YOU GUYS DON'T UNDERSTAND HOW PROUD I AM OF CROSSHAIR FINALLY I NEVER LOST HOPE FUCK THAT STUPID LIEUTENANT.

YOU GUYS DON'T UNDERSTAND HOW PROUD I AM OF CROSSHAIR FINALLY I NEVER LOST HOPE FUCK THAT STUPID LIEUTENANT. istg when will dave filoni stop killing off every new clone that appears like hMm idk maybe like mayday, his squad and slip maybe 🤔

I had to take lap around my house once crosshair shot that useless bitch so fucking proud of him

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Tired

Jay x Gn!Reader (angst)

a/n: I realized I like writing about couples arguing. This request from a friend so I might as well just open up my request soon.

No no it's happening again. He promised he wouldn't stray away. He promised he wouldn't forget you. It seems like you don't even exist to him anymore. 

It was in the middle of the night and he just got home. You've been trying to gather the guts to approach him. Until you sucked it up and spoke up 

"Jay, we need to talk. I know you’re tired right now but.. I just need to speak with you. If that’s alright?" 

He only sighed and looked at you 

"What is y/n? Go ahead." He looked at you urging for you to speak. You contemplated continuing but it needed to be said.

“It’s just you’ve been distant and quiet, but of course I know you’re just busy and all. I’m just worried.” That question again. Jay could only look at you and shook his head.

“I’m sorry, I’m too tired for this right now. Can we talk about this later?”

Anger built up from inside you. You can empathize with his feelings right now but so were you. You’re also tired of his bullshit "I don't care if you're fucking tired. I'm tired, but do you see me complaining when you need to talk to me?" You wanted to just strangle the living shit out of him there. Why can't he be sympathetic for once. Why won't he be there when you needed him the most 

"What are you trying to get at huh? I just got back from a mission so lay off me" Jay spoke up, now giving all his attention to you. 

"I just want..." You struggled to continue. Your mind was racing, there are so many things you have to say your mind can't process it quickly.. 

"What do you want? Are you seriously still worried about this? How many times do I have to reassure you?" His volume was getting louder. 

"If you actually fucking mean it, why don't you act on it?! Every fucking time you need me I'm here whether I'm tired, sad, happy. WHY CAN'T YOU DO THE SAME THING?" 

He stood up from the couch and walked towards you, getting close to your face and pointed his finger on your chest poking it harshly. 

"I PUT ACTIONS THROUGH MY WORDS! Your mind is just too fucked up to notice it. Why can't you understand that I'm having trouble with my life too. Now stop being such a bother would you?" 

"Then why be with me if I'm such a bother? To use me as some caregiver you can dispose of? I'm a fucking human being Jay, your partner. I also have problems in my life." 

You both stared at each other's eyes. Not filled with love but with hatred. You harshly slapped his hands away from your chest and walked away. 

That's it, this is the last chance. You grabbed your things and stuffed them in a bag planning to get the hell out of your shared apartment. Tears spill out of your eyes from the anger you cannot contain.

"What are you doing?" Jay asked, his tone was softer now. It's not like he just shouted at you earlier. You didn't answer and pushed him away and headed for the front door. The look on his face showed pure panic, he tried to stop you but to no avail you didn't budge. 

"Wait! Y/n please! Just listen! I'm sorry I snapped at you alright? I'm just tir-" 

"Is that your only excuse Jay? I gave you so many chances. I tried understanding you but I can't handle it anymore. I tried pretending it doesn't bother me." You finally turned around to look at him. Tears were streaming down and the look of regret was on his face but it's too late for that. 

"I love you y/n. Please.. Don't leave me." 

"So? Let me go. If you do really love me you would show it. Goodbye Jay." You stared in his eyes one last time and got out of there. You headed for the elevator to the parking lot. You were starting to second guess your decision but deep inside you know it's for the better. 

Jay was standing there alone. Once in a place shared by two. He was trying to process what happened and all the things you said. It was true he couldn't even deny it. 

He snapped back into reality and tried going after you. He used the stairs to get down faster but to no avail he was too late. He can see your car driving away. Jay's tears streamed down again. He knelt on the ground and weeped for you. He tried telling himself this was just a bad dream but sadly it was all reality. 

_____ 

Years have passed. You felt happier than ever not having to worry about anything. You found yourself another lover who actually loved you and helped you no matter what. 

Jay was shopping for food in the grocery store when he stumbled on a familiar face. It was you. 

