What If (theoretically) You Told Me How You Jerk Off To Me (theoretically) Telling Me All The Dirty Things

what if (theoretically) you told me how you jerk off to me (theoretically) telling me all the dirty things you'd do to me, were you with me (theoretically) all while not allowing me to touch myself (theoretically)?

thinkin about getting some biiiig toys :3

since im in the uk ive been looking at weredog, specifically juniper and gideon....

something about the idea of horse girlcock has me weak, i can't stop thinking about my holes being filled and flooded with obscene amounts of cum from that gorgeous, thick cock~

and then theres gideon the fox, and dear god i need to know what a knot feels like inside me

i want to feel myself slowly loosen over it, opening hole up slightly wider and wider each time until it juuuuuuust pops in, and suddenly im more full that i ever have been

i dont think wd do cum tubes for all their toys, but if i was gonna have it for one of them, it'd be gideon

i wanna feel it spurting into me over and over after it knots me, my hole plugged up and thouroughly bred by the fertile cum, and just...leave it there, cockwarming him with his knot and cum pushed fully inside me

maybe i'll go out for a lil walk wearing a skirt afterwards with him still knotting me, i wonder how much will leak out around him past my loose hole and dribble down my thighs for anyone passing by to see

god im fucking worked up now okay who wants to come fucking rail me right this second

(open invitation to send me asks of how you'd use my new toys on me. go fucking wild ;3)

gghhhjhfhhhjfhfj i love women so much pleasw

We are on opposite sides of the gender spectrum.

If we breed could we make a cisgender person? Would they be non binary? Genderfluid (like me)? Trans? Wanna try to see what would happen?

❤️

(I tortured myself by mentioning breeding)

(1 make this joke a lot I apologize)

we'd end up with a being so gender fucky that's its power will one day rival god cause there's nothing more potent than a hot t4t breeding session for creating beings of immense power

we should like, totally do that as soon as possible now get over here so i can cum in you ;3

oml also like a rlly sweet puppy has offered to BUY ME ONE OF THESE TOYS BECAUSE I COULDNT CHOOSE LIKE

AAAAAA??????

i am in awe of this fact

yv you're amazing ily <3

thinkin about getting some biiiig toys :3

since im in the uk ive been looking at weredog, specifically juniper and gideon....

something about the idea of horse girlcock has me weak, i can't stop thinking about my holes being filled and flooded with obscene amounts of cum from that gorgeous, thick cock~

and then theres gideon the fox, and dear god i need to know what a knot feels like inside me

i want to feel myself slowly loosen over it, opening hole up slightly wider and wider each time until it juuuuuuust pops in, and suddenly im more full that i ever have been

i dont think wd do cum tubes for all their toys, but if i was gonna have it for one of them, it'd be gideon

i wanna feel it spurting into me over and over after it knots me, my hole plugged up and thouroughly bred by the fertile cum, and just...leave it there, cockwarming him with his knot and cum pushed fully inside me

maybe i'll go out for a lil walk wearing a skirt afterwards with him still knotting me, i wonder how much will leak out around him past my loose hole and dribble down my thighs for anyone passing by to see

god im fucking worked up now okay who wants to come fucking rail me right this second

(open invitation to send me asks of how you'd use my new toys on me. go fucking wild ;3)

i dont know how much longer i can go without girldick inside me 😵‍💫😵‍💫