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theo literally is like yeah whatever im running away from home because my dad died who cares but like if this cab driver thinks im gay because he saw me kiss my best friend ill fucking kill myself and my fruity little dog too
xandra: theo ur dads dead
theo: oh word
theo 10 mins later: guys MAJOR LIFE PROBLEM what if this cab driver I’ll never see again in my fucking life saw Boris KISSING me while I was holding my GAY DOG!!!!!!!!!!!! 😔😔😔😔🔫
hold on i’m about to post something that’s funny to me and no one else
rich and famous - jugdeggrogs / you are jeff - richard siken
*exists deckerishly*
theo when his mother died and his whole life was upended
just googled my symptoms and it turns out it was boris i missed, the whole impulsive mess of him: gloomy, reckless, hot-tempered, appallingly thoughtless. boris pale and pasty, with his shoplifted apples and his russian-language novels, gnawed-down fingernails and shoelaces dragging in the dust. boris - budding alcoholic, fluent curser in four languages - who snatched food from my plate when he felt like it and nodded off drunk on the floor, face red like he’d been slapped.
today i will develop my own personality instead of stealing every aspect of boris pavlikovsky’s.
- what i would say if i were mentally stable
the goldfinch but it’s only 3 straight hours of gyuri driving popchyk around in the car
boris and theo steal presents for eachother, you can clearly tell which ones are from theo because they are all neatly wrapped and which ones are from boris cause it’s mostly tape keeping the wrapping paper on what is clearly a mug
dean “fruit boots” winchester vs. boris “fuck me pumps” pavlikovsky vs. eduardo “fuck you flip flops” saverin
“for the hell of it” okay gay boy googling your ex eyeroll emoji
boris pavlikovsky 🤝 dean winchester
bisexual who wears fuck me pumps and is in love with their best friend
The ironic paradox of biphobia and lesbophobia is that lesbophobia will have you believe society wants you to be bi and biphobia will have you believe society wants you to be lesbian. The reality is that society does not want you to be lesbian or bi; that society only wants you to be straight, but will not hesitate to use other identities against you. If that means tricking you into believing your closest allies occupy a higher social standing than you and wish to keep you beneath them in the same way the straights do to them, then so be it. It’s not even divide and conquer, its recruiting us to do their own bidding and ridding them of us in the process. Heterosexuals as a class do not prefer lesbians to bisexuals or bisexuals to lesbians, thought individually each one might have differing opinions on which are most or least acceptable.
Attempting to convince you that bi privilege or monosexual privilege exists is an intended to shift our arms towards our allies instead of our oppressors.