I Dare You, Asshole! | Billy Hargrove X Fem! Reader

I Dare You, Asshole! | Billy Hargrove x Fem! Reader

Summary: You and your boyfriend go to a party, and some boys won't leave you alone. Luckily, Billy is there to save the day.

Tw: Swearing, Jason, alchohol, one mention of being high

Also, Billy and Max don't live with Neil.

Make sure to listen to the song Cherry Bomb by The Runaways

You and Billy had been together for a while now. It's been about a year and a half, which most people were surprised that Billy could go so long without breaking a few hearts.

Boys were everything but thrilled about it. You had the reputation of being 'The Hot Freak' just because you played a fantasy, roleplaying game. God, people could be so stupid and stuck up.

You met Billy when you and the party went to Max's house. Billy was aware that they were coming, and her older friend was coming, but thought it was going to be Harrington or some shit. Oh boy he was wrong.

You were smart, funny in your own way, obviously good looking and kind. You guys talked most of the time while babysitting the kids, and you got really close with each other.

And magically, one and a half years later, your in a proper relationship.

Timeskip to the present

You and Billy arrived to the party as you were absolutely dreading this. You hated parties because you had to be around people you hated, for example: Carol, Tina, Tommy etc.

"You okay?" Billy asked as you nodded with a sigh. You both got out of the car and walked in. It was worse than listening to Dustin and Suzie singing never ending story. Now that's saying a lot.

Billy had left with his so called friends as you tried to look for yours. Spoiler alert, you didn't find them. Instead, you got a drink. With a shit load of vodka. The only thing keeping you alive.

You did eventually see Jeff and Gareth most likely looking for a high Eddie. As you were looking around trying to spot anyone you could bare, your eyes landed on a very drunk Jason looking at you. Oh shit you thought as he came towards you.

"Hey beautiful," He slurred as you backed away from the jock.

"Can you please go away." You said straight to him.

"Ohh I like feisty ones." He said, making you internally cringe. This time he backed you up against the wall. You were worrying as your eyes scanned for your boyfriend.

"Get off of me you prick!" You yelled as he touched you. Your worry got cut short as you felt a pair of hands wrap protectively around your waist.

"Touch her again I dare you, Asshole!" Your boyfriend yelled at him. Jason knew what Billy was capable of so, he ran out the back door in fear. "Are you okay?" Billy asked you, frantically checking if you were alright.

"m'fine. Can we go home please?" You asked him, you knew you were gonna have to drive, because you did know that he did that keg stand.

"Okay c'mon." He said leading you to his car. He handed you the keys, having done this multiple times that he knows the routine. You guys went back to his place and into his room, as he flops down on the bed. You had convinced him to change into different clothes to go to sleep. You flopped down next to him and cuddled into his chest, preparing for his hangover in the morning.

Oh my god, this is what we all need in life tbh😩🤚

I can’t get the idea of a Stranger Things Friends AU out of my mind

Maybe not exactly the same personalities, and none of Ross’s toxic traits

Billy is Ross - Was (let’s be real, still is) a huge nerd, and has loved Steve for years, since high school, but was too scared to come out because of his fear of his father so he married Heather, who eventually leaves him for another woman

Steve is Rachel - Spoiled rich kid who ran away from his pampered life with his fiancée Nancy, and ends up reuniting with his high school friends and realizing that Billy has always been the one for him

Max is Monica - Billy’s sister, the favoured child, who ends up with Lucas, Billy’s best friend from college, after being obsessed with him back then

Lucas is Chandler - Awkward and hilarious, never really lucky in love, until suddenly he opens his eyes and realizes his perfect woman, Max, has been there all along

Dustin is Joey - Weird and fun and so sweet to those who are closest to him

Will is Phoebe - An artist, wandering around aimlessly, living his carefree artist life until he one day meets an outsider to the group who’s his perfect match

Heather is Carol - Billy’s ex and the father of his child, who leaves him for a woman (which gives him the confidence to come out)

Robin is Susan - Heather’s new partner

Mike is Gunther because he’s annoying and I can’t tolerate too much of him

A Piece Of Cake | Billy Hargrove x Reader | Labyrinth AU

So this fic is basically a Labyrinth x Stranger Things.

Summary: You and Billy had a big fight and he says something he thought he meant but really he didn't. He didn't think you'd actually be taken by the goblin king.

Warnings: Swearing

You and Billy had just gotten home from a party, and you guys were screaming at eachother.

"WHY DO YOU ALWAYS HAVE TO BE A BITCH!" Billy yelled at you, clearly furious.

"WHY CAN'T YOU JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP!" You yelled back towards him.

"MAYBE IF YOU WEREN'T SO GODDAMN POSSESSIVE, THEN MAYBE I WOULD!" He shot at you.

"YOU WERE BASICALLY EYE FUCKING THEM!"

"FOR FUCKS SAKE Y/N GROW THE HELL UP!"

"NO, YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE!"

