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She's a little confused.

Well, I live in Alberta, Canada and anything below -15°C is cold but not that bad. Anything below -25 is truly cold.

what temperature do u consider cold and where do u live? 👀

Have you seen Nova Scotia anywhere?

"Oh. I didn't see you there. Silly me :)"

Okay, as a Calgarian. This is the funniest thing I've ever read and it's not wrong lol. And yes, we are obsessed with mountains.

OCtober: Cal and Ed

It’s finally over. I’m sorry for the delay but stuff has been Happening. If there’s a tourism site that attracts you more to one city or the other, let me know.

Calgary | Edmonton

Below is some meta stuff about the ‘research’ (if you can even call it   that, it was more of a vibe check) I did for re-doing the profiles. Read  on, if it intrigues you. And I gotta mention there’s a bonus rabbit hole I went down for Calgary’s self-image that is. Well. A Lot.

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During the stampede season, all Albertan’s gain similar plumage consisting of plaid, denim, cowboy hats, and boots. Scientists are still unsure what the purpose is, however it may involve survival from predatory Ontarians.

"This is your fault," Victoria hissed from above Alberta. So rude it totally isn't. How was she supposed to know the weird mirror hanging on the wall was gonna do that.

The light turned on suddenly, blinding her from the sudden change. "Get off me you tree-hugger. I can't see what's happening." Alberta complained in response, pushing the other province off her back.

Figured I'd do the same thing but in reverse

It was a quiet day and Arnold, Austria, was looking over one of his um special books (no it's not that kind of book, get your head out of the gutter) and mixing something together. He heard a crash in the next room over, making him jump " what the!? ".

(Open role play)