Mythical Realness

Mythical realness

How do you sleep at night being a Bruce Wayne defender???

With a warm weighted blanket, five cushiony pillows, a cup of peppermint tea on my nightstand, and lit vanilla candles. Any further questions?

You guys act like Bruce isn’t hyper aware of everyone and their allergies. He’s the type of guy to secretly have a medic around whenever they go somewhere that involves eating.

Tim, has had a cold the whole week, and decided to eat some spicy shrimp: *cough* *cough* wow, this is spicy *sniffle* I could die!

Bruce, has been suspecting the allergy despite the fact that Tim has ate shrimp before and has been fine: I fucking knew it— TRAVIS!

Tim: DAMN IT BRUCE I WAS JOKING! I THOUGHT WE AGREED I DON’T HAVE AN ALLERGY TO SHRIMP?!

How I imagine everyone's face care! Add onto or give your own opinions if you like, no hate is tolerated because opinions are opinions!

Alfred: Always takes care of himself despite his age. Doesn't have a long one but has some stuff for wrinkles and all that.

Bruce: He has the most calculated skincare. Doesn’t spend hours on himself but he somehow found the right skincare that makes him look way younger while not making him look too young. Like say he looks 32 when he is pushing 50 type of thing. It scares the batkids. The worst part is that even when he doesn’t do it for like a week because he is too busy with batman, he STILL looks better than ever (besides the stubble and eye bags)

Dick: Has a normal skincare. He takes care of himself any way he can even if that means asking Bruce or Tim for suggestions. He might be too busy to do it but it’ll take 50 pounds of dirt and 26 liters of oil to give him a pimple because he takes actual care of himself.

Jason: I hc that he definitely has acne. He doesn’t have enough money for one and showers aren’t exactly uncommon but he just doesn’t care enough at this point. My friend suggested that Bruce will try to take care of him anytime he gets the chance because seeing his son in such a state hurts him, especially when he knows he can help. Jason isn’t acne prone by any means but he definitely gets it because he sleeps in beat up places, wears that stinky helmet, and since he doesn’t like asking for help his money is low which means he probably takes his showers in somewhere other than his home.

Tim: Also normal skincare. Despite what people think, Tim doesn’t drink coffee and he is a tea drinker, he goes on frequent runs every morning, gets a good amount of sleep, he does his best to take care of his body. People tend to forget that Tim is not only a vigilante that needs to maintain good health but he also has a public image. He researches hard though, he checks everything, he tries everything, etc. I also like to think he has an anonymous account that spreads correct information about product and if you should or should use them.

Steph+Cass: I think they have similar face care and actually do it with each other. It’s their bonding time to try new things or test out new products, they of course ask Tim because he already has a folder for every product under the sun. Of course they will have their own respected face care but I think Cass isn’t acne prone at all. Steph is a bit more complicated but she only gets the regular blemishes when she doesn’t do it for days or goes into that seasonal depression where you stop caring for a good 3 weeks and eat junk (totally not projecting…)

Duke: Also a normal skincare, will check Tim’s files if he decides to try something new! He hates talking about his skincare and hates doing it in front of people because it’s a good time to think by himself and relax without worrying about anything. Was always one to take care of himself well.

Damian: Doesn’t have one. Even when he gets older, he won’t need one. He has the GOOD GOOD genes. Do I need to say more?

I’ve been sick and miserable, I decided to fall asleep with music playing and when I woke up ‘That’s Life by Frank Sinatra’ was playing. Does this mean I am THE Batman?

I’m still pissed that he fumbled her. TO THIS DAY.

Oh nah, gang, you seeing this shit too?