Bittybuttersliceontoast - Butter On Toast.

Oh no, you must've misheard me. I never said morally GRAY, I said morally GAY. As in he takes a certain homosexual approach to dealing with ethical dilemmas. Also he's killed 200 people

as a barista that shop looked lowk busy i would in fact be confused about why no one was collecting the drink

barista: oat milk cappuccino for Ruby

Ruby: That's me. I'm named after a road.

Ruby's mom: oh my god it's you. it's really you. I am so sorry I left you as a baby, but now you're here all these years later and oh my god you're my daughter.

Ruby: *sobbing*

barista:

You have been visited by the twocumber. May you receive twofold luck in the coming days

the legends as memes 2/?

many thanks to @yourlocalegotisticalqueerishere, @yavosaur and @zipzin for all of sara's deaths! i only put about half or this would be like, twice as long

also if this is blurry as shit i'm sorry i made it in paint lmao

at least can all we agree that the original gay flag with the magic and sex colours is BEAUTIFUL and it should make a comeback