I Hate Him Bc He's Too Pretty....

i hate him bc he's too pretty....

"we need more morally grey characters" they say, then they hate on keigo

Me: I know how to write smut

the smut in question

Should Dabi start wearing a bra, I mean-

my hero academia's league of villains

no but what if pregnant reader just had all types of attitude with sev like how would she even react

LMAOO

men and minors dni

honestly? i think she'd find it adorable.

her sweet, patient wife suddenly has a crazy attitude, and it's all because she's knocked you up.

she'd just grin each time you start ranting at her about whatever's bothering you. even if you're ranting about her. especially when you're ranting about her.

"sevika, i can't fucking bend over properly anymore to pick up after you when you leave towels and socks on the floor!" you growl, whipping a damp towel at her head. she chuckles. "it's not fucking funny! i had to get on my hands and knees to pick this shit up, then i almost got stuck on the floor!"

she finds it especially endearing when you get upset at how much she enjoys seeing you upset.

"you think this is fucking funny?!" you rant. "sevika, i'm going to kick you out of the fucking house, come help me get the duffel bag. i'm so sick of you."

"no you're not."

"i am! i'm sick of you and that stupid fuckin' smirk you're wearing and all the messes you leave and the fact that you did this to me-- i'm so serious come help me get your suitcase from the top shelf so i can kick you out!"

she just lets you tire yourself out, and once you do, she approaches you slowly, like you're a wild animal.

"baby." she whispers, gently pulling you into a hug. you burst into tears the second she's got her arms around you.

"i'm so sore." you cry. sevika hums, kissing your head and swaying the two of you back and forth. "and i married a fucking slob. and she got me pregnant, and now i'm gonna have a fucking slob kid. then i'm gonna have to deal with both you assholes, and my house is never gonna be clean again, and--"

"are you hungry?" she asks. you're about to yell at her for interrupting you when your stomach growls, cutting you off before you can. sevika grins. "lemme make you a snack." she offers. you huff, still pissed, but grateful for your wife.

"clean the mess you make in the kitchen." you demand. she grins, then kisses your pouting lips.

"sure thing, mama."

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teaser under the cut minors go away

needed to pick up a package but i didn't wanna forget my train of thought

writing smut is so hard guys