I Reread This Like Five Times Trying To Understand It Before Realizing It Was An Officialunitedstates

I reread this like five times trying to understand it before realizing it was an officialunitedstates post...

sometimes the ones we love the hurt the most are the closest the ones that we love the least the most love hurt sometimes

This is my new dog, Scout! (Last picture feat. my old dog Cleo who isn’t too sure how to feel about Scout). Scout is about six or seven years old, and she’s a yellow lab, possibly mixed with small amounts of some other breeds. We don’t know entirely where she’s from. My mom’s cousin saved her from some abusive owners, so we don’t know all she’s been through. Unfortunately, although she had a better home, it still wasn’t too great. He never took her to a vet, never walked her, fed her cheap food, sometimes he didn’t give her water because he didn’t want to take her outside, and just didn’t give her the love a dog deserves. After deciding he didn’t want a dog anymore and more or less just abandoning her, we took her in and are making her a part of the family. I’m an animal lover but Cleo didn’t really like me, so my parents are letting scout be my dog. I’m making sure she gets treated the way she should and am giving her lots love!

what’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants ?

Reports are still coming in but here are the facts we’ve verified at FIJMU:

Welcome to Nightvale has cancelled.

The game room only has one video game system and one television.

The two are not connected.

Under 500 people showed up.

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Every person with curly hair collectively moans in agony as another limp-haired white girl gropes their hair

i frigging. LOVE my hair being touched sooo SO much and it never happens but oh ym god if you massage my  head and play with my hair i will literally start purring like a cat

No but this is so legit PETA is so fucked up. They literally send animals to kill shelters specifically so that they can try to persuade people by saying that "[however many] animals are killed each year..." There's a bunch of other things that they do but it's absolutely horrible do not support them ugh

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