Jay couldn't ever forget what you look like. He was about to approach you when another person walked towards you and held your hand. Sorrow washed over Jay and watched you both. That could've been the both of you. 

He decided against approaching you and minded his own business getting away from there. If only he realized sooner how horrible he was. He's glad you're living a happier life that you deserve. 

yk the next episode is gonna be brutal if this episode is somewhat peaceful.. BUT FOR ONCE IM SO HAPPY THEY'RE EXPERIENCING NORMAL LIFE AWAY FROM DANGER, BEING PART OF A FAMILY, AND JUST CHILLING. Omega looked so happy and hunter is happy seeing her happy m m and Wrecker for once had a great meal

plus just make them kiss already for fucks sake. I love them so much phee and tech you son of a bitches THE WAY THEY LOOK AT EACH OTHER

Wrong Room

Narrator x Top!Male Reader (smut)

Warning(s): NSFW, small degration, praising, unprotected sex, biting, top reader

a/n: With the lack of narrator x m!reader I had to write something. I haven't written anything in months so I'm very fuking rusty @mxbrahms made me do it cheers.

The narrator has been ranting about his impression of the game and how it's horrible. Y/n couldn't agree more. Jumping and elevators? Really?!. Who knows, maybe there's more to it up top.

“Yes, I knew there has to be something else. Let's see it. I'm ready for whatever it is." Y/n was urged to walk through the bridge. From the distance he could see a blackboard with words scribbled on it. He passed through the door as he looked closer, his posture slumped down in disappointment.

Thank you for enjoying the new content.

"That's it?! Oh, you've got to be kidding me! You see, Y/n? This is what happens when greedy video game developers with no respect for their fanbase rush a cheap expansion to market for no reason other than to make an easy dollar! And don't get me started on the level of craftsmanship that’s gone into it-" Narrator shouted in disbelief

"Truly! what kind of-" Y/n stopped talking his mouth agape. Did he just speak? He slowly looked up at the ceiling in shock and confusion, questioning the narrator.

"My god y/n? How- This is wonderful! For once the developers did something right! Go on, Y/n speak up." Y/n was speechless; he didn't expect this to be one of the new content.

"Hello?" A grin formed on his face; finally, at last, he could actually speak up and stop using gestures.

"This is wonderful Y/n! Can you believe it? I was intending to find these people on Twitter and hold them accountable for this terrible update. I should rather send them a nice comment" The narrator said giddily as he typed on his keyboard.

"You seem so enthusiastic about this"

"Why of course, I must admit you sound so beautiful y/n- Sorry, ahem I'm just getting tired of hearing my own voice all the time"

"So straightforward of you narrator. You like hearing my voice then, don't you? '' Y/n teased him might as well take advantage of this new found content. The narrator could be heard shifting in his seat and clearing his throat.

"Yes, well of course after being stuck here for eternity it’s nice to hear something new.. Moving on. I'm going to reset the game and we'll test out our new found content, and try to get back what The Stanley Parable is really about. Just you and me having a great time together like always. What do you say friend?" He could hear the smile in his voice and grinned.

"Sounds good to me" 

___ 

Y/n appeared in his office, he didn't stay long, and exited out the door. Everything was different, the walls were now gray and the lights were dimmed. He took a few steps forward and called out for the narrator.

"Psst! Y/n! Come over here… in the vent. I want to show you something." The narrator called out in a hushed tone. Y/n walked up the stairs and stared at the vent. He never followed any instructions from the narrator, and instead went into the room to his right.

"Oh come on y/n! When are you ever going to listen to me! I wanted to show you something special"

Y/n only giggled in response and entered the room beside the vent. He'll explore the vent later on.

Inside the room was strange. It was dark, a black void in there was a computer, and a person. The computer was the only light source illuminating the person's face. Y/n froze as the person glanced at him.

"Y/N?! God how can I be so stupid. I forgot to lock the doors. Go shoo you're not supposed to be here. This is going so wrong"

Narrator approached y/n forcing him out of the door, before he could speak up, the narrator cut him off.

"Oh, who am I kidding. I know you won't listen. I'm gonna restar-"

"Hey! No wait- You know this is a perfect time to test out this new content plus I know the best way to test it." The narrator got a proper look on y/n. He couldn't help but get flustered at how close they were and took a few steps back

"Fine Y/n, tell me what is the best way?" Narrator tilted his head a bit questioning you

"I'm a lonely man narrator. It's only me and you all the time. Everytime you talk I can't avoid imagining bad things about you can I? I know you thought about this too once you heard my voice. So do you want to test it out?" Y/n said as he looked at the narrator, eyeing him as he got closer. He would never pass up this opportunity.

