Enid: Wanna Watch Scream 6?

Enid: Wanna watch Scream 6?

Wednesday: No, I’m done watching Scream.

Enid: Why’s that?

Wednesday: I’ve been told my constant desire to relate to fictional serial killers isn’t appropriate for my environment.

Enid: You relate to Ghostface?!

Wednesday: Well, in all honesty, when Tara said she was into ELEVATED horror, I thought they didn’t quite stab her enough for that. Only seven stab wounds for saying you’re favorite horror movie is The Babadook? She should have died then and there.

Enid: Let’s skip the movie, living with you is horrifying enough.

Enid: “Sleepy” is so much cuter than “tired”. Everyone needs to stop saying “tired” and start saying “sleepy”!

Wednesday: I am so sleepy of your shit.

Wednesday: If I ever become a weak simp for anyone, I need you to stab me in the heart, Pugsley.

Enid: *waves from far away*

Pugsley: You wanna lie down for this or should I just get started?

Enid: Let’s flip a coin. If it’s tails, I’ll kiss you, if it’s heads, we’ll start studying.

Wednesday: Okay. *flip* It’s heads.

Enid: You didn’t throw it right. It barely turned in the air.

Wednesday: *flip* Heads again.

Enid: It hit the ceiling, that doesn’t count. Everyone knows this.

Wednesday: *flip* It’s tails.

Enid: I mean, if that’s what fate demands.

Wednesday: Who are we to fight fate.

Ajax: So, I was trying to pull my phone out of my pocket, got stuck on a string and in an attempt to pull myself free, I fell out of the window.

Wednesday: It’s like you only have half a brain and it’s made out of gum. How is it that you don’t regularly forget to breath?

Enid: Someone once had to perform CPR on me after I almost drowned chasing a cute duck into the river.

Wednesday:

Wednesday, breathing hard: That could happen to anyone.

Larissa Weems, teaching Wednesday how to drive: Okay, now you're driving and Enid and Xavier walk into the road. What do you hit, Wednesday?

Wednesday: Xavier, obviously. Why would i want to hit Enid?

Larissa: The BRAKES, Wednesday. You hit the BRAKES.