Dude Thats Such A Barty Thing To Do

Dude thats such a Barty thing to do

Barty: Hey, Rosie, your dad just gave me 100 galleons to stop dating you. Evan: … Evan: And…? Barty: Didn't like curse it or anything. Honor system. *snorts* As if I have honor. Changed it to muggle money. Got us condoms and starburst and vodka.

reblog if you’ve read fanfictions that are more professional, better written than some actual novels. I’m trying to see something

Real

having to tell people hozier is the ‘take me to church guy’ instead of ‘the intimate irish singer that sings of oppression and religion and devoted love’ is our lowest point as a society

Why is this so relatable???? :(

cursed with "do you still like me?" "are you mad at me?" "did i do something wrong?" disorder

Nothing special. Just me after reading my first Foursome fanfic. After I just opened my Spotify and pushed my face into a pillow. It's three a.m btw. (or short, I'm traumatized :) )

Every single night

Reblog if you've ever stayed up all night to read a fanfiction about dead gay wizards on a School night