Your Tumblr Username Decides Your Profession. How Is Your First Day At Work?

Your Tumblr username decides your profession. How is your first day at work?

events of ds9 s03e10: fascination, so far:

lwaxana troi is DESPERATE to get into odo's goo

miles and keiko are, as is their tradition, failing at communicating

nerys' hair hurts me. on so many levels

and jadzia jake and benjamin are doing what they do best: being utter dumbasses

odo and kira hug? :D

Pull yourself together, Constable.

What is it you solids sometimes say? With you I feel I can...let my hair down?

i'm right and you are all too scared to admit it

We pile on Spock and Chakotay but none of the main 4 first officers have normal relationships with their bosses

Spock - time and death defying life partnership

Riker - won’t accept a command due to his weird old man crush

Kira - thinks her gods talk to him

Chakotay - keeps two files open on his desktop; one a detailed log of the boss’s perceived mental health in hope of tracking when she’s gonna get itchy to go on a suicide mission, the other is basically a Pinterest board planning their wedding

saying to people 'yeah I'm into Star Trek' is inherently a stupid conversational turn for me because then I have to explain that no, I don't even like the original series that much, I'm just into these two specific spinoffs from the nineties (and no I don't mean TNG either)