"OH MY GOD, I WISH THE GOBLINS WOULD COME TAKE YOU AWAY, RIGHT NOW!" He suddenly yelled at you, turning his back away. He thought that you would say something else, but no. Just painful silence. "...Y/n..?" He asked, turning around finding out that you weren't there. He was panicking now. He then saw a small silhouette while hearing giggling behind him. Turning around finding nothing, he then hears it all around the house.

Rain, thunder and lightning makes it more intense as one of the windows bursts open, revealing a barn owl. But before he could process anything further, the owl turns into a person.

"Holy fucking shit." Billy whispered. "Are you the goblin king?" He asked the messy haired man. The only response he got was a smile. "Please bring my girlfriend back, please if it's all the same."

"Whats said is said." The king replied.

"I didn't mean it though." Billy pleaded.

"Oh you didn't!" He replied with cheek.

"Please bring her back! I'll do that whole labyrinth shit if it means I could get her back!" Billy said with determination. Then they were suddenly in front of the labyrinth.

"Alright, you have 13 hours in which to solve the labyrinth before your girlfriend becomes one of us forever. Such a pity." Jareth said, fading away.

"This will be a piece of cake. I'm sure of it." He said very un-confidently as he started to walk towards the labyrinth.

"I'm coming baby."

Our Stupid Kids | Jareth x Afab! Reader

Summary: You and Jareth have two kids. They love hiding from you guys. Today was no different, except you guys look for them for hours and don't know where they are.

Warnings: Mentions of panic attacks

You had spent the last 3 hours looking for your son and daughter. It never took this long to find them, and you were really worried. Jareth was just as worried as you. He sent loads of goblins to look for them... and he sent them 2 hours ago.

You were running around the castle like a luni looking for them. Jareth was looking outside in the labyrinth, afraid they may have gotten lost there. The goblins were in the city and the entrance of the castle.

You came to the Escher room next and started to climb all the stairs, yelling for your kids. You couldn't find them there either, and you thought you were going to have a panic attack. You then had the thought that they are in normal hiding spots, so you started looking under tables and behind curtains.

You then made your way into yours and Jareth's room and looked in there. After looking under the bed, you walked towards the closet. You heard laughing coming from inside, and when you opened the doors, you found your kids there.

You sighed out in relief as you hugged your kids. "We were looking for you for 3 hours!" You said. Your kids started to laugh.

"I thought we were here for 30 minutes!" Your daughter said. Your son started giggling. A goblin then rushed into the room.

"We can't find the-oh you found them." The goblin said.

"Yeah I have." You replied. The goblin left the room, probably going to tell Jareth.

"It really took you this long to find us?" You son asked. You tiredly nodded and sighed. As if on cue, Jareth came running into the room, clearly worried.

"Oh thank god." He huffed out, grabbing your kids and hugging them. "Please don't do that again." He told them. They nodded and went to their rooms.

Jareth then sat next to you, also worn out, and kissed your cheek. "I'm so tired." You said, laying your head on his shoulder.

"Me too." He responded.

You ended up sitting there for ten minutes, at the brink of sleep.

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Magic Dance by David Bowie | Lyrics (Movie Ver)

I just love Labyrinth and I want to put the lyrics on here because i'm bored <3

(Jareth)

You remind me of the babe

(Goblin)

What babe?

(Jareth)

Babe with the power

(Goblin)

What power?

(Jareth)

Power of voodoo

(Goblin)

Who do?

(Jareth)

You do

(Goblin)

Do what?

(Jareth)

Remind me of the babe

Quiet! A goblin babe!

(Laughter)

Well?

(More laughter)

I saw my baby, crying hard as babe could cry. What could I do?

My baby's love had gone and left my baby blue, nobody knew!

(Goblins and Jareth)

What kind of magic spell to use?

(Goblins)

Slime and snails. Or puppy dogs tails. Thunder or lightning.

(Jareth)

Then baby said,

(Everyone)

Dance magic dance. Dance magic dance

Put that baby spell on me

Jump magic jump. Jump magic jump.

Jump that magic, jump on me.

(Goblin)

Slap that baby, make him pee!

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(Spoken by Jareth)

In nine hours and twenty-three minute, you'll be mine!

(Sung)

I saw my baby, trying hard as babe could try. What could I do?

My baby's fun had gone, and left my baby blue. Nobody knew!

(Goblins and Jareth)

What kind of magic spell to use?

(Goblins)

Slime and snails. Or puppy dogs tails. Thunder or lightning.

(Jareth)

Then baby said,

(Everyone)

Dance magic dance. Dance magic dance.

Put that baby spell on me

(Goblins)

Slap that baby, make him free!

(Everyone)

Jump magic jump. Jump magic jump.

Jump that magic, jump on me.

(Goblins)

Slap that baby, make him free!

(Everyone)

Dance magic dance. Dance magic dance.

Dance magic dance. Dance magic dance.

Jump magic jump. Jump magic jump

Put that baby spell on me