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+ michael kaiser x f!reader | wc 2.8k | content: fluff, kaiser is persistent lol, making out, suggestive
notes: idk babes âŠ. hopefully i didnât butcher him <3 running back to sae after this 𫥠kaiser lovers, enjoy the one and only kaiser fic on my blog !! hehe
summary: kaiser has more reason to visit his regular cafe spot now. and heâs not gonna quit until he makes you his.

kaiser thinks youâre pretty.
call him stupid or superficial or whatever, but he canât help it. he walks over to the far end of the counter where youâre working, staring intently at the latte art youâre doing.
itâs horrible. youâre probably new. figures, because he lives right above in the apartment complex and heâs never seen you here before. itâs a damn crime.
âi want a flat white cappuccino, hot, and could you make it with a heart on top?â
you furrow your brows and look up at him, his elbows propped on the stainless steel countertop, cheeky smirk filling his face. you continue wearing your straight expression as you go back to the task at hand.
âiâm not the waiter. you can ask mimiko, sheâs the one at the register.â
kaiser doesnât know her either. she must be new too.
youâre not that friendly. not that kaiser minds; heâll break through your walls. thatâs his personal challenge. heâll do it.
âbut i wanna talk to you.â
still unamused, you sigh and look at him, putting down your frother.
âget in line.â

âhey y/n!â
kaiserâs still optimistic after the failed fifth attempt. he managed to get your name from mimiko when you finally made him go away that first day he saw you. to which you groaned, but kaiser only grinned.
todayâs no different. you frown when he walks in, immediately relegating to the back corner of the bar. too bad though, kaiserâs got charms, heâs made quick friends with everyone else here plus he has the famous soccer player privilege so your other colleagues love him.
thatâs why he manages to get behind the counter in no time, saying heâll help work the register. but really, he has no clue what to do and heâs just dilly-dallying around you.
âno, real talk, why do you hate me so much?â kaiser asks, not really bothered but more curious.
you donât even take him seriously. youâve looked at him probably about twice this entire day, and one time wasnât even by choice; it was only because kaiser was blocking your path to the fridge and wouldnât budge unless you said please. (you didnât. you just glared at him until he moved.)
âi donât like your hair.â
âhey, whatâs wrong with my hair?â
you shrug. âjust donât like it.â
âokay but what about my tattoos, you like those right?â
kaiser moves to adjust his shirt to let you see but you walk off.
ânot really.â
he sighs, youâre really hard to get close to, heâll give you that. but heâs not one to give up.
before kaiser can say anything else, a bunch of girls from the counter call your name, and he sees you smile for the first time since heâs met you and he feels even more hooked on you.
the control you have over him is pretty insane, and itâs only because kaiser allows it.
you and your friends talk about normal stuff. theyâre asking how workâs going and you say itâs fineâjust that thereâs an annoying guy that wonât quit talking to you.
âwow, fifth date and youâre already telling your friends about me?â kaiser interjects, putting an arm around your shoulder and greeting your friends. heâs positive youâre seething right now, but he continues on. âhey there, you can call me kaiser.â
as your friends blush and introduce themselves, all kaiser notices is how you donât push him away like you always used to upon first contact. so hey, maybe he is making progress after all.

