I Know There Are Alot Of Angsty Tim Does Not Believe He Is Part Of The Family Takes But Consider A Hilarious

I know there are alot of angsty Tim does not believe he is part of the family takes but consider a hilarious twist on this where Tim 100% separates being a bat verses being a Wayne like its more of a family business type of situation. 

Like Jason goes on a full ass monologue about how Tim stole Robin and his place in the family as Dick’s brother and Bruce’s son and Tim is like??? chill I’m an employee dude. Damian tries to kill him to prove that he is the superior son and Tim is super confused because shouldn’t he go after one of Bruce’s sons instead of an unpaid intern?

Bruce has a whole heart attack when Tim tries to ask if he has a retirement plan or benefits lmfao 

Cue everyone trying to show Tim he’s part of the family except he is dodging attempts left and right (like that time he created a fake uncle just so he wouldn’t get adopted)

Preparing a surprise party is a lot harder in Gotham than in any other cities. Too many people have too many PTSD from too many villains. You never know what triggers who. Everyone knows not to hire a clown, but does this harmless plant trigger someone? Does this penguin stuff animal trigger someone? Does this freaking coin trigger someone? You just never know.

thinking abt dc trinity at an arcade together and bleeding thru their personas over the course of their outing coz of competitiveness/inability to let annoyingly loud and bright console pull one over them

Jason: Dick is making us write a card for Bruce's birthday and it is not going well.

Damian: How about "Best of luck for the next forty years"?

Tim: He's forty, Damian

Damian: Yes, the average life expectancy is eighty

Tim: No you can't write that

Tim: "Thank you for being a good father"?

Jason: Hmm we shouldn't lie

Tim: True

Damian: "Your parenting has been within acceptable parameters"

Jason: Has it though?

Damian: "Many happy returns for many years that I'm sure you will have"

Jason: That still sounds oddly threatening

Damian: "I hope you have a happy day and... many subsequent years"

Dick: Stop making it sound like he's dying!

for dc requests can i request dami and tim playing dnd and damian has a goofy wizard hat

DC- let them be brothers.