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"Not everything is gay" babe youre saying this on the wrong platform. Everything is kinda gay on Tumblr.

Happy 8 years of Heartstopper ❤️ 8 years ago today I posted the first few pages of the Heartstopper webcomic 🍂

HEARTSTOPPER 1.05 | 2.08 | 3.04

can you imagine chuckling at none pizza with left beef and then living through the death of humanity and resurrecting a chunk of it and becoming a god figure to the new society you create and then 10,000 years later referencing it in conversation to a horribly traumatized teenager who has no possible frame of reference for this ancient meme that no one else alive has ever heard of

”which could mean nothing” is maybe my favorite phrase of all time. where would we be without it

Tumblr is a fate driven website. You can't find posts through the search function, you see them when you're meant to.

smooch

Silly boy who keeps forgetting he is loved

Hot take, but cis people have gender identities. They aren't the gender they identify as because of their genitalia or what their birth certificate says. They're only cis because they identify with a gender and it happens to match their government documentation. Cis men aren't men because they're "obviously" men for having a penis. They're men because they identify as men. It's the self-identification that dictates this, not any other factor, even for cis folks. And we should be framing it this way. A cis man identifies as a man and a cis woman identifies as a woman. There is no automatic or inherent gender.

i didn't tell you i was scared

Part 3 of a new RWRB Hitman AU series by bananzie for Whumptober 2024

Rating: Mature Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Series: Part 32 of stars, stripes, and union jacks, Part 3 of hit me(n) baby one more time

summary: As bizarre as it was for a burglar to sleep in his bed, that didn’t stop Henry from pressing the barrel of his gun to the intruder’s head and flicking on the beside lamp.

“Alex?” Henry stuffed his gun back in his waistband and frowned. “What are you doing here?”

A very soft whine came from his pillow, but Henry would know those curls anywhere.

(whumptober 2024 prompt: broken window + bruises)

Read now on AO3

"Guy" and "man" have different connotations with adjectival nouns. Like "tree guy" = arborist but "tree man" = he lives in a tree, or maybe he is a tree.

Down bad at the gym😘

Well I would give a medieval peasant some spaghetti.

one call away whenever you need

Part 2 of a new RWRB Hitman AU series by bananzie for Whumptober 2024

Rating: Mature Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Series: Part 31 of stars, stripes, and union jacks, Part 2 of hit me(n) baby one more time

summary: “I told you this number was for emergencies only.”

“If it helps, this is an emergency,” Henry said. It was to him, anyway. “I’m cornered and being shot at.”

“Shoot back,” Alex quipped and Henry suddenly wished he could wring the man’s neck.

(whumptober 2024 prompt: only for emergencies)

Read now on AO3

crashed into you like so many wrecks do

a new RWRB Hitman AU series by bananzie for Whumptober 2024

Rating: Mature Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Series: Part 30 of stars, stripes, and union jacks, Part 1 of hit me(n) baby one more time

summary: “You know you aren’t supposed to use the blood as fabric dye, right?”

Henry very nearly jumped out of his skin at the voice. Whipping around, he saw a man with a mess of wild curls, and although the pub’s dingy backdoor light was the only real source of light around, the man seemed to glow under it.

Beautiful, was Henry’s first thought.

(whumptober 2024 prompt: not realizing they're injured + "it's not my blood")

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you can find books for any sexual orientation (ace, demi, grey, and then the various allos) as well as any romantic orientation and mix and match to find the exact sexuality/romantic orientation/gender mash-up you want

i beg of you: check it out