âso, barista y/n l/n, whatâre your plans for today?â
itâs been two months since you started working in the cafe, and itâs been two months since kaiserâs relentless pursuit. heâs not backing down though.
âwell, player michael kaiser, thatâs none of your business,â you absentmindedly respond as you clean the glass in your hand with the cloth and put it back up on the shelf.
lucky for him, mimiko is on his side.
âour dear y/n has a blind date tonight,â she coos, getting a sigh out of you and winking at kaiser.
âfirst of all, iâm not a player,â kaiser makes sure to tell you, hurriedly making his way behind the counter as if he owns the place. âsecond of all, whoâs the guy?â
you press your lips into a firm line and repeat yourself, ânone of your business, kaiser.â
âbut it is.â
âwhy the hell would it be?â
kaiser pouts. âbecause i like you.â
it takes you a while to respond, swallowing the lump in your throat. âiâve been nothing but mean to you, you sure youâre not just a masochist?â
thatâs a blatant lie, kaiser knows. he knows youâre not actually mean, you just have a sharp tongue.
kaiser notices how you notice himâplacing three sugars in his coffee and doing it for him whenever you make it. adding to that; you personally make all of kaiserâs drinks instead of handing it to the other barista, and you make little hearts on top. (at first he thought you mightâve really wanted to poison him, but hey, heâs alive so probably not.) he knows you give someone else the horrible latte art and give him the nicer one you do. he knows how youâve never actually been mean to him aside from saying you hated his hair and tattoos. (but then he also caught you staring at the rose that one time so maybe you donât.)
ânope, pretty sure i like you,â kaiser affirms, because in the sunlight he thinks your invisible halo is shining and heâd be a lot more lovestruck now if half of him wasnât upset that youâre going to go on a blind date when he canât even score alone time with you.
âwhatâs his name?â he asks you again, when you donât respond to him.
itâs about a half hour till closing, heâll have the whole time to pitch himself to you, maybe. score a date or something. hell, maybe heâll even convince you not to go on theâ
ây/n, right?â
kaiser whips his head to the side to see your supposed date already here.
âiâm yukimiya kenyu,â heâs shaking your hand and youâre actually smiling. at a guy. do you smile at anyone as long as theyâre not kaiser? âready to go?â
âshe has another half hour to go, idiot,â kaiser lets slip, catching a warning glare from you.
yukimiya grins sheepishly at the animosity, but youâre quick to defuse the tension. âactually i get off a half hour early today so iâm good to go,â you tell yukimiya, ignoring kaiser behind you. âjust let me get my bag and we can go, okay?â
while youâre in the back clocking out, kaiser glares at your date, whoâs leaning against the counter and scrolling through his socials. heâs clean, neat, looks like he could be a model. is that your type? kaiser can do that too, does he need to show you all the endorsement deals heâs done?
you leave without saying goodbye, laser focused on yukimiya and whatever the fuck heâs saying and kaiser has never felt more irritated.

âso, howâs your date with pretty boy?â
thatâs mimiko asking, because kaiser is still a little pouty even a week later.
âit was fine, weâre into a lot of the same stuff apparently.â
kaiserâs still hovering around you though, because itâs off-season and heâs going to spend every moment he can chasing you. youâre not making it easy though. youâre still giving him the cold shoulder sometimes.
âwhenâs the next date?â
kaiser is too focused on the thin air heâs staring into to notice you briefly throwing him a quick glance.
âdonât know if there is one, honestly.â
that manages to get kaiserâs attention, his mood immediately perking up and eyes now fully focused on you.
âwhy not? thought you guys had a lot in common or whatever,â kaiser half-mocks, still a little salty. (which is a little funny to you, considering what kind of person he is in the soccer world.)
you roll your eyes and sigh, moving to keep all the cutleries that youâve just shined. âdonât know,â you tell them, âmaybe because when i was on the date i kept thinking of this annoying guy i know.â
kaiser freezes up. did you really just say that? heâs going to take a shot and just assume heâs the only annoying guy you know. no one should take that position from him.
from the side, mimiko slowly shuffles away, leaving the two of you alone by the coffee machine.
âso⊠does that mean youâre giving annoying guy a shot?â kaiserâs grinning from ear to ear now, and itâs probably infectious because youâre trying to suppress a grin too.
âmaybe, but if he screws it up iâm done with him.â
youâre still trying to act fierce, but itâs too late because kaiser can see through it now. youâre really just a softie inside, arenât you?
âthen are you free this weekend?â
you look at him for the first time with no disinterest in your eyes, like youâre really looking at him now. âwhat for?â
kaiser smirks. âannoying guy is gonna take you out for the best first date of your life.â

