Aelin: Aedion Are You The Little Spoon Or The Big Spoon?

Aelin: Aedion are you the little spoon or the big spoon?

Aedion: I’m a knife

Lysandra from the other room: He’s the little spoon

Cassian: Mor just created a group chat called “Mor’s surprise birthday party” and then left.

Rhysand: I’m currently feeling a lot of emotions and one of them is respect

Sarah J Maas: ok time to name this new Character

SJM: Mittens come forth

*Cat walks across keyboard*

SJM: *wipes away tear*its beautiful

Aedion: AELIN I NEED YOUR HELP

Aelin: I’m not that good with advice. May I interest you with a sarcastic comment instead?

Imagine Rowan singing "I'll Make A Man Out Of You" while he trained Aelin

Rowan: You must be swift as a coursing river *starts chasing Aelin*

Rowan: With all the force of a great typhoon *as Aelin is chopping wood*

Rowan: With all the strength of a raging fire *as Aelin is carrying a heavy pot in the kitchen*

Emrys: (in the background) BE A MAN

Rowan: MYSTERIOUS AS THE DARK SIDE OF THE MOON *flies to Aelin's window and creeps in the shadows as she's sleeping*

Aelin: Rowan what the FUCK

Unpopular ACOFAS Opinion

Rhysand has every right to be pissed at Nesta. Don’t pull the bull shit “he’s sexist” or “it’s because she isn’t perfect in his eyes” Nesta hurt his mate. And don’t say it has nothing to do with them letting her go hunting because he’s nice to Elain. Elain made an effort to talk to Feyre, to make up for what she did. Nesta on the other hand did not. And she was also the main one who burnt through Feyre’s hard earned money. Nesta cast then them out, used their money with barely even a thank you. And yes I know it was a coping mechanism and that she is hurting. I do not blame her for that. I’m saying that her coping mechanism is clearly hurting Feyre. Hence, it’s only natural for Rhysand to be mad at Nesta. Also do not forget that she treated the rest of the inner circle like shit. Of course Rhysand is going to be mad at her, she is treating his family like shit. Don’t start with the bull shit, “oh it’s because she’s a woman” don’t start labeling Rhysand as sexist because this has zero to do with the fact that Nesta is a woman. Nesta is hurting, yes. I don’t blame her for that. All I’m saying is that it’s perfectly understandable for Rhysand to be pissed at her because she hurt Feyre and is hurting Feyre and has been hurting the inner circle. RYHSAND IS NOT SEXIST. Nesta being a woman has zero to do with it. She is hurting his family, he is going to be mad.