Carsontumbleweed - Carson

Clone high yuri (twitta: @/homieoku)

Why do people think it’s still okay to make fun of Italians? I’m tired of being called “ricotta face” or “Spaghetti Eddie with the prosciutto butt and the cannoli brains.” I need-a to educate-a this fellow.

it’s Italian heritage month & Topher Bus is READY to fight italiaphobia. proceed with exorbitant caution, lest ye be aggressively “educated” by the “woke” teenaged clone of Christopher Columbus

(except on indigineous peoples day, during which he will indulge his white guilt and be a very loud white savior for said indigenous people)

Rewriting s2 in my head tbh so its more in character to s1 with the og cast and humor wise. I think its just me being petty but idc anymore. KAHLOPATRA DESERVED MORE OF A PLOTLINE I NEED DRAMA I NEED ANGST (I don't mind the og plotline I just want more of them)

Also context basically cleo was cancelled(and her cat died and her stuff was burned while she was gone. And shes no longer cheerleading captain not trying to torture her just going off whay the show would do in s1 humor) in the beginning of it so now alot of people don't like her ill prob rewrite her thing in that one episode to her getting twitch and some people loving her again like the school starts yo love her then hate her again and Cleo really wants to be the best and the queen bee so she learns that Frida likes girls and they have this thing. Cleo tries to get with her and Fridas like hey I don't think you're all bad you just need educating or whatever so you don't keep saying bad stuff and bla bla Cleos using her for popularity cause Fridas the most popular girl in school at first she thinks Fridas weird but she really grows to love her even does that thing that she did in that one scene that's like 'gasp! Oh that's weird I felt bad for you...even though everything's going great for me' so she's surprised cause she's like woah romance isn't dead. And she tells frida and fridas like woah you're using me and you thought I was weird at first? That's not okay I can't believe you and she skateboards away sadly and cleo runs after her idk what else but they'll end up together!!! Eventually!!! I just want Cleo to go through real development let me cook

And Topher and Abe because Abe is back to the main character and I feel like they would've had a funny plotline but I think the writers didn't want to make Abe a plotline cause Joan was the mc of s2. Its kind of weird making them friends tho I think they'll still be frenrmnies or whatever by the end of the season I don't think their friendship is healthy tho and Abes clinging into the idea of getting some type of friend to be Gandhi because he misses Gandhi alot (notice topher and abes friendship necklace is silver and Gandhis and Abes is gold) tophers pulled out of his shell but he manages to have a weird crush on the one guy that will talk to him. Shocker. He's still in denial in the rewrite I probably won't go too much into it just make it implied that hes 'faking' a crush on Joan(or not idk Im just making it where he has a weird onesided thing with Abe think Joan season one but more 'I want to wear your skin straight male ally way and ruin our friendship to make us into a weird rivalry' if he likes Joan too even funnier) and calls her his compulsory heterosexual female crush.

I enjoy Abe. I very much enjoy s1 Abe he's my comfort character and I love him and hate him at the same time. He has such good intentions yet he has the potential to make it sound so bad and he's so dumb!!! I enjoy him very much. I didn't know what to do with his shoulders cause real Lincoln had broad shoulders so I decided his posture sucks absolute ass that should be canon

Hes literally just some guy!!!!!!

I don't care if Topher likes Joan next season, as long as they keep the character funny idc. Tophers always gonna be some form of achillean to me because it's a fun hc that he's reppressed. In an guy who'd post on reddit 'is it gay to have a crush on your guy friend? (Asking for a friend)'

Besides then If he does like Joan that means I can make the joke 'bros fighting demons and the 'demons' are just bisexuality'

But for now I think he's just gay

ALSO WATCHING SCOTT PILGRIM OMG ABE LINCOLN????HES EVERYWHERE I CANT ESCAPE HIM

I think Cleo and topher have a math class together. Worsties.