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I Survived! But only as long as I am useful to them
Also tagging whoever sees this!!
I SURVIVED!!!
... but will you?
I got Not all those who wander are lost https://www.quotev.com/quiz/15772034/Wander-into-Faery-land-Aesthetic
Tagging whoever sees this and wants to do it!
Need y’all to know that in the 1970’s a letter to the editor was published in Daily Telegraph where the author offhandedly used the phrase “Tolkien-like gloom” to describe an area with barren trees and JRRT himself wrote back an incensed rebuttal at the use of his name in a context that suggested anything negative about trees.
I cannot believe there's absolutely no way to watch free shows and movies anymore, there are too many paid streaming platforms and pirating websites have viruses and ads preventing you from watching it uninterrupted((.)) id rather follow the rules and purchase media moving forward because it is too inconvenient. Seriously, free and no ads or viruses with 1080p streaming is DEAD.
Nice!
hello cuties!
sometime ago i made an obey me! quiz!
if you'd like to see which of the 7 brothers would match you the most (especially when you're waiting for your matchup or when my requests are closed 😭) you can try out the quiz!!
it was my first time making something like this, so it's not that good lmao but i did it simply for fun
some questions are very random too
if you want to give it a try, here's the link!
QUIZ~
you can comment your result below! have fun:3
Yes I ate it
I had a dream that you had a small tattoo on the inside of your left ankle that said “Jeezy”. Any opinions?
I do not have a tat on my left ankle that says ‘Jeezy’
It’s a few small stars 👍🏾👍🏾👍🏾
No clue, I was dreaming about eating food and then you popped up and told me the chicken was raw. then you like showed your ankle or something.
I had a dream that you had a small tattoo on the inside of your left ankle that said “Jeezy”. Any opinions?
I do not have a tat on my left ankle that says ‘Jeezy’
It’s a few small stars 👍🏾👍🏾👍🏾
Visibly recoiled when I saw Levi’s shoes
Omg levidia on the street!? (They are going to buy mangas)
Not my favorites both having 0 lmao
hi:) can you do a Poll for who is the best at Kissing? (for the romanceables pls)
Reblogging this so I remember it
Just for once I’d like to tell the gate agents and flight attendants that my folding wheelchair is going into the onboard closet and not have them tell me there’s “no room”. Bitch that’s a wheelchair closet, not a “your bags” closet. Move your damn bags where they belong.
Got my pay recently and I’m considering buying the Idia chair figure
I love clowns and various fools they’re like “haha I’m so silly” and I’m like “haha what if you sillyd in my house haha pls pls” and then
Tw: Sexual Assault (not graphic at all just a mention) I needed to share a fucking WACK ass dream I had
SO I had an obey me dream last night but it was not fun.
Basically all the brothers were angry at me and I didn’t understand why and none of them would talk to me and then Lucifer finally snapped at me when I asked him and was like “You cheated on us” and I was so confused because I’d never do that and I didn’t and I was asking around other people because I wanted to know where they got this idea and basically I found out I got sexually assaulted and they saw a video or something of it but I had no memory of anything happening so I tried to explain it to the brothers but they wouldn’t let me talk to them (and Mammon got a new girlfriend that he’d flaunt around me) so I went back to the human world and every once in a while I’d try to summon them (WHICH IS THE FIRST TIME IV ACTUALLY BEEN ABLE TO SUMMON THEM IN A DREAM) but they still wouldn’t talk to me. And every day I’d check my pact marks to see if they were still there because that was the last part of them I had.
And then I got attacked and eaten by a shark lmao fujffjfjkgjg
But my last thoughts were that I’d die and they’d never know that I didn’t cheat on them and that I still loved them all.
Obey me SMAU
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They replaced you… in a fanfiction. (Part 1) here, (part 2)
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Warning(s): Mention of Chapter 16 (SPOILERS), ‘replaced au’ but more lore accurate, mentions of death/suicide but not actually happening, sprinkle of angst but mainly fluff, comfort, some bad spelling (not proofread), MC IS GENDER NEUTRAL
Characters: Lucifer, Mammon, Leviathan, Satan
A/N: I never really understood replaced au for Obey Me cause the brothers are literally so down bad for MC. They are being walked like a dog by a sheep.
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Hey! Uhhh, my birthday is in two days and most my friends don’t want to celebrate with me. So could I get some comfort for an MC who is sad their human world friends don’t wanna celebrate but has the brothers by their side? I’ve been reading your fics and headcanons the whole night yesterday and they’re really good!
(Thank you!! Hope I made it in time, and I hope it's okay if I changed things up a bit to be an MC who wasn't expecting any sort of celebration. Please have a lovely day! Happy Birthday!) (Anyone who reads this, please be sure to wish seerachii a happy birthday!)
Your alarm was beeping. Just like every other day, you raised an arm and fumbled around in the sheets until your hand made contact with the alarm, turned off the noise, and sighed into the pillow. Waking up in a realm where the day-night cycle doesn’t exist was tough. Your body had a hard time keeping track of its natural rhythm.
It was a normal day. You had homework to do and errands to run. You decided ten more minutes in bed couldn’t hurt, as a treat, and felt around one more for your D.D.D.
New messages from all of the stores you frequented appeared in your inbox overnight. Fifty percent off today only! Buy 5000 grim worth of product and get a free present! Stop by in person and show this message to get a free sample! That last one vaguely intrigued you. Maybe you would stop by after the errands were complete. The kitchen was running low on trash bags, you needed a new notebook after spilling some caustic potion on your old one during class, and Satan asked you to pick up a pack of dental floss when the opportunity arose.
