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'you still listen to music from 10 years ago 🤨?' bitch if prehistoric humans had audio recording technology id be sat up here listening to grog and unga bunga's greatest hits don't play with me

Reading anything horror after listening to the Magnus Archives is a trip. The solutions seem so clear. Creepy child-murdering ghost in basement? Cement. Animated bones? Cement. Woman coming out of fireplace where she was burned to death? Cement. Talk about a concrete solution.

banan

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wish I could slap this into someone rn

my dad did this to me when I was 6 and I have never been more afraid. I had zombie dreams for the next few years of my life after that. Still remember many of them vividly. Anyways hHhHahaha that’s so silly lol

BRUH THE FUCKING BAT I CANT DO THIS HE LOOKS SO SAD TO THE HUMAN PERSPECTIVE BUT I WONDER WHAT HIS BRETHREN WOULD SAY IF THEY SAW HIM.

us- ohh he’s so cute he’s got such sad eyes that’s so silly

them- MY GOD JERRY IS FUCKING THAT SHIT UP HE LOOKS INSANE

in the stripped club. straight up "jorking it". and by "it", haha, well. let's justr say. yuor arms off

The holy trinity of outsiders finding out stuff about TMA

bring back tumblr ask culture let me. bother you with questions and statements

Nicola Orsinov… is that you babe? Whose fingers did you articulate to post this…? At least it’s not a voice box 🧍

This is not my beautiful circus; these are not my beautiful monkeys

this is inherently lonely/vast/spiral coded. this is Peter Lucas and Michael

they’re lovers 💏

1. Ominous sign

2. Dungeon of the stuffies

alice "bones are a lie peddled by big milk" dyer and tim "statement of joe spooky regarding sinister happenings" stoker would be best friends change my mind

Alice and Tim have the same energy in different fonts and I will argue this to the day I die.

Tim: sure thing boss 😐🖕

Alice: we work for the biggest scare of them all.. the uk government 😛🖕

one is “fuck it we’re here and there’s nothing we can do about it so why don’t I just wither away.”

and the other is “fuck it we’re here and there’s nothing we can do about it so let’s just piss the sods I work with off.”

Also what they said 😊

loving the mr bonzo leitneresque hate train because personally i find this fucker one of the funniest things sonny jims has ever written for this universe. what do you mean a government organisation has a list of supernatural assassins and one of them is a sweaty hungry lap dancer monstrosity who used to star in a children’s tv show and now crashes bachelor parties bringing frankly rancid vibes. are you shittin me i love this guy

what they said 😊

STUPID IDIOT MOTHERFUCKING MR BONZO GODDAMN DISGUSTING PIECE OF VILE SWEATY SAGGY RUBBERY PUFFY SKIN COQUETTISH POSH BASTARD BIGGEST CLOWN WORST MASCOT SHITTEST COLOUR SCHEME HORRIBLE SHAPE MOTHERFUCKING MR BONZO IF HE CAME FOR ME I WOULD MUTALISE MYSELF SO HE DOESN'T GET THE SATISFACTION I WOULD DISSOLVE MYSELF IN ACID OR FEED MYSELF TO THE OCEAN SO I DON'T HAVE TO DIE BY HIS HANDS IF HE CAME FOR ME I WOULD BREAK HIM WITH MY BARE HANDS I WOULD RIP HIS RUBBERY SKIN APART AND HIS SKIN WOULD BURST LIKE THE WORST KIND OF WATER BALLOON I WOULD BECOME MORE OF A MONSTER THAN HIM IF IT MEANS KILLING HIM MOTHERFUCKING RUBBERY PIECE OF UNTWINKABLE SWEATY CLOWN MR FUCKING WANTS TO STAY WITH HIS STUPID HAT HIS UGLY FUCKING HAT I HOPE IT BURNS I HOPE HE BURNS AND THE SMELL OF BURNING RUBBER WILL BE A SYMPHONY FOR MY SENSES TO MARK THE DAY MOTHERFUCKING MR BONZO FINALLY DIES

Finally bought some good china

gay new yorker. faggot about it!

oh shit, it's 3/21/23, 32123, palindrome day

I love being a techie

me during tech week and production week

u know how.. how Jesus made more bread?

he just- he just cut it in half. :)

this was and is my favorite period horror ever made it is so good please watch it it deserves all the hype I know every word in it by heart and you get to see Tom Hiddlesons ass

CRIMSON PEAK (2015) dir. Guillermo del Toro