kaiser doesnât know if he succeeded. but hey, itâs been three hours since the date started and you havenât run away yet so he must be doing okay.
he takes you to the amusement park first, because one time when you were idly chattering away with mimiko he heard you saying you havenât been to one in ages. so here you are, on the third rollercoaster ride and youâre having so much fun kaiserâs proud of himself.
turns out youâre surprisingly nice to be around when youâre not being such a grouch. kaiserâs only liking you even more now. likes you even when youâre so excited to eat the corn dog that you get mustard on your faceâthat only means he gets to wipe it off. likes you also when you bat your pretty eyelashes at him so heâd win you that bunny toy you like in the claw machine.
âso, how am i doing?â kaiser asks when he escorts you to his carânext stop is dinner.
you hum, taking a bite of the big unicorn candy floss in your hand. âa solid six.â
kaiser clicks his tongue in faux annoyance, âitâll be an eleven by the end of tonight.â
you laugh again and kaiser thinks all this work is worth it. he opens the car door for you, makes sure the aircon isnât too cold that you freeze, lets you play your music in his car.
youâre kind of the most beautiful girl heâs ever seen, but then again he might be biased. but who cares? youâre also kind of one of the most annoying, but you think the same of him. and youâre not scared of jumping into anything, he can tell because when he pulls up in a parking lot outside of the restaurant, he tells you he wants to kiss you kinda.
your answer?
kaiser never really expected you to agree. but you do; because you climb over to the driverâs seat and settle on his lap, your lips inches away and a smirk forming on your face when you see heâs taken off guard.
âwant me to kiss you, kaiser?â youâre teasing him, and he thinks youâve never looked hotter. he can feel your breath against his lips and fuck your lips are so so close and he wants to taste you so so bad.
but then he remembers who he is and straightens up, cursing himself for letting himself be so flustered into submission. âonly if the lady wants it.â
you scoff, rolling your eyes and moving to open his side of the door, âwell, if you donât wannaââ
kaiser closes the door as soon as it opens and turns you to face him, âfuck, just kiss me already.â
the two of you hold onto each other, his hands around your waist and entangled in your hair, his lips gentle and rough on yours both at the same time. you taste sweet, must be all that candy floss you ate. he wants to taste more of you. the little sounds you make when youâre almost out of breath? music to his fucking ears. heâs so whipped for you and he hates you for it. but he also loves you for being like this, for being you.
youâre the first to pull away, smirking and biting your lower lip as you keep your index finger on his lips, separating him from you. âhow was that, kaiser?â he doesnât think you can sound more seductive if you tried.
ây/n l/n, you drive me insane.â
kaiser canât even focus on dinner after that.

fourth date in and kaiserâs fucking pathetic.
really, he canât even remember ever being this pathetic because youâve got him wrapped around your cute little pinky finger.
âwhatâre you staring at, perv?â you ask, catching him staring as youâre idly flipping through the channels.
itâs a lazy sunday in, you and kaiser are at his apartment, on his bed, watching movies. kaiser sighs because ness walked in on the both of you earlier and even though heâs more than happy to show you off, heâs not looking forward to the interrogation that will unfold.
âstaring at your stupid pretty face,â kaiser says, and you avert your gaze, pouting, which kaiser has found out two days ago is just to subvert from your embarrassment.
âhey, whenâre you leaving for the champions league again?â
ânext week, why?â
you deadpan at him, âwhat, not gonna invite me to something?â
kaiser stares at you for a minute, dumbfounded, before laughing. that must be the first time ever that youâre asking him for something. up until now, itâs always been him.
âyou know what, forget i asked,â you grumble, pouting even more and kaiser has to peck a kiss on your lips from how adorable he thinks youâre being.
âfuck, youâre cute,â he thinks out loud, and you look away.
itâs not like the both of you are together, he thinks, as his finger moves up and down your arms, watching as the goosebumps appear and disappear. but kaiser whatever this situation is, kaiser wants it. he wants this and more and heâs so far gone in you and he doesnât mind.
âyou better be in the front row, okay?â kaiser tells you that night, resuming that conversation. you move to straddle him instead and relish in how heâs dragging his eyes all over your body.
âyes, sir.â
fuck, you really do drive him fucking insane.

kaiser finds it sexy, how youâre in the front row at one of his matches, how youâre wearing a jersey with his name and number on it, how he knows youâre cheering for him and him only.
he invites you to all of his games, puts you up in his hotel, sneaks you around so you wonât be under the public eye. itâs thrilling, and youâre still the same you, beautiful, gorgeous, kind.
youâre still not together, but now heâs sure where heâs headed with you. after six months of whatever this is, he thinks youâd kill him if you werenât sure. and kaiser thinks youâre just waiting for him, so heâs going to make it memorable.
so, so memorable.
his team makes it to the finals, and with noel noa leading everyone, itâs no surprise they win. the bleachers go wild, everyone is chanting the club cheer, fanning their merch wildly.
kaiser is being pounced on by ness and his other teammates, so is noel. but kaiser pushes through it, weaves out of it, and heâs headed straight to you.
in front of everyone in the stadium, in front of international television, kaiser is running across the field and making his way to you.
kaiser is fast and persistent and so pathetic because heâs so into you and all he knows is he wants you around. for a long time, and forever, if he dare say. so he throws his legs over the railing and kisses you without hesitation, the entire crowd going wild.
heâs kissing you, slow and smiling against your lips and youâre holding onto his arms and fuck youâre so perfect.
âwell,â you say when kaiser finally pulls away, his hand still on the back of your neck, âthatâs one way to make things public.â
kaiser chuckles, pressing a kiss on your forehead. ânow the whole world knows youâre mine,â he says, aware that everyone on his team is probably passing money around because heâs sure they bet on when heâd finally make you his girlfriend.
âyouâre crazy, michael kaiser.â
yeah, but you love him, donât you?
he loves you too, by the way.
kaiser pulls away and winks at you right before he gets ready to get back to his team.
âguess iâll have to top this when i ask you to marry me, huh?â
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imagining kissing reo mikage in his blue 1966 ford mustang (with the roof open), overlooking the sunset on a cliff as chemtrails over the country club by lana del rey plays in the background
HUWWAAJAHKSIS CRYING AT THIS
â lovesick.