"Yes.. please"  He replied, flustered; the narrator didn't expect it to get to this point. He's not wrong, he did want this.

"Good. Let's reverse the roles shall we? Summon a bed, lube and lay down on it and strip" Narrator obeyed, stripping out of his clothes and summoning things you asked for

"Already obeying huh? so good for listening. You might as well take my place." Y/n can’t help but get excited and approach the narrator. His hands trailed down his chest, down to his stomach. The narrator whines impatiently, his lingering touches making his cock twitch.

"Someone's impatient" y/n whispered in his ear. His hand caressed his waist while his eyes trailed down the narrator's body, down to the neck and chest. What a perfect place to leave marks on.

“You still have your clothes on. P-please take it off. I need to feel you” He asked him, tugging on his shirt. Y/n complied to his request, stripping down off his clothes, and attacked the narrator's neck. His kisses felt warm on the narrator's skin making him buck his hips up, wanting to get some friction, though Y/n pinned his hips down with his hands.

"If you keep doing that I won't let you cum. You won't like that now would you?"  narrator shook his head frowning a bit

"speak"

"yes, yes please touch me. I want you" He whimpered

"You learn so quick don't you? Very good at listening."

His hands held  the base of his semi-hardened cock, making him gasp. Y/n stroked him on a torturous slow pace. The narrator didn't dare to move; he learned his lesson.

"A-ah your hands feels s-so good around me. Please, pl-please go faster M-mhh" He mumbled. His eyes were closed, focusing on the hand stroking his cock.

"Is that all you got? I know you can do better than that. Tell me what do you want"

"Please! Just I-i want you to fuck me ha-ard and cum! Pls-"

Y/n sped up his strokes. Making him moan louder. He back arched a bit close to cumming but y/n stopped

"N-no please let me cum. I've been listening" he pleaded at him

"I know honey I'll give you what you want. We don't want you cuming already before I fuck you

right? Lay on your back"

Narrator immediately laid down, desperate for his cock. Y/n couldn’t help but admire what he's done. Narrator begging to be fucked like a dumb slut. He opened the lube and spread it all over his fingers and inserted it in his narrator without a warning making him gasp and moan out. He pumped his fingers in and out getting faster each time. Narrator only gets louder and louder as you add a second finger. He isn’t used to feeling this good. It's too overwhelming.

"P-please! fuck me y/n ple- please i want your c-cock-" He said the best he can y/n curled his finger making him stop and shout his name. 

"Look at you, you're such a cock slut huh" He took his fingers out of his ass making the man under him whimper. 

He put a generous amount of lube on his cock pumping it slowly, making him moan before lining it up to the narrator's tight hole. Y/n pushes the head of his cock in slowly and separated narrator's leg further. 

"A-ah fuck. You feel so good" He pushed his whole cock  inside his ass drawing a whine out of narrator

Y/n thrusted into him deeper and faster. Drawing out moans from the two. Narrator wanted to kiss him so badly so he threw his arms around his neck and pulled him in. 

The two kissed heatedly. Y/n pushed his tongue in the narrator's mouth and he submitted to him fully. 

"Y-you feel so big and fit in me so well- F-fuck" 

Y/n reaches for the narrator's dick and jerks it off. Making the narrator moan as more pre cum leaked out of his cock. He tried not to cum yet he wanted the feeling to last. Skin slapping and moans filled the room. Y/n trailed kisses along his neck and bit his shoulder not enough to break his skin. Narrator's moans got louder as y/n fucks him hard. 

"Please I'm so a-ah close please y/n '' He buried his face on y/n's neck kissing it lightly and inhaling scent. 

"Cum for me, be a good boy and cum for me alright" He groaned. He too was close to cumming 

"Fuck- FUCK Y/N-" Strings of cum goes on y/n's hand and narrator's stomach. It was hot, wet and sticky. 

"Shit I'm close- I'm gonna cum-" Y/n moaned out his thrust gets sloppy and cummed in his ass. Narrator cupped his face and kissed him tenderly. 

"You alright?" Y/n asked panting for air and pulled his cock out slowly. Making narrator whine "Y-yes I'm fine..I can say that this new content very nice"  narrator replied giving y/n a lopsided smile making him laugh 

"Alright, alright I'll get us cleaned up"