So My Sisters Science Class Are Doing Ecosystems

So my sister’s science class are doing ecosystems

And so they have these two fish.

So they named one tiny, and like a week later came to the realization that tiny was kind of a stupid name because the fish would grow, so the ended up settling with shiny, to which everyone had come to terms with. (Then my sister wanted to name it Jesus and everyone was like “no” and someone suggested JJ and my sister has decided his full name is Jesus Jesus)

Anyway, my sister had better plans for the second fish though, for she would not make the same mistake of having an unoriginal name. 

So she sticks her hand up and says “BARRY BLUE JEANS” to which he is now named. Taz fans can now rest easy that in a 9th grade science class, there is a little red and blue fish named after the best man in blue jeans

forgive me father for i have sinned in all the most intricate, exquisite and aesthetically pleasing ways i was capable of

My girlfriend is chaotic? And I don’t know how I got her? Sometimes you have a lover slide into your dms who knows how to do math but has stupid energy and you just gotta say well this is the person I will be gay for.

bear and bird are friends