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TIM DRAKE READING ORDER
For those who, like me, when they like a character they need to read every single comic the character appears in, I have compiled a list of all of Tim Drake’s appearances from his debut up to the 2011 Flashpoint reboot (not including New 52 continuity).











how do you infinite scroller webcomic people DO IT
flat fuck friday
Hi I feel like you always have the best batfam fic recs, so I was wondering if you have any recs for any Dick and Tim bonding fics (especially fics that deal with the fallout of Dick giving Robin to Dami)?
hi! so glad you like the recs, i'm always happy to give them 🥰 every time a friend expresses even a passing interest in one of my fav characters i have to stop myself from like, creating a fic rec spreadsheet on the spot.
that said, i got stumped by the second part of this one. i was like oh yes definitely, i totally have read fics for that, and then…could not dig any up from my brain or my bookmarks. i feel like there's a fic on the tip of my tongue, but in the meanwhile, if anyone has any tim & dick red robin reconciliation recs (holy tongue twister, batman) i too would love to see them!
and here are some tim & dick recs in general:
🎄 only you will have stars that can laugh by silverwhittlingknife
set early in tim’s tenure as robin; dick realizes tim is about to be alone on christmas, and they end up spending the holiday together. i love how tentative both dick and tim are about this for different (and at times similar) reasons, and how heartwarming and cozy it ends up being. lots of reflection on family in all its forms and a really good tim & dick dynamic.
🚗 I’d Fly Far Away From Here by Sohotthateveryonedied
in a somewhat similar vein, a oneshot set during tim’s robin era in which tim hitchhikes to blüdhaven after a fight with his dad. dick and tim are two people who technically aren’t brothers yet by law but already are at heart, which doesn’t make it any easier to navigate conversations about tim’s home life or either of their relationship with bruce. (they make it work, though.)
🩹 Not So Large But Definitely In Charge by dottie_dc
tim and dick get tossed into an alternate gotham where there’s no batman or justice league, but find their way to bruce and alfred anyway. this has great tim-under-pressure pov, and the amount that he and dick care about each other even through their arguments is palpable. there’s also a fantastic (and at times gut-wrenching) sequel by JackHawksmoor focusing more on dick & the bruce of this different world. (cw for: past major character death aka alternate universe dick grayson)
🤖 Very Pleasing to My Optical Sensors by waffleelrond
another early robin!tim fic, in which tim gets injured and dick steps in to translate bruce's bruceness about it. it's tentative and sweet and a little silly, and a great bite-sized fic to read when you want to see the two of them just starting out as brothers.
🌌 To an Athlete Dying Young series by SonoSvegliato
at a glance from the summaries this appears like a tim & jason + tim & bruce series (and it is!), but the tim & dick scenes land it on this list for sure. i'm a broken record here with the early-robin!tim & dick recs but man i love them here; in the second fic there's a sequence where dick is teaching tim how to grapple across rooftops that sticks in my mind as one of my top favorite bonding moments for them. (heads up that the series currently ends on a cliffhanger—it's not finished yet!)
🦉 the once and future robin by AstraEllis
and as proof that i can in fact rec something other than early-robin!tim, here's an au where instead of becoming batman's robin tim ends up adopting a talon!dick grayson from another universe as his older brother. and becoming his robin. and then finding his way to the batfamily. i'm fascinated by the tim and alternate-universe-talon!dick relationship in this, and the questions of identity/personhood that it tackles by virtue of the story it is telling. plus, talon!dick's connection to robin as a concept despite the alternate universe aspect is really sweet.
also circling back to red robin reconciliation, i do have these two longfics open in my many tabs to read/finish; both tackle the post-rr era and the dick & tim of it all in their larger plots, so i'll toss in Extant by Kgraces and The Return by lurkinglurkerwholurks to check out too!
In honor of Maisie Peters iconic lyric “Mr. Bruce Wayne where is your cape now?” in her latest song You’re Just A Boy (And I’m Kinda the Man)
Here is a full list of all my completed Tim Drake centered fics ranked by how much I fondly remember them rn
The Failure of Tim Drake… my first Batman fic aww! Tim gets benched for failing a class but he goes off the deep end and becomes convinced there’s another explanation
Tim and Kon v. The World… timkon one shot ✨ for a prank, Tim pretends to be evil. Kon is super into it.
