You Shall Always Be Welcome To Talk About LOTR And R+ Crossover, My Friend @marimayscarlett We Might

You shall always be welcome to talk about LOTR and R+ crossover, my friend 🥺💌💫 @marimayscarlett we might need a separate club at this point, and yay more votes for Strider Schneider!

Hallo! Okay, first of all, I’m so excited to find your blog because not only you love Rammstein but also LOTR??? And your replies are so wholesome they make me both smile and cry ❤️

I hope it’s okay to ramble on about both R+ and LOTR because it’d be awesome to hear your thoughts. So, my personal headcanon is that in the LOTR universe Schneider would be a Dúnadan. I mean, in The Two Towers there is this description of the Dúnedain: “Goodly men, pale-skinned, dark of hair, with grey eyes and faces sad and proud.” Technically, Schneider’s eyes are blue, but otherwise this is a pretty good description. And then a while ago I stumbled across this absolute gem of a picture:

This is literally Aragorn! Like, try to convince me otherwise lol.

By the way, what do you think other Rammstein boys would be in the LOTR universe?

Thank you for your attention~

Hello 👋🏻

Thank you so much for your message, this really put a smile on my face 😊

And dare I say you found a pretty appropriate place to talk about Rammstein and Lord of the rings simultaneously, because let me tell you: these are major hyperfixations of mine 🤌🏻 In this house, we absolutely adore, cherish and love the scary six German men, Richard is my love, always (I could write and have written absolutely delusional essays on several topics about him)

as well as delve into the love for Lord of the Rings - I am very much devoted to Elrond if that's not already clear from being maybe about 5 seconds on my blog (don't get me started on him or his actor Hugo Weaving, just don't, for your own personal safety)

so welcome 🤲🏻

Regarding Schneider as Aragorn (love the description of the Dunédain fitting so well), I have this ask where @blessed-by-the-elves and I discussed the resemblance, then we have this ask about Flake maybe being a potential candidate for Bilbo, then this ask which started the 'Richard as an elf lord'-craze in the first place, and this absolutely masterpiece by @dandysnob which tried out various different LotR roles for different band members 😌

So you see, you might just be in good company in this fandom 😅

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pippin was 29 years old???

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he should've been at the green dragon

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my hungry ass could never travel with lembas

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#the entitlement i see on this site sometimes is disgusting #y'all will just post about having easy access to lembas when we can't eats hobbit food??? #we must starve??? #vent #do not rb

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CALLOUT FOR GRIMA WORMTONGUE

I've talked a lot about this already on this blog, but I want to have everything collected in one post so next time some dipshit with a white hand icon slides into my inbox to call me a liar I can just link to this post. tl;dr grima wormtongue has been poisoning my uncle and the land of rohan for the past few years, and here are the receipts:

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i stg if one more of you tells me I should've sent frodo on the eagles I'm asking iluvatar to take me back

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recent read: there and back again: a hobbit's tale by bilbo baggins

I thought this was SOOO fun and cute! I'm usually not into rpf but did anyone else think there was something between bilbo and thorin? 👀 I can't be the only one who saw it. but the ending made me cry my eyes out.

4.5/5 stars

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wtf the new king of gondor just bowed to these four random short guys?? everyone else bowed too and I just went along with it lmao 😅 am I missing something????

#this is right after he sang a song and made out with some hot elf chick #truly the wildest coronation i've ever been to

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here y'all go again pitting two bad bitches against each other

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everyone who voted galadriel is a kinslayer apologist #luthiensweep

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fuck my job so much. everyone manifest an attack on gondor so I can finally warm my fingers on this beacon fire.

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❤🌸❤🌸❤🌸❤🌸❤🌸❤🌸❤🌸❤🌸❤ You've been Tagged to Send Love to 10 or more of your Mutuals ❤🌸❤🌸❤🌸❤🌸❤🌸❤🌸❤🌸❤🌸❤

(just look at Elrond being a proud dad of his foster son Schtreider)

Aweee thank you! My favorite Elf Lord (and I believe a certain dramatic goth elf chicken man would've been a lovely candidate, too) having A Proud Dad Moment 💞🥺

Of all the lotr horses why does absolutely no one talk about Arod??? LIKE- HES THE GOODEST BOY.

He's the unofficial third wheel when aragorn isn't around, he loves to trot, and legolas calls him his friend in the books!! Like please I love him so much you guys give him some love.

💚🌸💚🌸💚🌸💚🌸💚🌸💚🌸💚🌸💚🌸💚 You've been Tagged to Send Love to 10 or more of your Mutuals 💚🌸💚🌸💚🌸💚🌸💚🌸💚🌸💚🌸💚🌸💚 If he isn't the cutest lil' hobbit I don't know what is *gently holds* ˚‧º·(′̥̥̥ ꆚ ‵̥̥̥)‧º·˚

HOW DARE HE BE SO SMALL IM

thank you, fellow Pippin Landers supporter 💞💅

That's him, your honor-gets tackled by Richard himself to the ground