Lol Oh Jesus Is It Wrong For Me To Say That I'm Actually All Three? XD

lol oh jesus is it wrong for me to say that i'm actually all three? XD

There are three kinds of people.

003 Snowpiercer Character Headcanon Biography : Minister Mason +++ Prior to her appointment as the Prime Minister of the Snowpiercer, Mason served as the chief executive officer to the UK division of Wilford Industries. Having never had intimate relationships due to her dowdy appearance and haughty personality, Mason instead devoted her life to her career when she first held an entry-level job within Wilford Industries as a junior liaison officer. Her calculating nature and unflinching decisiveness contributed largely to her steady rise within the ranks of Wilford's transportation empire, but not without having her fair share of disgruntled enemies she has made along the way. It was during Mason's fourth promotion in the company—senior vice president of Global Logistics—that she narrowly escaped an attempt on her life. Several ex-employees whom Mason had unjustly fired had taken out a hit on her via rigging her car with explosives. The bomb, however, did not detonate in time and Mason was already past the entrance of her office building when her vehicle exploded. It was immediately after this harrowing event that she hired two Russian bodyguards with a military background to protect her from further assassination plots. Shortly after her promotion as CEO to the UK office of Wilford Industries, headlines had already been made around the world concerning CW-7 and how it would finally end global warming. While Mason was initially supportive of this development, Wilford called an emergency meeting with all his top executives and declared his belief that CW-7 would backfire on a catastrophic level. He then unveiled his finished plans of constructing his lifelong dream project: a massive luxury train powered by a perpetual-motion engine running on a globe-spanning track. Suffice to say, many of the Wilford Industries executives thought their leader to be mad and handed over their resignations in disgust. But Mason, seeing the greatest oppotunity this would give her, stuck by her eccentric employer and was justly rewarded by being appointed as Wilford's right-hand woman on board the Snowpiercer, symbolized by the ornate signet ring personally given to her by Wilford and bearing the symbol of his company. She is largely responsible for the initial hiring of the select few workers handpicked from around the world who would serve the different areas of the perpetually-moving train before its departure. In the years after the train's maiden voyage, Mason enjoyed her newfound position of power and did not particularly change in regards to how she treated her subordinates. It was under the leadership of Mason that the Front Section army successfully quelched the McGregor Riots, and it was on her suggestion to Wilford that they continually breed and use cockroaches as the main ingredient for the protein blocks being served to the Tail Section as a means of exclusively keeping the carefully controlled stocks of real meat and greenhouse produce for the Front Section passengers. And while she may have a soft spot for the children in the Classroom Section who sings praises to Wilford, the miracle train, and the Sacred Engine, Mason personally carries a certain disdain towards the older youths who regularly inhabit the Nightclub and Kronol Den Sections as she believes this kind of excessive indulgent behavior would lead to 'violent hooliganism' that would disrupt the peace of the train. Indeed, she has even sent such extremely wayward young adults of the Front Section fueled by too much partying and Kronol to the Prison Section without remorse. Always flanked by her two intimidating minions in their grey bespoke suits, Mason is both feared and respected by the Front Section while the passengers of the Tail regard her with complete hatred because of her lack of concern for humanity coupled with her extreme classist beliefs. Whenever she is off-duty, Mason largely spends her time listening to classical music, drinking tea with honey, and reading English literature in her private Executive Class guestroom, as well as attending regular fittings for the couture skirt suits and fur coats made for her by the clothes maker in the Custom Clothing Section. +++ Many thanks to the guys over at twogoodarms, and also to fyeahsnowpiercer for regularly liking and reblogging my Snowpiercer posts. Honestly, they’re doing the Lord’s work in giving major awareness to the Snowpiercer fandom within Tumblr, so you guys should definitely follow their blogs! And if you loved “Snowpiercer” just as much as I did (as well as the awesomeness of my faves Chris Evans and Tilda Swinton in the film), you can check out tons of previous stuff I posted about the movie (i.e. pictures, GIF sets, fanmixes) by clicking here, in case you missed anything good from tracking the main #snowpiercer tag on Tumblr Search.

