You Seriously Need To Be Hired By The Creative Team Behind Alexander McQueen Because All Of These Are

You seriously need to be hired by the creative team behind Alexander McQueen because all of these are fierce as FUCK and are totally in line with the fashion house's brand DNA.

A Walk Through Art History

I designed these shoes with a unique goal in mind: to create a shoe as a summation of an entire culture’s art. Each shoe possesses design qualities, color palettes, and designs only found in the respective culture. This project allowed me to investigate art historical cultures in a special way by challenging myself to translate an entire style (or series of styles) onto a single object.

Conveniently, I was able to use these designs as the concentration section of my AP Studio Art portfolio and received a score of a 5! 

 I possess full federal copyright of these designs. 

Jennifer Lawrence--who is literally Tumblr personified--is a HUGE fan of Tilda Swinton. I repeat: Jennifer Lawrence stans so hard for kween Tilda fucking Swinton. And now JLaw's recent short hairdo makes so much sense now because for clearly obvious reasons. Bless her fangirl heart! <3 And now I need a movie starring both these fabulous and amazing Oscar-winning women. Like... "Only Tributes Left Alive" perhaps? >.<

SO BASICALLY FOX NEWS IS WHERE...

What Does The Fox Say?

Usually a lot of racist, sexist, homophobic, inaccurate drivel. Someone needs to shut that fox up

"Shank" (A+) Another selection from my recent gay indie film movie marathon. "Shank" is a searing, intense, brutal, and emotional drama that left me shaking and crying. The movie handles the conflicts of troubled and misguided British youths who dabble in hooliganism and the struggle of one such handsome gang member to find happiness with a French boy while dealing with the machinations of a homophobic alpha female and the underlying sexual tension with his best mate. Solid performances and an engaging storyline all serve to make this film a must see for anyone looking for a good LGBT film.

These images are from an yearly photographic collection officially called the "Calendario Romano" (or "Roman Calendar" in English). But on the streets of Rome, the annual line-up of strapping young men of the cloth is better known as the "Hot Priest Calendar". They are all genuine priests, usually snapped in Rome during Holy Week festivities. Piero Pazzi is the photographer who snaps pictures of these gorgeous men of God for the calendar. He notes: "I meet most of them on the streets in Rome and ask to take their photos. The priests do not supply their name but most are happy to be photographed after I tell them the reason for the calendar, which is to promote the Eternal City and inform visitors about the Vatican." +++ FORGIVE ME, OH HANDSOME FATHERS... FOR I WILL MOST DEFINITELY FUCKING SIN!!!

HOLY SHIT. TO THE ANON WHO RP'D WITH ME ON OMEGLE, BLESS YOU FOR THIS TOTALLY AWESOME AND ANGST-FILLED THORKI PIECE LIKE I CAN'T EVEN RIGHT NOW. OMFG IF YOU'RE ON TUMBLR AND YOU REMEMBER THIS, DON'T HESITATE TO CONTACT ME! >.<

Y'all can properly read the RP chat log here.