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I saw the art you drew for your birthday (though I couldn’t find the uncensored one on twitter do you have a link please?) and I am LOSING MY SHIT OVER MEGATRON and him just…fucking materializing in the doorway ominously and saying hello sweetspark in a tone I can just HEAR makes you think he’s about to kill someone. Like when he asked Sumdac if he was enjoying his new “”chair.”” Both Megs and Blitz are so fucking bad at not acting scary it’s so fucking funny shhdnfnfnfmd

That was the entire vibe of Megatron’s menacing aura. You just totally understand me anon, holy SHIT 🥹🐛💖😭💕✨

LIKE, THAT WAS EXACTLY HIS TONE OF VOICE dhhfjhj YOU FUCKING GET ME DHHHJKK (I haven’t slept, don’t mind this response being everywhere right now, sorry 🙃)

He might as well have said ‘say your prays, Autobot’ and he sort of did, but it was entirely meant to make his mate swoon. It came from a place of dearest affection. I mean Megan is the hopeless romantic type, just War Frame ™ edition

These two skyscraper sized men who want to swaddle their new civil bot boyfriends in loving and kissing, but it requires a sort of docility that they DONT possess is my everything fjkhkhjjj. They have to horrify the little mechs every few seconds of the cycle instead (in a good way of course, bc let’s not pretend Optimus and Bee wouldn’t be with them still, if they hadn’t learned to love how terrifying war mechs can be, and are way too into their scary factor)

((Also thank you for this awesome message))

Anyways, I hate to be a billion layers of stupid, but I am notoriously BAAAAAD with all things digital. I’ve only got a phone to use for all my stuff. SO 👁️👁️

I have this direct link to that page below, but I had to copy it and paste it into a url. I’m so sorry, you deserve better D,: (but feel free to message me again in some way if that doesn’t work and you still want to find my Twitter!! I’m @BirthdayPlating on there)

https://x.com/birthdayplating/status/1731121761868001775?s=46&t=M2hOQR7Y6U_sZQ90hO4l6A

He's ready for school

Autobots join the Nemesis AU, and start accidentally awakening the dormant protection programming in the war machines

(Megatron punches Ultra Magnus for being mean to Optimus at some point and a new war breaks out)

Blitzbee propganda while I wither away

Full on Twitter- ❌no minors ❌

sentinel nation lets gooo

Do we think he'll win the ugly sweater competition?

note: I do not think tfa Megatron is ugly, quite the opposite lmao

Transformers ES| Megastar

Retired life.

Megastar &diftrod &Mirage

We can see what Earthspark Megatron is like now, but what was he like before? We have some clues from his interactions with Bee and Soundwave!

In "Moo-ving In", Bumblebee asks Megatron for advice.

Bumblebee: "Hypothetically if your troops weren't listening to you, what would you do?"

Megatron: "When I commanded legions of Decepticons, my strategy was always intimidation. A little brute force. Make a show of my weaponry, that sort of thing."

So even though Megatron is very kind in the rest of Earthspark, it seems Original Flavor Megatron used his physical presence to intimidate his troops and keep them in line. Presumably hanging out with Optimus for fiteen years mellowed him out.

Then there's the fight in "Decoy". Previously in this episode Megatron told Optimus he had reservations about how GHOST was treating the Decepticons. Then Soundwave shows up and Megatron earnestly entreats him to surrender.

In response, Soundwave plays back Megatron's own words:

"This is not freedom."

Megatron roars, "You dare use my own words against me?" As he charges, Optimus reaches out towards him like "Bro, what? No . . ."

By this point in the episode Soundwave had already attacked Megatron and tossed Bumblebee and Optimus around like rag dolls. So you wouldn't think playing one line--which Megatron agrees with!--would be the breaking point, but . . .

You know how an adult can return to their childhood home for the holidays and fall right back into the old dynamics they had with their siblings or parents?

At that moment Megatron fell back into an old pattern: HE was the supreme leader of the Decepticons and one of his troops was being mouthy, which was an affront to his authority. That's my take, anyway.

So that's my analysis of past-Megatron based on what we've seen so far. You can see why Soundwave would be bitter about his former leader not only changing sides, but changing himself . . . becoming kinder for his enemies. And yet this gentleness leads him to ask the Decepticons to lay down their weapons, giving them only the option to be locked away.

generous lord

*thought bubble surrounded by hearts above my head containing megatron who is scowling*

*sniffs*

Make up

Part two of war mechs only having room in their brains for one thing

Full on Twitter

❌NO MINORS

Bumblebee: You can hate people and still think they’re hot. Case in point: Blitzwing.

Optimus: You know what? I’m with you on this. Sentinel.

Bumblebee: Yeah, he’s thick.

Optimus: RIGHT?

Postwar Autobots join the Nemesis AU, but I continue to be obsessed with these large men not knowing how to flirt about anything outside of violence or interface

It’s my slutty slutty birthday today ((Full on Twitter))

These Cons still don’t know how to court civil mechs. Let’s give the Decepticon boys an A for effort tho

Mirage please

Mirage/Noah sin on my twitter

❌NO MINORS ON MY TWITTER

My friend @magicalprofessorsludgedeputy introduced me to a ship of pure-ness and true love 🥹 DJEKSKKDD

YOU ARE GENIUS FOR SHIPPING THESE TWO🦑✨

I like him a normal amo-

Blitzbee on Twitter

❌NO MINORS on my Twitter

this, ProwlJazz, MegaStar, OverTarn, Blitzbee fall under this one dynamic in my brain SNSKSKL

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