001 Snowpiercer Character Headcanon Biography : Curtis Everett +++ Before he boarded the Snowpiercer, Curtis Everett was just about to begin his senior year in high school and planned to study sports medicine when he entered college and dreamed of becoming a sports physician for a high-profile sports team in football or basketball. He is the only son of Mr. and Mrs. Steven Everett, a humble middle-class couple who worked as an accountant and a housekeeper, respectively. Curtis enjoyed listening to alternative indie bands, exploring his hometown of Boston, and actively participating in online blogs and forums dedicated to superhero movies he loves. He mostly kept to himself but had a close group of friends growing up, and harbored an extreme dislike towards the privileged trust fund brat classmates who made fun of him and his social background. Soon after the CW-7 rockets were launched by the governments of the world and the Earth began its rapid descent into a frozen wasteland, Curtis and his parents quickly made haste to New York City where they heard of a train that would protect the citizens of the planet from the icy death slowly engulfing the planet. They arrived in Big Apple only to see scenes of extreme chaos and anarchy rampaging on the city streets. Thousands of people desperately swarmed to the train station at JFK International hoping to gain passage aboard the so-called "miracle train" of Wilford Industries. Realizing too late that what little of their combined life savings wasn't even enough for one Economy Class ticket, the Everetts thus resolved to board the massive locomotive by force along with hundreds of others who couldn't afford safe haven on board the rattling ark. Unfortunately, Curtis's parents were shot down by armed guards hired by Wilford Industries to avert the violent crowds of people trying to ambush incoming passengers with train tickets or crossing the barricades and attempting to board the train as stowaways. Forced to leave behind the bodies of his dead parents, Curtis channeled his anger by picking up a nearby axe left on the ground and hacking his way through the obstacles in order to get on board the train. At 17 years old, Curtis was one of the very few teenagers to have successfully boarded the train and survived the grisly, nightmarish bloodbath that preceded the maiden voyage of the Snowpiercer. Only after the Front Section authorities deigned to provide the Tail Section stowaways with the gelatinous bars of sustenance known as "protein blocks" did Curtis fully mourn the loss of his parents and lived with an enduring case of survivor's guilt on top of his deep-seated shame of having killed Edgar's mother and almost devouring a then-infant Edgar. He initially wanted to take part in the McGregor Riots, but was strongly advised against doing so by Gilliam, who deemed Curtis as not yet ready to engage in warfare against the Front Section. Grudgingly accepting the wisdom of his savior and mentor, Curtis stayed behind and helped restrain an over-eager Edgar and counted himself lucky in the end to have not participated in the riots because, in retrospect, he needed a carefully thought out battle plan to make an uprising against the Front work. Despite his traumatic life experiences in the new ice age, Curtis has remained a reserved and quiet individual that rarely lets other people in unless they are people he can explicitly trust. Nevertheless, his rather taciturn personality has not stopped Edgar and the younger kids looking up to him as their role model as Curtis always makes sure to look out for the well-being of the others and often mediates on behalf of Gilliam if conflicts arise between two Tail Sectioners. +++ Many thanks to the guys over at twogoodarms, and also to fyeahsnowpiercer for regularly liking and reblogging my Snowpiercer posts, the latter especially for saying that I make the best gifsets from this amazing cinematic masterpiece! Honestly, they're doing the Lord's work in giving major awareness to the Snowpiercer fandom within Tumblr, so you guys should definitely follow their blogs! And if you loved "Snowpiercer" just as much as I did (as well as the awesomeness of my faves Chris Evans and Tilda Swinton in the film), you can check out tons of previous stuff I posted about the movie (i.e. pictures, GIFs, fanmixes) by clicking here, in case you missed anything good from tracking the main #snowpiercer tag on Tumblr Search.

NOW SIS.

Flawless life-ruiners looking so fierce as fuck and chilling out in their super fly Victorian-era costumes and probably laughing because they’re planning to take over the world with their awesomeness. Tom Hiddleston + Jessica Chastain = HIDDLESTAIN HIDDLESTAIN. Learn it. Live it. Love it. STAN FOR IT. Hiddlestain officially joining the beautiful ranks of Hiddlesworth (Tom + Chris) and Hiddleswinton (Tom + Tilda). Haters gonna fucking hate.

Tilda Swinton striking fierce poses and calling out the names of fashion's legendary greats in her performance art piece collaboration with Olivier Saillard entitled "Eternity Dress".

Haters Gonna Hate

So I'm just cackling my ass off at all these pressed anons over at ONTD Anonymous talking so much smack about me (brent360). God, their inflammatory comments are giving me so much life, I can't even.

Stay mad, haters.