Not Even Nightwing?… TimBer one shot 🫶🏻 a little spice 🔥 Tim claims he’s never had a crush on a vigilante and Bernard is like “not even nightwing??” And Tim is like :/
The Conner Kent Conspiracy Board… Timkon angst Tim figures out Kon likes him, unfortunately before Kon does.
Sore Loser… timkon fluff (with a sprinkle of angst). Tim reveals he’s been going easy on Kon when they spar and it all unravels from there
Champagne Problems… Tim and Kon break up and won’t tell the batfamily why so obviously there’s shenanigans (angst with a happy ending!!)
To All the Vigilantes I’ve Loved Before… my longest fic ever (so far) inspired by the movie to all the boys I’ve loved before. Whenever Tim has a crush on someone in the hero community, he writes them a love letter that he’ll never send. Damian is an evil baby brother and sends them. This causes problems, but can Tim and Kon fake date their way out of this one?
Capture the Flag to the death… Tim, Dick, and Damian play capture the flag and no one in Gotham is safe. Minor timkon.
Aaand one more
+ this one is currently in progress, but I’ve written all of it I’m just editing the last few chapters!
Take me to the airport (call me from the platform)… Tim and Kon start a secret friends with benefits situation, Damian and Tim bond, Young Justice gets fro yo, Tim gets jealous of a barista, Bruce gets flicked in the head by Kate, etc.
How do we ensure public safety w/o police? Check out this list on alternatives to policing
Alternatives to Police (PDF) by Rose City Copwatch (2008)
Alternatives to the Police by Evan Dent, Molly Korab, and Farid Rener
The Avant-garde of White Supremacy by Steve Martinot and Jared Sexton
Broken Windows is On Hiatus: Community Interventions We Can Enact Now for Real Justice by Hannah Hodson
Can We Build an Anti-Policing Movement that Isn’t Anti-Police? by Radical Faggot
Citizens, Cops, and Power: Recognizing the Limits of Community by Steve Herbert
Feeling for the Edge of your Imagination: finding ways not to call the police
A New Year’s Resolution: Don’t Call the Police by Mike Ludwig
Not Calling the Police by Prison Culture
Origins of the Police by David Whitehouse
The Other Side of the COIN (PDF) by Kristian Williams.
Policing is a Dirty Job, But Nobody’s Gotta Do It: 6 Ideas for a Cop-Free World by Jose Martin
Policing Slaves Since the 1600s by Auandaru Nirhan
The Shanti Sena ‘peace center’ and the non-policing of an anarchist temporary autonomous zone: Rainbow Family peacekeeping strategies (PDF) by Michael Niman
Stop Kidding Yourself: The Police Were Created to Control Working Class and Poor People by Sam Mitrani
We Don’t Just Need Nicer Cops. We Need Fewer Cops by Alex S. Vitale
What Does It Mean to Be Anti-Police? by Alex S. Vitale
Where abolition meets action: women organizing against gender violence (PDF) by Vikki Law
reblog for a larger sample size because I’m so curious
Remember.
TumblrClan is no place for a fox-hearted Twittypet like Elon Musk.
Goncharov Lore Thus Far, based on the top tumblr post results
Main cast are Goncharov himself, his wife Katya (née Michailov), and Andrey
One side character is named Mario Ambrosini. He is described as a “sad boi” and is involved in gambling.
Set in Naples and involving a drug ring/mafia. The plot seems to involve Russian organized crime attempting to get a foothold in Italy.
There is a Boat Scene. Katya survives via resourcefulness.
Andrey and Goncharov have a substantial amount of homoeroticism. Andrey also has an internet in Katya. This forms a true love triangle.
At some point, Katya threatens to shoot Goncharov. This is framed as a Girlboss Moment.
There is also a Beer Bottle Scene.
Katya fakes her death.
I feel like everyone is overlooking the socio-economic politics embedded in Goncharov (1973).

One of the main themes in the film is time and fighting against a clock that will count down no matter what you do, but the unique societal positions of the characters contribute to this in such interesting ways.
Scorsese clearly did thorough research into the Italian and Russian culture and society during the movies timeframe.
