Captainlavellan - Captain-Lavellan

Then they became “classics.”

What if instead of editing – and hear me out on this one – I lay facedown on the floor and do nothing

My angel. 😭

If any of my European friends have wondered what I meant when I said American’s don’t have a single unified culture, I’m talking about this:

It’s not as extensive as Europe due to shared history, less time, and a (mostly) shared language, but Americans are really, really spread out and have a wide variety of “American cultures“ that compliment, contrast, and conflict with each other.

me: *minding my own business*

my brain: feel embarrassed

me: about what?

my brain: e m b a r r a s s e d