spluttering furiously* Va te faire foutre!

Lily: *gaping* Was ... Was that French?

Remus: *groaning, covering his face with his book* Oh, I am completely fucked

If anybody would like some short-form Perciver, Wolfstar, Starchaser or Rosekiller, my asks are open to requests :)

The Slytherin Common Room:

Barty: *racing around the room, nearly knocks Regulus off his feet*

Regulus: Slow down, Crouch, you fucking menace!

Barty: *bounces up on the sofa, jostling Dorcas*

Dorcas: If I have to start my essay over once more because of you, then Salazaar himself won't be able to help you

Barty: *jumps off the sofa and starts throwing punches at mid-air, narrowly missing Pandora's head as she passes*

Pandora: Good job I saw that coming. Who gave Barty sugar?

Barty: *starts eyeing the roaring fire with far too much interest*

Evan: *reclining on the sofa, not looking up from his book* Bat. Sit.

Barty: *drops to the floor at Evan's feet, impossibly still and silent*

Skittles: The fuCK?!

Do I think that the Marauders fandom twinkifies Sirius Black? Not necessarily.

Do I think that Sirius had grace and poise drilled into him from a young age, so much so that it was a state of being that he had to constantly fight against but would still show itself when he wasn't paying attention? 100%.

Do I think that Remus was a tall, lanky ass mf at like 6 ft 4, so he just naturally towered over literally everyone, including all of Sirius' 5 ft 10 and a half inches? Abso-fuckin'-lutely.

Do I think that anyone who ever came across Sirius was absolutely terrified of the leather-jacket-wearing, motorbike-riding, rock-music-listening, crazy-grin-giving badass that he portrayed himself as, until they'd known him for more than 5 minutes and realised that he was actually fiercely loyal and passionate about everyone he classed as a friend? I will die on that hill.

Do also I think that Sirius would unthinkingly drop to his knees with his tongue hanging out the second Remus told him to 'be a good boy and beg'? With my whole damn soul.