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Inwould go to therapy as well

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Every piece of Rick and Morty fan fiction is canon

I’m just going to say it. It should have been Shining Diamond and Brilliant Pearl, not Shining Pearl and Brilliant Diamond.

Write, amigos

“May you have a life of safety and peace”, said the witch, cursing the bloodthirsty warrior.

In The Rickshank Redemption, Rick Sanchez stops at a McDonald’s to get nuggets and Szechuan sauce. Specifically, he says ‘as much as you’re allowed to give me’. Rick respects fast food workers, even in his own mind. Be more like Rick.

Started watching The Ranch on Netflix. Now I really want a crossover with them and Trailer Park Boys.

Fighting Covid When Kept Home

This was shared on a Covid survivor group…have heard many of these before but it seems helpful: HOW TO FIGHT COVID AT HOME when you are not hospitalized.

“When the nurse came in to discharge me, I asked her, What can I do to help fight this at home? She said:

1. Sleep on your stomach at all times with Covid. If you can’t sleep on your stomach because of heath issues sleep on your side. Do not lie on your back no matter what because it smashes your lungs and that will allow fluid to set in.

2. Set your clock every two hours while sleeping on your stomach, then get out of bed and walk for 15-30 min, no matter how tired or weak that you are. Also move your arms around frequently, it helps to open your lungs. Breathe in thru your nose, and out thru your mouth. This will help build up your lungs, plus help get rid of the Pneumonia or other fluid you may have.

2. When sitting in a recliner, sit up straight - do not lie back in the recliner, again this will smash your lungs. 

3. While watching TV - get up and walk during every commercial.

4. Eat at least 1 - 2 eggs a day, plus bananas, avocado and asparagus. These are good for Potassium. 

5. Do not drink anything cold -  have it at room temperature or warm it up. Drink Pedialyte, Gatorade Zero, Powerade Zero & Water with Electrolytes to prevent you from becoming dehydrated. Water with lemon, and little honey, peppermint tea, apple cider are good suggestions for getting in fluids. No milk products, or pork. (as a singer I know milk products produce phlegm and always advised my students to have none for 3 days before a performance)

6. Vitamins D3, C, B, Zinc, Probiotic One-Day are good ideas. Tylenol for fever. Mucinex, or Mucinex DM for drainage, plus helps the cough. Pepcid helps for cramps in your legs. One baby aspirin everyday can help prevent getting a blood clot, which can occur from low activity. 

7. Drink a smoothie of blueberries, strawberries, bananas, honey, tea and a spoon or two of peanut butter. 

We always hear of how Covid takes lives, but there isn’t a lot of information out there regarding how to fight Covid when you are not critical. I hope this helps you or someone you know, just as it has helped me.”

(Wow, @thetimetostrikeislater  wish you’d had this info when you were ill)

@cptdorkery  @fortheloveoftrekuniverse  @peridotsarelongterm

Who else wants a Pokémon based off of the Substitute doll in the next generation?

I. Love. This.

Reblog this with a character you think should be added to Smash Bros. I’ll go first.

Primid, Super Smash Brothers

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I see this headline:

As a former cakewrecks lover, I figured sure, I’ll bite. Let’s see this cake. Literally nothing could have prepared me for this cake. 

They paid $49 for this “frog-themed” cake and honestly no amount of money in the world could be put on this masterpiece:

Keep reading

If you need something uplifting today, here it is. Things might suck right now, but think of it this way; as you read this, the people who made your favorite games and shows are working on more. There’ll be another Fallout, another Pokémon game, another season of Last Kids on Earth. It might not seem like it, and every time a new one comes out we wonder if it’s the last, but it won’t be. If only because it makes them too much money, developers and producers will always make sequels or whole new games and shows for us. And with any luck, you’ll get to play/watch them. And a lot of games and shows are dead or cancelled, and that sucks. But there’ll always be new ones that we can enjoy. Think ahead to the upcoming games and shows and imagine how excited you are about them. Now imagine everything else in development that the public doesn’t know about yet. And the best part is that it will always be true, because humans are creative little beans and will never stop making things. So as bleak as things might look right now, and I know that they’re pretty damn bleak, change will always come. We can and will fix the wrongs in life, and in the meantime, we can all enjoy a good game or a good show or a good movie or a good book. So perk up. Things will be better, because we’re going to make them better!

If they made another South Park game, I would be so happy

Ok hear me out:

Sending glitter bombs to your relatives who won’t wear masks

Does anyone else want an episode of South Park that’s nothing but Kenny having near-death experiences?

You know what I would really like to see in Fallout 5? A state that’s gone almost completely tribal. I want to be a Vault Dweller coming out from underground into a wasteland in, say, Ohio or Wyoming, in 2350 or 2400, so that nature has started to reclaim the land. Where robots are broken down and rusty but still seen as unholy monsters. Where buildings are the exception, not the norm. Where pre-war garbage like bottles and cans are carried and treasured as good luck charms. Where Nuka-Cola is seen as nectar of the gods. Where Stimpaks and energy weapons and combat armor are considered witchcraft. Where a gun is as considered as deadly to them as a Fat Man is to the rest of the wasteland. Give me bows and Spears and hatchets. Give me leather armor you can customize to look like different wasteland creatures. Give me Native American legends and show me how they’ve come to life through rads or old technology. Give me a world where you can either learn their ways or teach them about Science!. I want a town full of ghouls that will take one look at you and, if you’ve made certain decisions, say ‘how the hell did a tribal get a Pip-Boy’ and you look at yourself and realize that you are truly one of them. I want mobile killer plants. I want wastelanders that have tiny little mutations like fangs or pointed ears or slit eyes and they call them blessings from the gods because there’s low-level rads everywhere but they don’t know what rads are. I want valleys and chasms and hills and a truly wild environment. I want Fallout 5 to be completely unique and so different from everything they’ve done so far!

Bad Gaming Tropes

I hate hate HATE the trope where a game sends you back to right before the boss level after you’ve beaten it. It honestly ruins a game for me

This is the best thing

Can someone please do a ‘me and the boys’ meme with Hank, Bill, Dale, and Boomhauer from King of the Hill?

I absolutely love this

a lecture

All the people saying that Harry Potter is a moron have clearly never read the Erec Rex series