Bruce; Duke And Cass Are My Angel Children. They Tell Me Everything.

Bruce; Duke and Cass are my angel children. They tell me everything.

Batkids; glaring.

Cass who never told B she’s died twice and fr has done some of the most insane shit; smiles innocently.

Duke who blew up a warehouse last night and replaced Jason’s grappling gun with a slinky; Thanks B!

What I think would happen if the batfam gets shipwrecked to an abandoned island.

Alfred; is enjoying his vacation.

Bruce; doesn’t know what to do because he hasn’t gone a single day of his life without someone helping him and can’t cook edible food.

Dick; dies from lack of physical affection.

Jason; can’t figure out how to hunt without guns

Tim; dies without coffee or wifi.

Damian; is worried about the animals and dies from starvation because he refuses to kill.

Duke; is okay ish, like he survives but not easily.

Barbra (not paralyzed cause she wouldn’t survive paralyzed in my opinion); is having a little fun with making traps.

Steph; is having the time of her life without her stupid classes and teachers.

Cass; was literally trained for this and is happy she finally has some alone time even if she misses her family.

Meanwhile Oliver is just watching this all and sighing because how did he survive but some of them didn’t?

Hal; my villain tried to kill me.

Clark; mine tried to take over the world.

Oliver, Barry, and Bruce trying to hold back their laughter.

Diana; what’s so funny?

Barry; one of my villains run purely that he hate I became a hero before him so he ran back in time and killed my mom and is destroying my life.

Oliver; I have one of those too, apparently I hurt their dad or smth so he tried to kill everyone in my life but ended up killing my son’s mother. And my Godfather blew up half the city and killed my bff.

Bruce; my villains blow up the city every other day and kill my kids like once a year.

JL; WHAT!?!?!

Bruce; it’s fine, they come back eventually.

Constantine getting drunk in the corner cause he can see the ghosts of the people he loved.

(Season 5 arrow but he doesn’t kill the first year and Eobard Thawn for Barry).

Ngl I feel like Cassie is baned from training any one cause it’s traumatizing.

Like they left her alone with Young Justice for an hour and came back to find them all shot and crying in corners while Cass calls them babys.

It isn’t even her fault because that’s how she trained and was going easy.

I want Bruce and Oliver to be so petty. Like when Lex does an evil scheme they make remarks that only he will know are about him and hang out and if he tries to crash it they post stories abt their boarding school days. Cause it will help with their secret identities but Lex will just be embarrassed af and his stocks will go down while the others go up.

Why Cassie would be the best Neal Caffery in the Bat family in my opinion;

Dick; would miss his friends and leave

Jason; would blow his cover for fun

Tim; too busy and you do not want in a gov organization

Damian; would stab someone in 2 seconds

Duke; wants to stay in Gotham with family and keep an eye on parents

Steph; would start too much drama so Peter would throw her back in jail

Bruce; figure head of family and has to be seen often

Alfred and Babs; they wouldn’t survive without them

Harley; would get recognized, would get caught right away, would prob kill somebody

Selina; does it for a month before leaving out of boredom

Ivy; sees someone killing a plant and kills them before leaving

Cassie is the best choice cause she was literally trained for anything