I just really want more political and economic analysis of Goncharov because I think it’s super interesting and opens a lot of new discussions and avenues for dissecting and understanding the film.
gaslight, gatekeep, goncharov i guess
i'm so confused rn, can you explain the goncharov thing?? i get off tumblr for five minutes
Lmaoooo
Nah I getchu. So this post has been circulating for like a year:
![[Image ID:
A screenshot of a Tumblr post. The OP is by @zootycoon with a cat-eared computer icon. At the top is a close-up of a white person holding up a black hightop sneaker tongue to display the label. In an all-caps font like a movie poster, the sewn on label reads:
“<in black>THE GREATEST MAFIAMOVIE EVER MADE
<in red> MARTIN SCORSESE PRESENTS
<in black, bold> GONCHATOV
<black subtext> DOMENICO PROCACCI PRODUCTION
A FILM BY NATTED JWHJ0715 ABOUT THE NAPLES MAFIA”
The body of the text reads:
“i got these knockoff boots online and instead of the brand name on the tag they have the name of an apparently nonexistent martin scorsese movie??? what the fuck”
The reblog below it is from @loseremo with a green fruit icon. The addition is simply a screenshot of a comment from dark mode from @abandonedambition with a trans flag Azrael head icon. It reads:
“this idiot hasn’t seen goncharov” /End ID]](https://64.media.tumblr.com/8c8623beb4f7c7e004c64bfe5ad2dbb3/a88c93acb57beb41-63/s640x960/9481aaf53f9052c031b5491b0d74f0df75122b3b.jpg)
Link to post.
But yesterday, it had inspired someone to do this:
![[Image ID: A screenshot of a Tumblr post by @beelzeebub with a white, brown-haired person wearing round shades as their icon. The post is a very convincing mock-up of a 1970’s mafioso film, with most of the details taken from the original shoe. The featured actors listed at the top are Al Pacino, Robert De Niro, Gene Hackman, and Harvey Keitel.
The title is riddled with bullet holes and reads in all caps:
[in black] MARTIN SCORSESE PRESENTS
[in red] GONCHAROV
[subtext, black] A FILM BY MAYYEO JWHJ O715
The quote off to the side is in red, and reads in all caps: WINTER COMES TO NAPLES.
The body of the poster features a pink gradient sky. On the right is a landscape of block apartments; to left is a far off shot of whar looks like Saint Basil’s Cathedral.
The main figure is a white man with slicked back brown hair and a trimmed mustache in an overcoat, holding a submachine gun (Robert De Niro). Around him, going clockwise, is a white man with short, unstyled hair and an eyepatch over his left eye (Harvey Keitel); a man with black hair and a black tuxedo holding an unidentified object (John Cazale); a white man with dark brown hair in a grey suit with red vest and tie, smoking (Al Pacino); a white man with a full brown mustache wearing a Soviet ushanka and a heavy grey coat, holding a handgun (Gene Hackman); and a blonde white woman (Cybil Shepherd) wearing a light grey fur coat and red lipstick. In front of the characters and bordering the bottom of the poster is a black line partially on fire, with an unidentifiable civilian car up in flames.
Below this is a quote reading, in all caps:
[In black]“THE GREATEST MAFIA MOVIE EVER MADE.”
[In red]A DOMENICO PROCACCI PRODUCTION
The film credits read as follows:
Robert De Niro as “Lo Straniero/Goncharov” Al Pacino as “Mario Ambrosini” Harvey Keitel as “Andrey ‘The Banker’ Daddano” Gene Hackman as “Valery Michailov” John Cazale as “Joseph 'Ice Pick Joe’ Morelli” and Cybil Shepherd as “Katya”
Written by MATTEO JWHJ0715 Produced by DOMENICO PROCACCI Directed by MARTIN SCORSESE Production Services by BEELZ
Below this fabricated and convincingly aged movie poster, the post reads:
Goncharov (1973) dir. Martin Scorsese
[In italics] “The greatsst mafia movie (n)ever made.” /End ID]](https://64.media.tumblr.com/cf6dfa24e4ab699b1efbd36a157da539/a88c93acb57beb41-5d/s640x960/9aaa0c608c2e989fa1e481a918b3dee81d2794d5.jpg)
Link to post.
Next thing I knew there were fake Letterboxed reviews.
Goncharov moodboards. Really good ones.
![[Image ID: A screenshot of a Tumblr post by user @fircyk with a statue head as their icon. The post reads:
“goncharov (1973) was just. ok let’s put robert de niro, cybill shepherd and al pacino in a fucked up murderous love triangle in italy. /End ID]](https://64.media.tumblr.com/f0013b93d4a68e4061d14901abdfea6a/a88c93acb57beb41-7a/s500x750/64ba77bd27100c8ccd3b774e1277e86cceb26fdd.jpg)
Link to post.
Meta analysis. So many fake meta essays. Disturbingly good ones. And of course the memes.
