Wednesday And Enid Robbing A Bank:

Wednesday and Enid robbing a bank:

Wednesday: Everyone get on the ground, hands on your heads! Don’t be stupid!

Enid: But slowly, we don’t want anyone to scrape their knees or throw out their backs.

Wednesday: What? No. Get on the fucking ground or I’ll shoot!

Enid: Stop yelling, you’re scaring them.

Wednesday: That’s the whole point, no?

Enid: Everyone is going to be fine! No need to worry, guys.

Wednesday: Bro, you’re ruining this.

Enid: ‘Bro’? Really? Was I your ‘bro’ last night, when I was knuckles deep in-

Wednesday: EY!

Enid: I’m just sayin-

Wednesday: You were the one suggesting this substitute for our names.

Enid: Oh, yeah, you’re right.

Wednesday: Let’s just go home. I don’t even want to do this anymore.

Enid: Oki. Everyone, thank you for your time, have a nice day.

Wednesday: You’re killing me.

Walking through Wednesday’s neighborhood holding hands

Enid: I’m hungry. I want a nice rare steak

Wednesday: There is a great steakhouse downtown. My family goes there all the time.

Enid: Will they cook my steak extra rare?

Wednesday: They will cook it until it’s a well done hockey puck if you ask them to cook it that way.

Enid: Ack! Who eats their steak well done until it’s a hockey puck? If you say ‘I do’ may you be blessed and go to heaven

Wednesday smirked.

Wednesday: My Uncle Fester does. I prefer medium rare.

Enid: I don’t like your uncle

Wednesday: But he’s my favorite

Enid: Then he has terrible taste in food

Wednesday: he eats bees

Enid: I take that back. I like him.

Wednesday: And the old crusty bits off of ketchup bottles.

Enid: ew. Is no one in you family just, um Normal?

Wednesday: I haven’t even told you about the odd ones

She learnt how to use filters 😅🐰 || (Extra)

Enid: Hey Wednesday, have you ever been arrested?

Wednesday: Yes, i have. How could you tell?

Enid: I was gonna say it's illegal to be that attractive but now i'm curious

Wednesday: Aggravated assault.

Yoko: Hey Addams, I haven’t heard from your girl for a bit. Is she okay?

Wednesday: I convinced Enid to appreciate my Mother’s gift of a haunted porcelain doll. I said to her ‘If you cannot handle a simple possessed doll, it casts doubt on your capacity as a mother to our future children.’

Yoko: ooooh guilt trip! What did she say?

A doll in a frilly pink dress comes running past with a frightened squirrel tucked under its arm.

Enid running in hot pursuit: Polly you put that down right now! I swear you’re going in time out!

Yoko:

Wednesday: To answer your question, she replied ‘alright, bet’

Enid: Hey, Wends! I found something I wanted to watch with you.

Wednesday: I'm not interested in one of your horrible "reality" shows.

Enid: It's not that.

Wednesday: Still not interested.

Enid: There's murder and cannibalism.

Wednesday: *appearing by her immediately*