Janet Didn't Put Out The Hit On Jack After Tim Was Born

Janet didn't put out the hit on Jack after Tim was born

Her ex girlfriend did

And then the ex girlfriend took the contract herself

Ex girlfriend is not pleased when she isn't the only one who rushes to...comfort the "grieving" widow, three of them come together in an alliance to chase off the others, there is a schedule they mostly adhere to depending on their own desires and responsibilities

And as Tim grows, all of his mother's various suitors are trying to both get his good opinion and train him to be a deadly warrior to beat away/freak out any further competition and report on what happened while they were away

Shiva steals Cass away from David Cain specifically for her courtship with Janet, presenting herself as fellow single mother with Tim's previously undiscovered soul sibling Cass, bonus Cass acts as a bodyguard/trainer/companion for Tim while she guards Janet on her expeditions

Selina uses the power of kittens and stealth lessons to bond with Tim and to help him with his stalking/information gathering hobby, she introduces Tim to the delicate art of blackmail and thievery.

Talia draws on her father's records to find previously undiscovered or overlooked tombs and ruins to entice Janet with archaeological when digs and has ninja train/babysit Tim and Cass while she takes Janet out

And Bruce gets the very wrong impression as to why these women are going in and out of Gotham with such relative frequency

Hell yeah!

That ex-gf is lucky as hell that Janet only gets slightly mad about Jack dying (because of course Janet finds out). Though, this does come with the pointed words that this is one of the reasons they aren't currently dating.

Tim is sad his father died, but he's also confused about waking up the next morning to at least twenty of his mother's flings in Drake Manor. The process of watching seventeen of them being chased off one by one is entertaining.

Once Janet decides to start dating again, they for sure realize that Tim is the only way for them to go steady with Janet (because Janet Drake loves her son and will burn the world down for him). They come to adore Tim for the way his eyes get the same calculative glint as Janet, his innate ability to manipulate a room, and the smirk without smirking he does. He is, without a doubt, Janet's son.

Many of them, utter fools, initially underestimate Tim. He may be of Janet's blood, but he's also five (or six or eight or whatever young age they meet him at). This is how Tim manages to weasel whatever he desires (usually dangerous lessons like knife throwing) from his mom's suitor.

Janet is so proud of him.

Janet has a way with dangerous ladies, but this isn't only for villains. Vigilantes, anti-heroes, and even some heroes end up in her orbit. She doesn't ask them for exclusivity, and they don't ask that from her (so a lot of them have other relationships, including with each other).

Idk if Wonder Woman would keep her on again off again relationship with Janet (and periodic visits to Gotham) a secret, so I'm not sure if I ship it for this AU :/

Zatana, however, (when she is Bruce's age), could teach Tim some magic.

So, yeah. Bruce gets concerned when a bunch of extremely skilled women from all "sides" of Justice keep visiting Gotham.

[I'm also hella vibing with what each of the women in your descriptions did for bribes/courting gifts]

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Do we fw a Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde AU

dc x dp prompt

So I just got into the dc x dp fandom very head strong and I’ve been reading dc x dp fics left and right, some of the fics containing a/b/o dynamics and I just had a thought what if Danny one day took a trip to the DC universe and this universe had the a/b/o dynamics

Danny: I am a traumatized teenager that is alone and is totally normal

Adopting orphans left and right Bruce Wayne: don’t worry pup I’ll take care of you, you’re obviously neglected due to you’re having no parental scent

Danny: STRANGER DANGER, There’s a child sniffing pervert on the loose protect your childern(runs away)

Bruce Wayne: ???

Bruce Wayne: was it something I said.

This has been sitting in my drafts for weeks, finally wrote it all out last night while completely exhausted 😅😂

Danny is hanging out around metropolis for some reason for another when he comes across what appears to be a battle between a man in a mech and a flying man in a blue suit. Civilians are running and trying to avoid becoming pancakes as cars and concrete fly through the air. Danny, upon seeing the destruction, immediately begins directing people to safety and trying to minimize damage.

As the fight goes on, Superman throws a chunk of concrete and misses, sending the 2 ton rock hurling towards where Danny is trying to help some kids that got trapped in a crumbling store. He blocks it but immediately becomes furious at the negligent behavior, flying up between the two and punching Superman, sending him flying back before turning around to chew out an astonished Lex.

Now we all know Lex supports metas and humans, but hates beings not from earth, right? Well after this fight he does some digging and learns of danny’s lab accident and how ever since then, “ghosts” have been appearing in and around his hometown only to be defeated by a ghost who looks remarkably like Danny. Lex puts two and two together. Immediately supports him. A teenager strong enough to knock Superman back like that? And he’s actually FROM Earth?? Who cares if the kids dead! Much better than having an unpredictable alien flying around unchecked!

He immediately offers Danny a full ride scholarship and a job opportunity working with LexCorp on the condition that Danny helps when it comes to “dealing with” Superman. Now Danny certainly isn’t a villain, so he does have a couple of demands. First, he isn’t publicly taking down Superman with out a very good reason. He’ll keep tabs on him but don’t expect him to help with any of Lex’s less than legal schemes. Secondly, he wants dental.

Won’t take him down? A shame, just keep an eye on him then. After all, it’s not often you find someone who can turn invisible and intangible. May as well make use of him.

Cue Clark slowly going insane as he tries to figure out why he constantly feels like he’s being watched.