Being A Non-UK Listener Of The Magnus Archives/Protocol Means I'm Always Playing A Little Game Called

Being a non-UK listener of the Magnus Archives/Protocol means I'm always playing a little game called 'Is this a real thing that exists in England or are Jonny and Alex just pulling things out of their twisted imaginations again', and then becoming even more worried when it turns out it's real

I'M TRYING TO FIGHT THE WRITERS BLOCK (all my recs will be posted until October) SO ANYONE WANT DESCENDANTS FICS????? If yes, drop a request. I know I haven't been punctual, but it will be done in a month or so tops.

Original photo:

We love him for that

Archives crew: unveiling their trauma that lead them to work there

Martin: I'm just a high school dropout who needed a job for my mum's care and my rent.

Things that have eaten/bitten people in the Magnusverse (so far):

The sky

Earth

Worms

A door

Mr. Spider

A vase

Vampires

Mosquitoes

Monster pig

Father Edwin Burroughs (unwittingly)

John Haan's chicken and kebab shop customers and Mikaele Salesa's crew (unknowingly)

Mr. Bonzo

Rich people

A tape recorder

I miss tma season one when Jon puts his whole archivussy into a statement and then ends it by saying "yeah lmao this probably didn't happen. I asked Martin to look into it and he found nothing because he sucks and I hate him. Tim got me more information, probably because he's such a fucking slut. Sasha was also very useful. I love Sasha because she's so dependable and trustworthy. Nothing bad will ever happen to Sasha to make her less dependable or trustworthy."