You slowly dragged yourself out of bed and over to the wardrobe. You wondered if it would be weird to dress a little fancier than normal, or if anyone would even notice.
Now that you were closer to the door, an odd sound caught your attention. Some kind of scuffling and movement on the other side of your bedroom door. Muffled voices. Your heart froze. Were you supposed to be on breakfast duty? Some of your housemates liked to be up early, and some of them got real cranky when their breakfast wasn’t prepared on time.
You hurried to put on whatever outfit was front and center before opening your door, expecting to see one or two grumpy demons waiting for their food. You were met with everybody, dressed in suits, in the midst of another sibling squabble. Things seemed tense and as soon as you opened the door, all of their attention turned towards you.
“You’re awake?” Beelzebub asked. “Good morning.”
This was a rare sight. Maybe your alarm clock was set to the wrong time and you woke up far later than usual. You rubbed an eye and opened your mouth to apologize for oversleeping but got cut off.
“Hold it! What in the three realms are you wearin’? You wore that same thing last week,” Mammon exclaimed, holding an arm out in front of the others as though holding them back.
Asmodeus shoved a decorative box overflowing with tissue paper into your hands. “Put this on! Go, go!” He nudged your back into your room, and they shut the door behind you.
What?
The muffled squabbling started back up. You heard Belphegor in particular complain, "I didn't get to say good morning."
"We'll do it properly the next time," Lucifer said, right before your attention was directed elsewhere.
Inside the box was a a stunning outfit. Far fancier than anything you thought of wearing that morning and custom-tailored exactly to your size. You admired it in the mirror, conflicted. This definitely seemed like a gift, but was it really? The material felt expensive. You didn't want to get your hopes up. It could be a coincidence, some new idea that Diavolo cooked up or an event you forgot to write on the calendar. But even if that were true, what a nice coincidence it was.
A hush fell over the brothers as you gripped the door handle. This was definitely weird. You swung the door open again and asked, "What's going on?"
"Happy Birthday!" a chorus of voices rang out. Some of them followed it up with "good morning!" Someone temporarily blinded you with a confetti popper.
"Sorry we forgot to say it before," Leviathan said, clapping.
Satan and Lucifer came forward to pick confetti and glitter out of your hair, congratulating you while Asmodeus fussed over your new outfit. "As I thought, it suits you! Hehe."
A mix of emotions welled up. Mostly shock. "You remembered? Or rather... you guys knew? I don't think I told you..."
"'course we knew!" Mammon boasted.
"Who do you take us for?" Belphegor took one of your hands while Beelzebub grabbed the other. They went ahead and intertwined their fingers with yours before anyone else could object.
"We have a lot planned for today, but first, was there anything on your schedule?" Satan asked. "I hope you didn't make too many plans."
"Yeah," you said truthfully, "if there's time I was going to pick up that floss and maybe some new stationary."
Asmodeus laughed and slid an arm around your shoulder. "Oh, you're so funny!"
"You can do that another day," Lucifer chuckled. "We have better things in store for you."
"I especially can't wait for dinner." "Beel, that's a surprise," Leviathan chided, poking the glutton in his side. "Oh, right. You didn't hear that."
They had a whole day of activities planned, just for you? You teared up a little. It was impossible to cover up with your hands being held, so you looked at the floor to try and collect yourself. Just for a moment.
Of course they noticed. Leviathan was alarmed and rushed to ask, "What's wrong?"
Lucifer's confidence wavered ever so slightly, a rare happenstance. He stepped forward with a worried expression and a handkerchief if you needed it.
"Mammon, what did you do?" Belphegor eyed his brother suspiciously.
"Why me? Nothin'!" he stammered, kneeling to get a better look at your face. "What's wrong, huh?"
These guys belonged to a big family. They might fight, but they always had each others backs and supported one another when the time came. You belonged to their big family. They might be overwhelming and needy, but they always had your back and supported you when the time came. You were an inseparable part of them. It was an inscrutable realization.
What was there to say? Thank you? That sounded far too simple to express the complex emotion pooling in your gut. You squeezed the hands that had reached out to you first. They squeezed back. Maybe it was okay to be a little selfish on your birthday in the Devildom.
A wavering smile spread across your face. "I can't wait. What are we going to do?"
deuce tries to make you a cake on your birthday and asks trey for help
he doesnt do well and fails miserably and you find him in the kitchen covered in flour. you can see his pout through the white cloud but all you can do is laugh lovingly and kiss him on the lips, telling him that this is the best birthday ever.
Crying violently thanks
This trend but with the brothers
Hello fellow human, what do you mean by proshipper? Don't want to start beef, just making sure you're not following someone who posts stuff that upsets you.
Personally, I mean incest and abusive relationships, as well as minor/adult relationships. Thank you for asking, and for making sure.
straight jorking it right now. And by jorking I mean, well. Watching history documentaries
Extra painful since recently my Nightbringer account glitched and I had to completely restart on a new account 😭 I don’t want to lose all my progress on the old game
Well, all I did in the original game of Obey me was for nothing.
It is clear that they are going to get rid of the original game. And I can understand it from a more practical point of view...
But what about my time?, my effort, my frustration at not being able to pass the lessons, my cards and their stories... Were all of this for nothing?
Yes, it is more practical, after all it is a company that seeks money, but this news makes me feel very sad...
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