Since It's The Holiday Season And I've Never Actually Posted Any Of My Mdzs Art On Tumblr, Here's A WangXian

Since it's the holiday season and I've never actually posted any of my mdzs art on tumblr, here's a WangXian Nutcracker AU I posted back in July! (Outfit Concepts after keep reading)

(DO NOT repost my art!)

Outfit Concepts!

Happy Pride Month! I know things are rough out there, but we have each other, and we have each other’s backs.

mxtx guys be really living their wattpad girlie dreams

lwj literally wrote a song about the hot dude in the class, named it after their ship name and got to marry the said hot dude from the class.

hua cheng created multiple fan art of his idol, sent him thousands of fan mails (lanterns), fought xie lian antis, and married his idol who was also an emperor by the end of the story.

and in scum villian i can't even decide who was the wattpad girlie in the story. shen yuan who married the supposed player, bingbing who banged his milf teacher or shang qinghua who married the rich sugar daddy who was also his literal dream guy?

My fave sequence of events in SVSSS

There are a lot of contenders, but I think it’s gotta be:

-SQQ is pulled into a dream where he sees how much distress Binghe went through while microwaving his corpse for 5 years.

-This makes SQQ so feels-horny that he fucks Binghe into a Qi Deviation (and then blames Binghe for ‘seducing him’)

-During this Qi deviation, they can’t bang, and are also surrounded by the other dudes SQQ unknowingly wife-beamed. This re-awakens Binghe’s insecurity.

-Once he recovers, Binghe addresses his insecurities by trying to Do Good Sex. How does he do this? By taking a page out of godawful RPF smut written by nuns

-SQQ chugs wine up his ass

It does make me lowkey sad that Binghe and Yingying aren’t even friends in the new canon of svsss, but it does fucking send me to imagine Yingying’s live slug reaction to all the bullshit Binghe puts her sect through specifically so that he can keep being the teacher’s pet.

Given how she’s over him by the time the Abyss Shit happens, I like to think it’s largely because she was forced to sit through hours, days, months, and years of Binghe raving and gushing about Shizun (and NOTHING ELSE) in addition to being forced to watch Binghe do everything in his power (and NOTHING ELSE) to impress Shizun and just being like,

“Yeah… I think I’m good. With liking him. Forever.”

And then… Everything Else Happens, and she can only be like,

“Wow. Dodged a fucking bullet.”

2HA NATION WAKE UP HAVE YOU SEEN THE COVER OF VOL 2 HAVE U SEEN IT!!!!?!?????