Every Girl Gets Distracted By Her Own Boobs Right? Like Its Not Weird. Sometimes You Just Catch Yourself

Every girl gets distracted by her own boobs right? Like it’s not weird. Sometimes you just catch yourself staring at them. It doesn’t mean anything. I’m not gay for liking tits.

Captain crunch lives in my head rent free

Reblog this picture of me holding a Family Size box of Honey Nut Cheerios? I’d really appreciate it.

I type bud and buddy too often and now my phone auto corrects to it every time I type bus

The second my back is fine my legs start planning a coup

One day I will be rich (middle class)