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I love him sm thank you UniqueGeese gang <3

Truly the worst punishment

This is Money Snake. She only appears every 312 years. 

If you reblog her picture within the next twenty-five seconds you will have good luck and fortune for the rest of your life. 

Good he fucking deserved it

Mutsuhiro watanabe watching the internet turn him into a (possibly pregnant) red creature with a gaping vagina thing and then proceed to draw it kissing other monsters, hugging people, and as a tiny plush version of itself

Those ones do be boiling

I got The Fuck Email

HELP

MY ASSIGNED ANALOG HORROR SERIES IS PENIS FILES

“You can take control but I’ll never give it away.” - My Mum after I asked her to pass the remote when she gave me permission to use the TV.

shockwave vs blurr drip (blurr has no drip), ft that one dress that's been going around transformers twitter

So I do volunteer work at a zoo and I was sitting on a bench in the tropical house and a partridge hopped onto the top of the bench so she was sitting right next to me.

It was super cute and I wanted to pet her, but it was against the rules and I didn’t wanna scare her away so I just admired her until she jumped off.

All of a sudden I saw a yellow spider crawling on my arm, it made me panic a little but I just put my arm on a nearby table and the spider crawled off me and onto the table instead.

The same partridge then jumped on the table and ate the spider.

So I guess the moral of the story is: Respect other’s boundaries! Or else.

I want to go back to the 2000s everything’s just getting worse.

Does anyone else get those ads with the lesbian phones?

Happy white boy Wednesday to all my white boys!

GET IT WHITE BOY