
thirsty sideblog. 30s. ftm. switch
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The intimacy of getting to know someone’s kinks and slowly but surely slipping them into conversation~
Slipping them that extra little “good job” after basic tasks and watching their cheeks get hot and their eyes dart around the room.
Asking them to grab a drink and watching the jolt in their step when they register the word “fetch” a second too late.
The back and forth debates and silly arguments ending in cutting them off with a simple “you’re so cute when you get excited”
The tease behind all those knowing glances and trace of the hand touches becoming just too overwhelming until my poor pup is stuttering through conversation and grinding its thighs together begging to be touched😵💫😵💫😵💫
you know what would be so amazing? fucking them with a strap, a big one, one they can just barely take even with lube and prep. something that stretches them out soooooo good. want them to have me collared and leashed, nothing more than their strong breeding mutt, something to fuck into them and make them feel so good. and as a reward for fucking them soooo deep and so good they leave bloody scratches and nail marks and bites all over my back, shoulders, and neck
sounds like peak fun honestly
Do you have any tips for when a guy likes their neck being kissed? Like, if he likes that how could I take it further?
rip his throat out
fucking that twink in positions we dont even have names for
“stupid horny” is one of my favorite phrases bc yeah i do get stupid when i get horny. thinking with my cunt is a good time
dude your cervix just fucking bit me
oof could any compliment ever compare to a vampire's fangs inadvertently growing longer at the sight of you
Fine I did it myself
there is nothing wrong with me I swear

Xenomorph
I used to draw these very badly at the beginning of my art rediscovery. I’m glad I can do it recognizably now






Lowkey made a LOT of alien art in the last 2 days
“god you are so. fucking. pretty.” punctuated by the sound of my cock slamming into your dripping cunt
im not thrilled on the whole ‘having a vagina’ concept but i must accept that this is a gift god gives to the boys he knows will have the most constant and embarassing boners. at least im given some peace in this life
sucking dick after it just came out your pussy is like licking the cake batter off the spoon
I know you’re not here, but I’m still going to moan your name as I cum.
spooning except he is finger fucking you with one hand and covering your mouth with the other
healing magic that's inherently sexual but the healer is the dom. healing magic that requires you to completely relinquish control over to your party's healer, letting them guide you through it. it's a painful kind of magic - snapping bones back together, fusing torn skin, regrowing limbs. if you twitch, if you resist, if you do the wrong movement, it might jeopardize your recovery, might hurt you further - so your healer ties you up. they play with your hair, murmuring soft words of encouragement, their other hand trailing down to your wound. you have to trust them so completely that you'll let them dip their fingers into your torn open body. they reward you as they go - giving you pleasure to offset the pain, telling you how well you're doing, how sweet you look, your brow slick with sweat and your mouth hanging open, dumb in their skilled hands. it hurts, oh how it hurts, but you've learned to love it, to love their attention, their control over you, their soothing voice and the now familiar burning of flesh stitching itself back together.
Choking is great. But face grabbing?
Gripping them by their jaw and squeezing until their mouth is forced open...
The way their lips pout up...
The feeling of the inside of their cheeks sliding over their teeth....
Look at me...
Unpopular opinion on the "every single horny trans guy post is about being a dogboy" website but I don't like knots
we really do need to start the pro pussy hair propaganda because why the fuck do your belly and leg hair stop at your pussy 💀 be a man and grow a bush
wdym you're going to hold me at gunpoint? What's next you caress me at gunpoint?? kiss me at gunpoint???
wdym you're going to hold me at gunpoint? What's next you caress me at gunpoint?? kiss me at gunpoint???