[in which you miss your boyfriend terribly. and kaiser misses you more.]
â„ fandom: blue lock
â„ pairing: m. kaiser x reader
â„ warning(s): lovesick kaiser missing his girlfriend may come across as ooc?
â„ notes: first blue lock post! i love can tolerate this man, so i thought iâd write a little something for him :)

imagine a lovesick kaiser.
itâs your first serious fight, but the event is all a big jumbled up mess in his mind. all he knows for sure is that itâs been a week since youâve started giving him the cold shoulder. seven whole days since youâd cruelly sentenced him to sleep in his own apartment instead of yours. itâs difficult for him to sleep on his own, especially after growing accustomed to sharing a bed with you.
from this experience, kaiserâs learned that if thereâs anything he despises (other than those OG blue lock clowns who think they can beat him), itâs fighting with you. heâs sick of it, but doesnât know how to reach out. rejection is a new feeling for him. how exactly do ordinary people deal with it?
no touching, no talking, no holding, no kissing. itâs worse than being benched (âŠnot that he knows what that feels like. prodigies like kaiser can only imagine).
kaiser receives a call after being away from you for eight nights. heâd been teetering between reality and dreamland when his phone had started to ring. his eyes, heavy with sleep, donât bother to look at whoâs calling. he swipes to answer after the ringtone loops twice.
ââŠhello?â
âkaiser?â
you sound almost as exhausted as he feels. kaiser shuffles until heâs sitting up.
âi umâŠdidnât expect you to answer, actually.â
âyouâre happy i did though, right?â
âyeah.â
his heart tightens with anticipation once things grow quiet on your end. he knows how you work. you think, process, and then make your move.
âcome home. i miss you.â
kaiser shuffles some more. this time, heâs getting out of bed, and shrugging on a jacket over his shirt. he puts you on speaker as he puts on some shoes.
âiâm on my way.â
he wonders if he should pick a little something up for you on the way.
âdonât bring anything. i just need you.â youâre his little mind reader. kaiser chuckles.
âiâve got it, darling. just hold on.â
you make him promise to stay on the line, as he makes the journey over (but itâs not as if heâd hang up now after finally getting to hear you address him after so long).
he canât help himself, though, from stopping by the corner shop to purchase your favourite drink. you curse him now (âyouâre taking too long!â), but he knows youâll appreciate it a little later on in the day, once youâve had a good nightâs sleep and talked things out.
kaiser knows you.
later, when he enters your apartment through the unlocked door, itâs like an instant cure for his (love) sickness. heâs home, and he feels it with his entire being.
HAPPY 1K NOTES TO THIS TOO OMG đ„č
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cw: making out with my beloved kaiser
the rose patterned tattoo on michael kaiser's neck looked absolutely gorgeous and you definitely held back the urge to kiss it.
kaiser was scrolling through his phone when he felt your eyes staring at him. he turned to looked you with an eyebrow raised. "what?" he asked. you snapped from your thoughts of nibbling on his tattoo. "nothing." you said as you rose up from your armchair and walked over towards him.
you placed yourself above his lap, making him put away his phone. arms slithering across his neck, you said,
"you're so pretty,"
as you twirled some of his blue streak locks in your finger. kaiser's lips curled into a smirked. "not as pretty as you being above me like this," he said, as his hand began to snake around your hips.
you giggled at his words. god, he's just so pretty. you stared into his blue hues as he stared into yours. your hands hold the sides of his face, slowly closing the gap between you. his lips, your lips matched perfectly with one another. your tongues were dancing at first until kaiser wanted to turned up the heat by deepening the kiss. you sighed into his lips. kaiser gripped your hips and pulled you closer to him.
you released him for air and continued to suck on his skin, specifically on the tattooed part of his neck. kaiser groaned when he felt a sharp sting. "hah, did you just bit me?" he sighed as you continued to kiss his neck. you brought your face towards his and kissed his lips. "it's hard to resist that rose tattoo of yours," you pouted. kaiser lifted your face with his index finger.
"you're more irresistible, my princess."
im so in love with him omg










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