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Weatherman discovers his monitor has a touch screen

Doom says gay rights

Doctor Doom somehow comes to the conclusion that to really get back at Reed, he has to marry Ben Grimm. The problem? It's the 70's and same-sex marriage still isn't legal in the US. Doom finds this unacceptable (partially because it gets in the way of his plans but also because Latveria never made it illegal in the first place.)

Queue Doctor Doom going on a massive campaign to legalize same-sex marriage across the entire world. The Fantastic 4, for once, decides to just sit back and watch and Ben just has to accept the fact that for the sake of equality, he might just have to marry his biggest enemy. The sacrifices he does for the sake of good.

A while back my pharmacist saw my deadname on my profile and accidentially called it out, he corrected and deleted my deadname from the system so only my preferred name shows up now. There was a crowd of people behind me, so as he hands over the pills he apologized, in equal tone and volume as when he called my deadname and lied saying it's been a long day and he didn't mean to call out -his own- name. I quietly told him it was fine and he didn't need to do that for my sake.

His response: "No, it's my name now."

I went to the pharmacist yesterday, his nametag is my deadname. He informed me he's immigrating and in the process he's changed his first name to my deadname to have an English sounding name. That's why he's now able to get a reprint of his nametag to be my deadname. And repeated, with the intense seriousness of someone who is going to die on this hill: "It's mine now. Not yours. I'm taking." His tone indicated that decision is final.

Bro literally deadnamed me once, and has committed to flat out stealing my deadname. It's his now. Legally. Officially. I over heard his co-workers call him by the name.

I still think that my favorite urban legend/folklore fact is that there are certain areas in New Orleans where you cannot get a taxi late at night not because it isn’t safe, but because taxi companies have had recurring problems of picking up ghosts in those areas who are not aware that they are dead and disappearing from the cab before reaching the destination and therefore stiffing the driver on the fare causing a loss for the company.

Gomez and Morticia Addams got divorced. I woke up mortified and with a sense of inexplicable dread.

Finally watched the Addams Family Values recently! and honestly. my main takeaway is

Debbie slays. And Joan Cusack is a QUEEN

I’m crying-

All Might’s a virgin ~ confirmed

Clowns

Olimar is not having fun.

Go for gold.

Just a quick picture for something I was writing earlier...don't worry about it

recent smaller pikmin things (mostly twitter requests)

FUN PIKMIN FACTS

1. The nose in the red pikmin is flexible!

2. Blue pikmin’s think that every pikmin can swim

3. Pikmins love hugs (or at least showing appreciation)

4. If a Bulblorb pisses them off really bad they Can disfigure them (actual frame from the pikmin shorts btw)

5. Pikmin love playing in the mud since they can’t touch water

6. White pikmin are like if 5 year olds had acid

7. They are really curious (wich is sometimes bad for them)

8. YELLOW PIKMINS LOVE PLAYING WITH ELECTRICITY

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