As you can see, the myth just started to grow, characters and ships and tropes being added one after the other, almost bizzarely without contradiction, until there was enough of shape to the whole thing for people to start posting fanfic about it on AO3. "Ice-pick Joe" has already become a meme tag.
![[Image ID: A screenshot of a Tumblr post by user @hanniecat922, featuring a white person with fluffy hair steepling their fingers. The post reads:
"Say what you want about Ice Pick Joe, but we stan a guy who:
1. Knows what he wants to do (stab ppl)
2. Knows how he wants to do it (with an ice pick).
Best character in Goncharov (1973) by far. Y'all can fight me about it.
The tags at the bottom read:
#goncharov1973 #goncharov (1973) #goncharov #john cazale /End ID]](https://64.media.tumblr.com/f299dd5822c1603c2a81da98d920982b/a88c93acb57beb41-51/s500x750/9f5ce344e66ada2aa09e2c1bf5663666daeecc91.jpg)
Link to post.
It was hilarious in the beginning, but the way it's developed within less than a day, kind of like it's being willed into existence, is freaking me out a bit. We're toying with powers beyond our comprehension. 😂😂😂
![[Image ID: A screenshot of a Tumblr post by user @grazdan with a swirling galaxy as their icon. The post starts with a faked news screenshot, supposedly panning down the (still very false) Goncharov (1973) movie poster. It is supposedly being broadcast live, with a breaking news title is cut off, partially reading:
"GONCHAROV II: KATYA’S REVENGE” IN …“
The time is 16:06. The scrolling news bar at the bottom reads:
"ELON MUSK FOUND DEAD IN A DUMPSTER AFTER PROCLAIMING HE WILL BUY TUMBLR.C …”
Below this fake “screenshot”, the post reads in all caps:
“OH MY GOD YOU GUYS SCORCESE IS FINALLY DOING IT AFTER 49 years!!!!!!” /End ID]](https://64.media.tumblr.com/37978dbf25a0fd21b374bfcfa93d0220/a88c93acb57beb41-6a/s500x750/308e73ba0e369a47b16e307af00151babaefc49d.jpg)
Link to post.
Of course, there could be an ulterior motive as well.
![IMAGE 6
[Image ID: A screenshot of a Tumblr post by @notsolstice with a wailing ghost gremlin as their icon. The post reads:
“are we welcoming new users to this website by posting abput the 1973 hit martin scorsese presents goncharov the greatest mafia movie ever made or is that just a coincidence.”
The tags below read:
#gunshots are all fine and well but sometimes a bagpipe rehearsal works even better #that bagpipe’s name? goncharov (1973) #unreality
/End ID]](https://64.media.tumblr.com/e8db341d91489127e833b0635cf85416/a88c93acb57beb41-97/s500x750/e46caf194ad0eee5c626217af7828996640f8232.jpg)
Link to post (tags mine).
Edit: guys, please tag these posts "unreality" so people with disassociation issues can filter them out (not this one, this is an explainer). <3
Edit 2: Aparently the boots in the original post are actually referring to a movie called Gomorrah that came out in 2008, directed by Mateo Garrone, based on The Scampia Feud. And other people had also been making posts about the fake movie for a while before the poster took off.
found by @thepotch
![[Image description: a sepia-toned, vintage looking movie poster.
<headline in bold black letters> "THE GREATEST MAFIA MOVIE EVER MADE."
<small font> – Stephen Schaefer, Boston Herald.
MARTIN SCORSESE PRESENTS
<huge font>GOMORRAH
<smaller impact font, names in red> A DOMENICO PROCACCI PRODUCTION + A FILM BY MATTEO GARRONE BASED ON THE BEST SELLING EXPOSÉ BY ROBERTO SAVIANO ABOUT THE NAPLES MAFIA
The poster is dominated by a man wearing only speedo and sneakers, carrying a large handgun, facing away from the viewer, walking into what seems like a stark, desert landscape, head bowed.
