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#batman #villians
kids are dumb (by Nick Avallone)
im really excited for arkham origins but mostly for black mask because wow what a cutie
Batman/Harley x Ivy University AU where Harley is the freshman studying in psychiatry while working part time at the campus coffee shop, Arkham. She’s making heart eyes at Pam who’s studying for a degree in botany against her parents wishes with her creepy professor. Selina is Harley’s roommate and a party animal and Bruce is her boyfriend who’s always the first to object to any kind of injustice and wrong-doing and starts fights with guys who don’t respect women and him and Harvey are frat boys but like the only decent ones. There’s the Joker who no one seems to know the name of who’s constantly pulling elaborate and often dangerous pranks but doesn’t get expelled for some reason, Bane who Harley has never seen leave the gym and she’s pretty sure he lives there but at this point she’s too afraid to ask and Cobblepot who only got into GU because his dad is the superintendent who constantly bribes his professors for better grades. Harley’s friends include Edward “i’m studying for three degrees and have a million side-projects and extra-circulars i’ve been running off coffee and redbull for the past week someone hELP” Nygma, Jon - her top-of-the-class sometimes friend, sometimes rival who takes it all far too seriously and Waylon who got the nickname “Killer Croc” from wrestling in high school and people think he’s scary but he’s actually really kind and smart and likes reading French literature and is working super hard because he’s the first in his family to go to college.
Harley: From now on, we will be using codenames. You can address me as Eagle One.
Harley: Mistah J, codename: Been There, Done That
Harley: Ivy is Currently Doing That.
Harley: Selina is It Happened Once In A Dream
Harley: Two-Face, codename: If I Had To Pick A Dude
Harley: Croc is Eagle Two
Croc: Oh thank god.
ADEWALE AKINNUOYE-AGBAJE ON PLAYING KILLER CROC
“Oh my god, Killer Croc. Well, I can tell you one thing: he’s going to scare the hell out of you. You’re going to fall in love with this guy. Such a great character to play. [It was] very, very tough. Took between three to five hours just to get into the make-up, then I had to wear it for 12 hours [and] perform and fight. It’s probably one of the most challenging characters I’ve played. But it pushes the barrier, because we chose specifically not to use contact lenses, so we use the eyes, and you see him as almost a creature, as a soul. Even the prosthetics that we used [were] as real as we could get them, and they were literally glued to my face, so that every movement, every nuance in my face, is conveyed through [them]. You’re going to love that film. That’s all I can say. You’re going to love it.”
BruceTommy
TommyBruce: ew / nonono / maybe / ship it / aww / otp / MY HEART
*EXPLODES*
YES ANON, YES. THANK YOU FOR ASKING FOR THIS. *HUGS AND KISSES YOU*
I ship it omg because dang… Childhood sweethearts? Tommy being obsessed with Bruce? Tommy so jealous of everyone close to Bruce because it’s not him?
HOLD ME.
You and me, we used to be together.
Everyday together, always.
I really feel that I’m losing my best friend.
I can’t believe this could be the end.
It looks as though you’re letting go.
And if it’s real, well I don’t want to know.
Don’t speak, I know just what you’re saying, so please stop explaining.
Don’t tell me ‘cause it hurts.
Don’t speak, I know what you’re thinking, I don’t need your reasons.
Don’t tell me 'cause it hurts.
Our memories, they can be inviting.
But some are altogether mighty frightening.
As we die, both you and I.
With my head in my hands I sit and cry.
Don’t speak, I know just what you’re saying, so please stop explaining.
Don’t tell me 'cause it hurts.
Don’t speak, I know what you’re thinking, and I don’t need your reasons.
Don’t tell me 'cause it hurts.
It’s all ending, I gotta stop pretending who we are…
You and me, I can see us dying…
Are we?
Don’t speak, I know just what you’re saying, so please stop explaining.
Don’t tell me 'cause it hurts.
Don’t speak, I know what you’re thinking, and I don’t need your reasons.
Don’t tell me 'cause it hurts, don’t tell me 'cause it hurts!
I know what you’re saying, so please stop explaining.
Don’t speak, don’t speak, don’t speak!
I know what you’re thinking, and I don’t need your reasons.
I know you good, I know you good, I know you real good.
Hush, hush darling, hush, hush darling…
lmao remember that time Harley and Tommy went on a date and Harley was like WAIT AREN’T YOU A HOT DAD OR SOMETHING and Tommy was like uh yeah ha ha i love my childrens ha ha ha and then tried to push her off the edge of a building
Gotham Knights #63: Return of Hush
im literally crying he thinks he’s so fucking cool but in reality he has been planning this he was like im going to make this really stupid plan where i have some sort of immunity to ivy and then im going to jump off the roof like a baDDaSs SAAYING BY THE WAY MY NAME IS TOMMY ELLIOT AND THIS IS JACKASS
also he did exactly what she asked him to do oh my god
that shade
reminder that tommy couldn’t even risk spending time with bruce or his momma would have cut him off :-) he might be a rich sack of shit but all he did growing up was take care of an emotionally, verbally, financially abusive wench
he isn’t just some rich boy that has no reason to be angry
Becky Albright, Mistress of Fear - by Carlos D’anda
I commissioned this piece from one of my favorite artists, Carlos D’anda(whom you may know as the artist who did the concept art for Batman: Arkham Asylum, the Arkham City comics, and much more), at SDCC. His rendition of Becky Albright as Mistress of Fear, based on my cosplay! I’m so happy with his piece, and Carlos is an incredibly nice guy as well!