I Guess I Can Be The Yuri Couple's Comedic Relief Guy Sidekick That's Constantly Shipping Them

I guess I can be the Yuri couple's comedic relief guy sidekick that's constantly shipping them

Which ever month you were born in, will determine the type of anime you would live in.

January = Hentai

Febuary = Yuri

March = Sports

April = Horror

May = Supernatural

June = Harem

July = Yaoi

August = Sci-fi

September = Shoujo

October = Ecchi

November = Slice of life

December = Musical

Holy SHIT

I think the people who claim that MalleYuu fans genuinely think Yuu is the reason why Malleus overblotted are putting words in their mouth and are just making up a reason to be mad about. Maybe I just have too much faith in people's general ability to think, but literally just reading the story you'll see Malleus literally saying "I DON'T WANT TO LOSE YOU" to Lilia? And if you just take a single second to put yourself in his shoes and make up a hypothetical scenario, what will you do:

The parent you have a good relationship with, and a friend (or crush if you want to up the stakes a bit), are drowning far off from each other. Who will you choose to save? The person who you spent all your life with, or someone you only met a few months ago who can grow tired of you and leave you one day? Any normal person would choose the obvious answer.

I want to believe that no one's genuinely convinced that Malleus would choose to simp???? Most and hopefully all Malleus stans probably just think it's a funny thought that he'd be that much of a simp. It's funny; it doesn't mean anything, it's not real. It's a useless, passing thought.

AND outside of hypothetical, extreme scenarios like that, there's literally no reason to choose. A person is allowed to love both their parent and a friend. Being black and white in this topic kinda makes it look like you don't know how it feels to be loved by different people and how it feels to love many different people with different nuances.

You can not only tell that this has happened to a fave of OP's, but that OP has done it themselves!

I hate... fanon archetypes. You know how people sand down their blorbos to fit into the same handful of incorrect quote templates and then they forget their actual canon personalities because they've gone too long without engaging with the source material? I hate it. I hate it. He would not fucking say that. The joke was slightly funny when it was on the office or whatever but we've all heard it over and over with different characters pasted into it how are you still laughing please let me out

just realized the reason it's just UBW and not FGO is because Star Rail releases all of its content at the same time. Fgo doesn't

This Is Kinda Sad

Seizure warning under the cut

Playing HSR on my phone. It's not CRASHING, but it's not... optimized for my phone