Dream Looks Like The Lovechild Of Farquaad And Rumpelstiltskin

Dream looks like the lovechild of Farquaad and Rumpelstiltskin

crimes probably

what they doin

Mysterious Orphan who is 47th in the Line of Succession..............

Yeah that’s very much the vibe I give off. Just kinda-- appeared one day. Yep.

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I’m “Meddlesome Bachelor with 2,000 pounds a year” yes please sign me up

I--

26 pity

Twenty. Six.

And I lose to my boy. Absolute betrayal. Qiqi would've been better /j pls don't come home bestie

First ten and all the 4's came home I'm

My boys please come to me I have wine and the heart of the cards (´°̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥ω°̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥｀)

Cyno has betrayed me

So far I'm two for two on losing the 50/50

fucking early and for what