Yeah, Sure. He Scoffed.

“Yeah, sure.” He scoffed.

“So what HAVE you been up to anyways? You didn’t even come here with any food. I thought you knew the drill already. What a shame,,”

@ask--aph-spain

“About as normal as it can be I guess. You’ve been rather absent too, which is odd. Finally decided to check in, huh. I saw Gilbert not long ago, so I guess you could say I’ve been spending time with him and Alfred.”

@ask–aph-spain

Lorenzo growled softly as the light filtered in harshly and he had to draw back under the covers to avoid them. “Goddamnit let me sleep..” He grumbled, peeking open an eye to see the intruder was Luciano. Now how the hell did he even get in here??? U h m. “Luciano go away,, it’s too early to wake uuuup...”

You all know if Luciano dares pester him a fights gonna break loose somehow.

@asktheitalianempire

EVERYTHING ON HERE IS V A L I D AND YOU CANT TELL ME OTHERWISE

LLUVI I LOVE YOU AND YOUR HEADCANONS THANK YOU FOR THIS BLESSING

BLESS YOUR IMAGINATION

Prumano headcanons?

- Nobody is sure when they started dating because Lorenzo has been casually sitting on Gilbert’s lap since the beginning of time.

- “Antonio is gonna lose his mind when he sees this” is a common phrase both say

- Shitpost couple. People question if they are actually dating.

- The couple that blasts Queen really loud

- “We gotta get rid of some of these. We haven’t listened to this one in a while” “Uh, nope! That is a classic and that vinyl stays”

- One point in history when Lore decided he wanted to be a priest Gilbert was probably gushing to someone about Lorenzo and they went “you know he’s a priest right?” and he just went “damn, almost perfect.”

- “God is dead.” “Gilbert, I asked you to bless the damn meal you overdramatic slut!”

- “Lorenzo, I got us a dog!” “Gilbert, we have 8 dogs.”

- They quote vines on the daily

- “I love you bitch. Ain’t never gonna stop loving you…BITCH”

- Gilbert isn’t allowed to cook.

- They read a lot of classics together.

- Both love the book Lolita.

- Dress like 80s potheads

- They both got the safe sex talk from Antonio when they started dating.

- “This is probably illegal?” “And what about it?”

- Lorenzo likes to play piano for Gilbert and mock Austria at the same time

- Overly affectionate. These two are probably kissing on the park bench because Gilbert bought pizza that wasn’t crappy.

- “What the hell is that?” “Italian food!”  “Gilbert that looks like vomit. I wouldn’t feed that to our 9 dogs.”

- They dressed up as bananas for Halloween

- “I can’t go out, I have Mass.” “Boo, you whore.”

- Date nights usually mean Mean Girls while we eat more gelato and cannoli than we should.

- Meal conflicts because Gilbert eats big breakfasts and small dinners while Lorenzo eats a small breakfast and big dinner

- “LEARN TO SUFFER WITHOUT COMPLAINT”

- Lots of family talk. They take pride in everything that their families do. They could gush about them for hours.

- “We should like,,,buy a fucking castle.” “Gilbert, we’re broke.”

- Both of them annoying the other on purpose.

- Horror Movie Power Couple

Lorenzo wasn’t expecting to be woken by his friend Gilbert this morning but damn does the Prussian know how to wake him up. As soon as he smelled that food the Italian has perked up. The growling of his stomach hitting him to signal he was hungry now that there was food nearby. And Lorenzo really likes food so I mean.. Especially if it’s being served to him right when he’s in bed. It’s a bit odd that Gilbert is bringing him food like this in the morning but he doesn’t mind. Lorenzo had sat up and situated himself, giving grabby hands for the breakfast.

Gilbert played it safe and stays safe.

@ask-the-awesome

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1. At first they were probably the biggest frenemies ever. Constantly teasing the other and trying to one up everyone else.

2. Lorenzo makes sweets a lot and has Luciano try them (he likes hearing the praise if Luciano outwardly states its good. Praise is his best friend.)

3. Lorenzo sometimes when he’s tired at night will snuggle up to Luciano wordlessly and just cuddle. Luciano allows this, albeit at times awkwardly.

4. Luciano can tell when Lorenzo gets in one of his “moods” and usually knows there is a reason behind it. The result is Lorenzo being pestered all day until he cracks.

Totally Allen 👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻

If there was a mod of the game for this I’d totally pay for it

{{Y’all remember this post I did a while back with my close friends?

Well I updated it to incorporate the new (popular) people that have popped in this au.

So… Who would you go for?

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