At That Age, I Was Almost Too Short To Look Outside.

At that age, I was almost too short to look outside.

Through one of my windows, all I could see was a cloud, an ocean of ash. It suffocated everything. Out the other window, I saw the people in town. Out both, I saw darkness.

Dad had always said the job of the dam keeper is to keep the darkness away. But by then, I was doing it alone.

And he never told me what to do when it surrounds you.

His mask protected me from the cloud, and nothing I had protected me from the people.

I was the dam keeper...

— Pig (voiced by Lars Mikkelsen)

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UGH THIS OSCAR-NOMINATED SHORT FILM COMPLETELY DESTROYED ME I CAN'T EVEN LIKE JFC THE BULLYING AND HURT/COMFORT FRIENDSHIP FEELS ARE TOO HELLA FUCKING REAL AND THEY’RE ACTUALLY GONNA MAKE A FULL-LENGTH FEATURE FILM PLUS A GRAPHIC NOVEL SERIES BASED ON THIS PERFECTION HOLY SHIT MY BODY IS NOT GONNA BE READY TO BE SLAYED BY THAT GOD HELP ME.

"This sunrise over your humble Midgardian city... I like it! ANOTHER!" #thor

OMFG THIS PHOTO IS EVERYTHING.

#look at tony looking all fucking smug like yeah bitch i'm tony fucking stark at the mtv movie awards and this lifetime achievement award in my billionaire hands

#look at steve all proud and shit making pretty googly eyes at his superhusband bae like yas ma'am that's my man right there

#look at clint with that flawless pose of obeisance and rocking that deep purple leather jacket like when will the rest of the team ever

#look at thor casting a shadow on clint's smiley face as he's desperately trying to get some of that tasty gilded popcorn in tony's hands

#look at natasha rocking that awesome pink outfit and not giving two fucks that she's left her black clothes at home and bowing down to tony winning an mtv generation award

#look at bruce just so fucking happy that his science bro has won something and fuck yeah his sneaker-and-ankle-display game is on fucking point bitch

#but then backstage tony’s all like hahahahaha jkjkjkjk you gaiz ilu sexy superhero fuckers forever and yeah that includes you natasha

#natasha’s all like yeah you better fucking love me tony if you know what’s good for your billionaire balls

#and omfg steve with a beard and that goddamn all-american blindingly white smile ugh jesus fuck just kill me now

#clint taking notes from tony on how to look cocky and hot like shit like yeah son you better work

#thor once again being all touchy feely with his avengers and looking all possessive and shit with the science bros

#bruce man could you be any more obvious with your epic lust face and massive boner for tony like dude calm the hulk down

#but seriously tho like look at this picture tumblr like this is basically friendship goals right here

OMFG THIS PHOTO IS EVERYTHING.

#look at tony looking all fucking smug like yeah bitch i’m tony fucking stark at the mtv movie awards and this lifetime achievement award in my billionaire hands

#look at steve all proud and shit making pretty googly eyes at his superhusband bae like yas ma'am that’s my man right there

#look at clint with that flawless pose of obeisance and rocking that deep purple leather jacket like when will the rest of the team ever

#look at thor casting a shadow on clint’s smiley face as he’s desperately trying to get some of that tasty gilded popcorn in tony’s hands

#look at natasha rocking that awesome pink outfit and not giving two fucks that she’s left her black clothes at home and bowing down to tony winning an mtv generation award

#look at bruce just so fucking happy that his science bro has won something and fuck yeah his sneaker-and-ankle-display game is on fucking point bitch

Thor Odinson's Cranked-Up Victory Party Mix

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"Shoutout to my brother Loki. I mean, I know we had our differences in the past, and you tried taking over the world, BUT I LOVE YOU, MAN! Oh, and my ex, my ex Jane, uhm... HOW DO YOU LIKE ME NOW?! BOOM!!! What else? What else? Check out my podcast on Soundcloud, it's SICK! It's SICK! Oh, and I'm sorry we destroyed your city. I LOVE MY LIFE!!! WHOOOOOOOO!!!"

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01 : chumbawamba - tubthumping (i get knocked down) 02 : n.e.r.d. - rock star [jason nevins remix edit] 03 : the prodigy - breathe 04 : make the girl dance + solange la frange - dancing in nowhere 05 : björk - hyperballad/pluto 06 : die antwoord - i fink u freeky 07 : azealia banks - yung rapunxel 08 : adele + skrillex - rolling in the deep (with scary monsters and nice sprites) 09 : krewella - live for the night 10 : deadmau5 + rob swire - ghosts n' stuff 11 : calvin harris + john newman - blame 12 : icona pop + charli xcx - i love it 13 : kaskade + neon trees - lessons in love (all day, all night) [fire mix] 14 : cascada - glorious 15 : kid cudi - pursuit of happiness [steve aoki remix] 16 : coldplay - a sky full of stars

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You can check out the mixtape here.

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