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i promise i will try to rewrite and respond to the requests, my exams have been happening and I have to focus on them, when I have free time I will respond

If anything is written wrong im sorry, english is not my native language 💀

silly headcanons about valéria garza

Valéria, every time you passed by she would make a point of slapping your ass or simply squeezing you.

Valéria that probably collects ancient weapons as relics

Valéria probably has a crush on blondes, she only watched Barbie because of Margot Robbie but at the same time she has a BIG crush on Sofia Vergara

Valéria who yell like a Mexican mother with her men, pulling their ears or threatening them with a slipper (it's a 9mm glock) when they do something wrong

Valéria who probably watches chaves currently (reminds her of her childhood)

Valéria is a GENIUS in exact sciences, she is the type of person who can calculate something in minutes and HATES human sciences with a passion, she hates writing.

Valéria who loves spicy food (a bit stereotypical I know) loves eating spicy snacks, any spicy food, you'll be eating something with her and you see her adding more pepper and she's like ''that's not spicy enough.'' and it probably is. jars of the best peppers in the world.

Valéria who doesn't like Taylor Swift simply because she thinks she's a stupid blonde and only knows to sing about exs (she listens to Bad Blood sometimes)

Valéria gathers her men for a night of drinking and tells them about stories she experienced in the cartel while drinking and smoking

Valéria who doesn't accept ANY gifts from other men, he could even be her right-hand man, she will never accept them.

Valeria who kicks other people in the back of the knee and thinks it's funny when they fall

I think about teenager! Valeria everyday. Especially about her appearance, I always think about how her features were in that time.

about her personality, her family, friends, relationship

Me too!

I especially think about her appearance and personality.

I believe she was a girl with a strong personality and indescribable beauty, many boys and girls liked her but we know that she only made exceptions for the girls only

on the family side I imagine she has two older brothers, both lieutenants in the army, on the friends side maybe she has a group of friends and maybe some boys included.

NOW ABOUT RELATIONSHIP!!!!

She has a soft spot for strong women and at the same time for cute women, I really imagine her falling in love with her mother's Christian friend's daughter or the new girl at school who, coincidence , is the daughter of the local cook.

imagine them meeting again when your cook mother prepares a collective lunch and the soldiers take the opportunity to eat outside the barracks, and the two of you stop each other again, she's still pretty but she's stronger and has short hair.

She also can't help but observe the woman you've become, the cook's daughter who kept talking to the walls.

Maybe this will even lead to a fic? maybe I do not know

The male gaze is sick and psychotic I swear it to you.

LOOK WHAT THEY DID TO MY WIFE?!?!??

These are not the same woman you are lying.

A relationship with Valeria Garzia would consist of the following:

Valeria pretty much laying claim on you from the moment she saw you.

She also has a tendency to frame questions in a way that gives her the opportunity to get to know you without being too intrusive.

You asking her if you two are an item now to which she scoffs and replies that you've been an item.

Despite Valeria being rather open that you are hers, she's also quite protective of you two's relationship. She only wants the world to know you're hers and that's the extent of it.

Valeria being surprisingly touchy-feely with you. It's not uncommon for her to have an arm wrapped around your waist or slung over your shoulder if you're chillin' at the bar.

If she's feeling frisky, though, she'll sit in your lap with her legs crossed.

Always feeling her eyes on you when she's in the vicinity. Yes, she likes what she sees. Good thing you're hers to enjoy, yeah?

Being one of the few people to know and see photos of Valeria's numerous hairstyle changes. Turns out she loves to experiment with her looks.

Finding out that one of her rarely talked about hobbies is collecting aviator shades. She's gotten you a couple pairs, too.

Sparring sessions almost always ensure that a round of butt-naked nasty happens afterward.

Hitting her with corny jokes and/or pickup lines because you absolutely love the way she rolls her eyes in exasperation.

Piggybacking off of that, balancing her rather sarcastic sense of humor and purposely dry wit.

Trading looks with each other in public when y'all see some shit go down because y'all are attuned like that. And because you two may or may not have your own set of inside jokes as well.

Being cornered for a quick kiss sometimes and vice versa.

Additionally, she also loves to give you a soft albeit teasing kiss on the side of your mouth as opposed to on it.

Knowing that while Valeria isn't the most sentimental of partners, when she loves, she loves hard. While she won't get incredibly sappy with you (as sappy as only Valeria can get), she's good for pick-me-ups in her own way.

masterlist

VALERIA GARZA (call of dutty)

valeria dating a female fatale 1 & 2 (alternative ending)

valeria dating a buchifresa

valeria with a 9 old daugher 1 & 2

HEADCANONS

fast and furious

aftercare

silly

teenager!valeria

equal rights

valeria would have a child?

mom! valeria

valeria having a young girlfriend and pilates princess