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Bonsai Maze

Your local (!!underage!!) ceterormantic, pansexual, transgender demiboy who doesn't know wtf he's doing-Full Name: Bonsai Maze Wanders (I couldn't get rid of it. For joshdub)

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9 months ago

As a fanfic and yearbook-article writer for my school

PRAISE THE LORD (nr) šŸ™Œ

some people think writers are so eloquent and good with words, but the reality is that we can sit there with our fingers on the keyboard going, ā€œwhat’s the word for non-sunlight lighting? Like, fake lighting?ā€ and for ten minutes, all our brain will supply is ā€œunofficialā€, and we know that’s not the right word, but it’s the only word we can come up with…until finally it’s like our face got smashed into a brick wall and we remember the word we want is ā€œartificialā€.

9 months ago

i am going to start a secret rap career.

9 months ago
Mully In Heels Is My New Favorite Mully (and That's Considered With High Mully)

Mully in heels is my new favorite mully (and that's considered with high mully)


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9 months ago

Oml you are. Congrats!!

i almost feel bad for all the trans accusations

then I remember

you're trans

I am not!

9 months ago

u trans??

i almost feel bad for all the trans accusations

then I remember

you're trans

I am not!

9 months ago

@juicyfruitsnaxx I'd say you but I think we might be besties

Hello Beloveds

hello beloveds ā˜ŗļø


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9 months ago

dr. Mike disproved this. Don't even go there

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9 months ago

...what i do

9 months ago

bears and pumpkins it must be fall

It's Octobear! That Means It's Time To Post Pumpkin Enrichment :]
It's Octobear! That Means It's Time To Post Pumpkin Enrichment :]
It's Octobear! That Means It's Time To Post Pumpkin Enrichment :]
It's Octobear! That Means It's Time To Post Pumpkin Enrichment :]
It's Octobear! That Means It's Time To Post Pumpkin Enrichment :]

it's octobear! that means it's time to post pumpkin enrichment :]

9 months ago

hmmmm...

I think you might be...

i almost feel bad for all the trans accusations

then I remember

you're trans

I am not!

9 months ago

as an afab, I can confirm

I make that exact face

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9 months ago

Look man

I'd be studying rn if it wasn't for the fact I LEFT MY DAMN HISTORY BOOK AT SCHOOL AGAIN FOR THE 2ND DAY IN A ROW

like I HAD IT WROTE DOWN

RIGHT THERE

IN PLAIN SIGHT

and then my dumbass FORGETS THE DAMN THING

LIKE WHAT THE FUCK MAN

im so retarded istg

imma fucking c r y

Boss Says Studying Is Important
Boss Says Studying Is Important
Boss Says Studying Is Important
Boss Says Studying Is Important

Boss says studying is important


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9 months ago

Gonna change that number to 2 once my trans ass transitions

a zoomed in Wikipedia article that has been edited to say:

"there are at least 3 women"

with Text cut out on the bottom saying: 

"Lego architecture white house"

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9 months ago

Note thing i guess.

10: I’ll drink water

25: I’ll eat food more often (I don’t eat. Very much.)

50: I’ll finish s1 of Star vs. Forces of Evil

75: I’ll draw some more

100: I’ll take full illustration requests (only 5, that’s hard to do!)

250: ill work on my AU

500: I’ll start posting my art more often

750: I’ll make some more OC’s

1000: I’ll open an ask temmie blog

I’ll add more if I have too, but I won’t. This will flop.

Spamming is allowed. I don’t care.

WELL. ASK TEMMIE BLOG. YAY.

More.

1500: I’ll draw some more illustrations (probably only 3 more.)

2000: I’ll ask if I can get anxiety medication

2500; I’ll ask if i can get a digital drawing pad

3000: I’ll speed run deltarune

3500: I won’t get dehydrated as much

4000: I’ll try to eat food more regularly

4500: I’ll consider coming out to my parents (I probably won’t. It’s hard.)

5000: well we’ll never get here, but I’ll leak my YT channel.

WELL SHIT.

6000: i make a wanderer official comic

7000: i lower my expectations for myself

8000: i start covering songs

9000: i post my wonderful monstrosities

10000: i leak my Instagram

9 months ago
He's Very Excited About His First Night As A Jack O Lantern

he's very excited about his first night as a jack o lantern

9 months ago

Hell yea brother

Earth update!

You're all trans now.

9 months ago

...you don't happen to be saying your Cowardly Keith, do you?

I friggin love their moments šŸ’•

THIRD DONO AHHAHAHA

if yall wondering where these images are at,just visit cowardly keith on youtube :)

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might find more so yippee

9 months ago

goddamn

not the beans...

They Threw Beans On Him

They threw beans on him…

9 months ago

It's fucking bible reference oml 🤧

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9 months ago
Nonstick Broom

Nonstick broom

9 months ago

Ravens can talk!šŸ¦ā€ā¬›

Video byā€Paige Bucaloā€

9 months ago

hello faggot on tumblr dot com

you know who you are