18yrs oldJust a happy little beehive! Positivity and good vibes only please! Have fun my buzzy bees~
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Okay okay okay, I had a dream last night that orangutans could turn invisible. Like there wasn’t a plot about this, it was just a passive animal fact that was accepted by the scientific community. Orangutans could just go invisible and then show up again. It was a part of their biology.
WHY!?
Can’t risk it.
“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”
KABOSU!!! YOU WERE TOO GOOD FOR US!!!
So…maybe I’ve been living under a rock or smthn, but I’ve been seeing a LOT of RadioApple lately. (Not that there’s anything wrong with that;)
And like, I get it. It’s funny cuz their arguing over who’s a better dad and shit but like…
Has nobody thought of a joke about Lilith and Alastor having a passionate love affair for seven years? Like obviously it’s not canon (for many reasons) and there’s prolly somthn more sinister goin on but that would be so fucking hilarious.
Alastor: I’m not just a step-dad, I’m the dad who stepped up!
Lucifer: I’m gonna step on you!
Alastor: That’s what she sai-
*Que cat fight noises*
Y’know a sexuality that is incredibly slept on?
Chaotic Asexuals.
Like, absolute chaos goblins who just do not care whatsoever.
Examples: Alastor (Hazbin Hotel) Willy Wonka (Charlie and the Chocolate Factory) Sun Wukong (Journey to the West) Others (Let me know in the comments)
“I haven’t lost my virginity cuz I never lose! See ya later sex-haver!”
Reblogging because I think it would be cool if people started drawing their Oc’s in this.
Found the Asexual fit at Cato today.
GIMME!!!
Stop me if you hate the concept: short, fat, hairy lady gets isakai'd into a high fantasy, and instead of "oh look at all these ethereal elves woe for I am but a flawed mortal" routine she lands in Dwarf territory and is immediately revered as the most enchanting and desirable maid in all the land. This immediately becomes a zesty romantic drama. Thoughts
Let’s do this Lila!
Hey now that everyone is willing to reblog my posts... How far can this lil fishy go?
Trickle-Down wreckenomics.
Very beautiful, very powerful
i WILL make lump fish a Trendy Animal like axolotls and isopods. no one can stop me
I just had to share this Kosher Beef with ya’ll! Happy first night of Hannukkah! 🕎
I was searching for some pretty Hanukkah gifs to schedule a post tomorrow wishing my Jewish followers Happy Hanukkah and I found a fit/shape/body building site that posted this
And I thought to myself, I simply must show my Jewish followers fit Menorah Man
lmao get loved loser
get absolutely fucking treasured
YEA!
If Shura existed in Atla (Avatar the Last Air Bender) What kind of bender would they be? (My money is on Shura being a water bender, but also a blood bender.)
Honestly, you're right on the money. Shura would absolutely be a Water Bender. (And Blood Bender.)
With a specialization working with ice.
please reblog for larger sample size
SAY IT LOUDER FOR THE PEOPLE IN THE BACK!
i am not joking we need to force teach cooking in schools. like. it is an essential thing for survival. do you know how easy it is to make things if you know even the bare bones shit about how cooking works. we need to teach teenagers how far you can take an onion and some other veggies it''s sad that people grow up not knowing how to prepare literally anything. and i'm not talking about oh this home ed class taught me how to make chicken nuggets at home i'm talking about learning the balancing of sweetness and acidity and saltiness and bitterness and shit like that and techniques and oil temperatures and how meats cook. it needs to be taught because it's literally not even that difficult and it matters so much
I MUST DRINK THE FORBIDDEN NECTAR
this is eroticism of the machine. to me.
eventual Mama's boy
OHNO HES HOT!!!
The forest king and the postwoman