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I can't believe BLAZMANIII was taken. who takes that? taken by the fog

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blazmaniv
1 year ago

making a list of characters who should be in other media. like i wanna be reading a random novel and there they are.

mercymorn the first

vriska

benoit blanc

elmo

the one pathetic guy from succession idk I didn’t watch it

rasputin (most fictional real guy)

gregory house

the one pathetic guy from disco elysium (im getting there. ok.)

serana volkihar

katya from goncharov

katya from real life (she’s a drag character she technically counts)

jonathan sims

dory from finding nemo

florence pugh’s character in midsommar

edward cullen

amy dunne

light yagami

dean winchester

regina george

michael scott

blazmaniv
1 year ago
Lilla And Kisikil

Lilla and kisikil

blazmaniv
1 year ago

Right, considering the current state of corporate politics on this site, and that it seems that only those affected seem to be actively speaking on the matter, it is up to I, the only fucking cishet on tumblr, to drag this out to a wider audience.

Right, Considering The Current State Of Corporate Politics On This Site, And That It Seems That Only

REBLOG IF YOUR ACCOUNT IS A TRANSFEM SAFE SPACE.

We need to show these higher ups how much we truly value them.

blazmaniv
1 year ago
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1 year ago

Imagine you’re some little evil woman sitting in Hades’ throne room when Orpheus walks in to make a deal to get Eurydice back, and Hades is like “yeah ok, just don’t look back otherwise she has to stay here” then walks out of the room. Almost immediately after hearing the conditions, Orpheus breaks his own neck so that is is physically impossible for him to turn it, and then demands that you gouge out his eyes for good measure.  Eurydice then gets really upset because she’s convinced this is a sign that Orpheus hates her and never wants to see her again, and Orpheus is completely convinced that this was a normal and logical thing to do.

You are literally the only person in the universe who recognizes this as an act of love. They both then insult you to your face for thinking this is anything other than very normal (Orpheus), or petty hatred (Eurydice).

You are Ianthe Tridentarius.

blazmaniv
1 year ago

my dealer: got some straight gas this strain is called “visual novels” you’ll be binging til 4am

me: yeah whatever i bet this game sucks

5 minutes later: dude i swear i these timelines are irrevocably altering my brain chemistry

my discord friend pacing: i think the narrator is a character


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1 year ago
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1 year ago
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A few more pages! I’m finally finishing the last 2 commissions I have, and I’m not taking new ones at the moment so I can focus on this project and draw at least 2 pages a week, so, if you’d like to support it, please consider visiting my Patreon or Ko-fi! Also, I’m making 2 small comics I want to post next month, so I’m working a lot right now ^w^

blazmaniv
1 year ago
But I Swear Youre Really Pretty
But I Swear Youre Really Pretty
But I Swear Youre Really Pretty
But I Swear Youre Really Pretty
But I Swear Youre Really Pretty
But I Swear Youre Really Pretty

…but I Swear You’re Really Pretty

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blazmaniv
1 year ago

reblog to make prev stop having headaches

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1 year ago

At the gate for my flight home from visiting friends and there's a woman here with a service Shiba Inu. No pics because he has a Do Not Disturb vest and taking pics of strangers is illegal but I need to stress how ON DUTY this animal is. Ears up. Eyes doing Lazer scans of everything. Examining everyone who passes within 10ft like a security guard. Ass planted on her feet. I have never seen a dog with such intense chivalric guardian energy before. He has tiny eyebrows and they are FURROWED with concentration.

blazmaniv
1 year ago
G-G The Book-G-G On Facebook-G-G On Twitter

G-G the book - G-G on Facebook - G-G on Twitter

blazmaniv
1 year ago

Not sure which of these it would be under, but I'm gonna use it as an excuse to talk about it

Scariest experience of my life, I was like 8 or 9 and my best friend and I both had terrible fevers so our parents put us both in quarantine at his house. And my best friend's mom, in her great wisdom, put on a silly rabbit movie to entertain us.

So I spent the next 2.5 hours (ish) fading in and out of fever dreams to the soothing background of WATER SHIP DOWN


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blazmaniv
1 year ago

the internal tension between being a prickly judgemental cunt and someone who loves people to the point of tears has resulted in a maxim i like to call Everyone Is Beautiful and I Hate Them So Much

blazmaniv
1 year ago

Bought my uncle a burger and milkshake in exchange for letting me disrupt the holiest day of the week, NFL Sunday Football, so I could install a Pi-hole and free the household of ads...the thing abt the specific boomers I live with is they told me not to trust people on the Internet but they do not understand the algorithm or online advertising and think that Facebook has their best interests at heart. And every time I have tried to explain to them that no, blorbo from my dashboard is not selling my kidneys on the dark web but Google from your capitalism is definitely selling your web searches to every advertising company on the planet, they think I am paranoid. How could their personal friend Mark Zuckerberg want anything bad to happen to them etc. I am fighting battles I did not know existed!!!

blazmaniv
1 year ago

drives me up a wall living in a very very red district, like “no democrat is ever going to win any local election, let alone a real leftist” district, like “our school board members ran on who was the most anti-mask” red, like “I pass white supremacist signs on the way to buy weed” red

and being in the local leftist community and the guy who runs the anarchist book club and the lady who helps keep the warming shelters open and the people who marched on city hall when a local business was getting death threats for having a drag show are all members of a discord and we get on this discord and have frank discussions about how best to vote

the people who do the protests and the mutual aid and all the real work

going “okay, they’re both fascists, but this one lacks ambition and seems happy to just glide in the position” or “they both suck, but this one can be reasoned with if you frame it patriotically enough” like we don’t even have a democrat to vote for. we know what a vote is. we know what we hope accomplish with it. we know what it can do, and we know what it can’t.

and going from those discussions to here where people think that your vote is some kind of fucking??? enabling maneuver??? as if someone isn’t going to end up in that seat regardless of what you do???

we didn’t build this system, we just live in it. we’re just trying to survive. a vote isn’t a statement of your values, it’s not an endorsement, it’s not a marriage contract, it’s a strategic play you make to keep alive.

the biggest mistake I see leftists making is overestimating their own popularity. “well but everyone would be leftist if they just-“ no, stop, 1) you can’t possibly know that 2) everyone will not just

blazmaniv
1 year ago
blazmaniv
1 year ago

anytime burrich's little hypocrite self gets on his bullshit about "just because a man is afflicted with the wit he can choose not to engage with it he can choose not to act on those feelings and that way he can be Good™" i'm just like

Anytime Burrich's Little Hypocrite Self Gets On His Bullshit About "just Because A Man Is Afflicted With
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1 year ago
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1 year ago

We did! Congration!

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1 year ago
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1 year ago

Okay, so, if a slime eats you, it's pitcher plant rules. You end floating inside of it, and dissolve. This happens because a slime is essentially a jello mold of stomach acid. 100% made from a dissolving agent.

So, reversing this, what happens? You eat a slime, does your stomach acid neutralize the slime, or does the slime now, suspended inside you in your stomach, dissolve you from the inside out in a horrific way?