<In smaller text below, to the right side of the poster> OFFICIAL ENTRY
ITALY BEST FOREIGN LANGUAGE FILM ACADEMY AWARDS 2008
<beside that, encircled in a laurel wreath> WINNER GRAND PRIX CANNES FILM FESTIVAL 2008
<names in capitals in print worn almost too light to see>TONI SERVILLO, GIANFELICE IMPARATO, MARIA NAZIONALE, SALVATORE CATANTALUPO, GIGIO MORRA, SALVATORE ABRUZZESE, MARCO MACOR, CIRO PETRONE, CARMINE PATERNOSTER
IFC FILMS presents a FANDANGO production in collaboration with RAI CINEMA
<Smaller almost incipherable text lists credits for story, screenplay, director>
<bottom text>Produced with the support of Ministero per i beni culturali e ambientali – Departmente dello Specttacolo
Developed with the support of the Media Programme of the European Community
Based on the novel GOMORRAH by ROBERTO SAVIANO
Poblished in US by Farrar Straus & [unclear]
[tiny logos of the various studios involved]/End ID]](https://64.media.tumblr.com/c2545db542d186885022bb85a3960480/a88c93acb57beb41-59/s500x750/d6762fadb6d0089ce6891cce9277b91a598c5745.jpg)
Edit 3: Now with links to the screenshotted post except the very first one. I can't find it. EDIT: PATIENT ZERO FOUND AND LINKED.
Edit 4: Alt text added courtesy of @valentineish the wonderful ❤️
Edit 5: Turns out tumblr has done this kind of thing before. Nine years in this hell place and I had to have "Squiddles" and penis smp explained in the replies.
A Year Later
A little animation in honor of a great project.


The Eeby Deeby renaissance has finally arrived!
this entire website for the past 2 days

So I spun twice...


I made a what the fandom thinks of you generator
My biology teacher : Today we’re using punnet squares to determine blood types!
Me : Sounds good!
Teacher : Writes ABO on the board
Me :

Today marks the first day of Pride 2020.
It also marks the seventh day of protests held in honor of George Floyd, Breonna Taylor, and Ahmaud Arbery. It’s been 634 days since Botham Jean was murdered by a police officer, 233 days since Atatiana Jefferson was fatally shot by a police officer, 2,123 days since Michael Brown was fatally shot by a police officer, and 2,146 days since Eric Garner was choked to death by a police officer.
It has been five days since Tony McDade, a Black trans man from Florida, was shot and killed by a police officer.
At the time of this post, it has been almost 19 hours since David McAtee was shot and killed by the authorities.
This week has served as a stark reminder that those who have power in this country wield it recklessly and violently against Black people, non-Black POC, and trans people. For some, the power is found in their badge. In others, it’s their skin tone, their socio-economic status, their cisgender privileges, or any other number of privileges one can have. In 2018, with at least 26 trans people who were murdered, all but one was a trans woman, and all but one was a person of color. According to data collected by Human Rights Campaign, this pattern is all too common. It should also be noted that the number of trans people who are murdered is grossly underreported, with many families and newspapers often misgendering those who can no longer speak up for themselves.
On June 28, 1969, the Stonewall riots began as a response to the constant police raids of nightlife establishments frequented by the LGBTQIA+ community. That night sparked a revolution, with many eye-witnesses crediting Black and Latinx trans women for being brave enough to ignite what would become one of the most pivotal nights in LGBTQIA+ history. Without Marsha P. Johnson and Sylvia Rivera, there would have been no uprising. Without them, there would be no Pride.
At this moment, it would be tone-deaf and insensitive to commemorate Pride in the same celebratory fashion we usually do. Instead, we’re asking you to make the commitment to better the lives of the oppressed. Do the work to become actively anti-racist if you are not Black. Spread the word that Black lives matter. Spread the word that trans people deserve to feel safe wherever they go. Reblog this post, make your own, or find someone in your life who doesn’t understand and do your best to make them understand. Donate if you can.
The first Pride was a riot. We stand with you.
So,,,, this guy is nice and all, but I’m not sure he knows that I’m not his dead cousin. Like yes, we’re doing the same job, yes, I’m living in her apartment, yes, I like supporting him and making sure he’s doing okay, yes, both our names start with R and are 4 letters... wait, am I his dead cousin?
i just had the weirdest moment, i was feeling my front teeth with my tongue because they’re the tiniest bit crooked, and then i had the thought “i’ll check if they’re also crooked in my other mouth” and then i realized to my shock and confusion that i have only one mouth, leading me to believe that in a past life i was a terrible monster with two mouths
What does it mean when you start crying because Yoosung called you and was just super nice? Like it’s only the first day of his route, and I’m already in tears! I am so unprepared for the next several days.
Someone send me the info of the guy who invented Calculus. I just wanna talk. (failed my math final today! yay me.)
On the bright side, I’m getting complements from demons and animated online boys.
I’ve only had Mystic Messenger for a day, but if anything happened to any of the characters, I’d kill everyone in this room and then myself.