THIS MAKES ME SO HAPPY I CAN'T DESCRIBE IT IN WORDS

THIS MAKES ME SO HAPPY I CAN'T DESCRIBE IT IN WORDS

League of their own au, based on an ask from @averageambivert 🫶. Antonia Crowley plays for ‘The Devils😈’ and Azariyah Fell plays for ‘The Angels 😇’ so It’s a ‘enemies to lovers’ type of au (but a speedrun cause I don’t like too much conflict lol).

This Aziraphale doesn’t really know how to navigate interactions with someone she finds attractive 🙈

we're so lucky to get to eat so many staple grains tbh. like in early history you'd have to just eat what grew around you on a day to day basis like if you were born in asia hope you like rice if you were born in northern europe hope you like einkorn wheat. but i'm gonna eat rice AND wheat AND oats today. fabuloso

zeus: ok, you broke the pact. what’s done is done. just tell me which abilities you gave him, so at least i know what we’re dealing with

poseidon: ...all of them

zeus: ok but from which of your roles? sea god, stormbringer, or earthshaker?

poseidon: ...all of them

zeus:

zeus: you’re not serisouly telling me he has domain over air and land and the sea?

poseidon: er, actually, it’s not just the sea. any water, really. lakes, rivers, ice, plumbing,...potentially bodily fluids...

zeus: you- WHY DID- WHAT WERE YOU-

zeus: *takes a deep breath*

zeus: anything else?

poseidon: *looks at list*

poseidon: er, yes. he immediately heals when he touches water.

zeus: what?

poseidon: well, you know, i figured with all the danger he’ll face, potential child of the prophecy and all, he should be able to automatically regenerate

zeus: that- that’s not even a thing!

poseidon: well...it is now!

zeus:

poseidon:

zeus:

poseidon: he can also speak to horses

zeus: *throws lightning bolt at the wall*

THEY'RE SO PRETTY <3

also, in the show there are 2 bitches in the team who would rather pay the fine than dress 'like a lady' so your description of Crowley is on point lmao

So I just re-watched A League Of Their Own for the millionth time and my first thought was your fem Crowley and Azi as 1940s baseball players :3

Thoughts?

I really love that idea 🙊⚾️ I imagine Aziraphale wouldn’t really enjoy playing competitively at all, but she was pressured into it because she is a really talented batter, due to her upper body strength. Crowley would prefer being the pitcher, and she would constantly break uniform regulations, mostly because she doesn’t like being told what she can and cannot wear.

They would be on opposite teams ( but fall in love on the field 😏)

I made some quick sketches but I will keep working on it 🤓

[TOMORROW PERHAPS]

me at That scene where Hannibal compared him and will to patrchilles